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မယုကီ ရဲ႕ ရင္တြင္းျဖစ္

2011-07-07T16:35:00.000+08:00

အခုတေလာ သတင္းစာေတြထဲမွာ ႏုိင္ငံျခားသား အလုပ္သမားေတြအေၾကာင္း ခဏခဏ ဖတ္ရတယ္။ မ်ားေသာအားျဖင္႔ ႏုိင္ငံျခားသား အလုပ္သမား ေတြမ်ားလာလုိ႔ စကၤာပူႏုိင္ငံသားေတြ အလုပ္ရွားလာတယ္ ဘာညာေပါ႔။ဒါေၾကာင္႔ အစုိးရကလည္း ျပဳတ္မွာစုိးၿပီး ပူးေပါင္းႏွိပ္ကြပ္တဲ႔ အေနနဲ႔ ကုမ္မဏီေတြက ႏုိင္ငံျခားသား QUOTA ကုိ ေလွ်ာ႔ခ်ပစ္တယ္။ အဲဒီေတာ႔ ႏုိင္ငံျခားသားေတြ အတြက္ အလုပ္သမားေနထုိင္ခြင္႔ေလွ်ာက္တာေတာင္ ခက္ခဲကုန္တယ္။
ဒါေတြကုိ မသိခ်င္ေယာင္ေဆာင္ေနခဲ႔ေပမဲ႔ အခု အလုပ္ထြ႕က္လုိက္ၿပီး ေနာက္အလုပ္တစ္ခုရွာတဲ႔ အခါ မေရးရမေနႏုိင္ေအာင္ ကုိယ္ေတြ႔အေတြ႔အႀကဳံတစ္ခ်ဳိ႔က ႏႈိးေဆာ္လာတယ္။

အလုပ္ေခၚထားတာေတြ႔လုိ႔ ဖုန္းဆက္တဲ႔အခါတုိင္း 'Are you local" လုိ႔ တရဳတ္သံ၀ဲ၀ဲနဲ႔ ေမးတုိင္း စိတ္ရွည္ရွည္ထားၿပီး အလုပ္လုပ္ခြင္႔ ရွိသူတစ္ေယာက္ပါလုိ႔ ရွင္းျပရတာကုိ မုန္းလာတယ္။ ဒါေတာင္မွ တရုတ္လုိေျပာတတ္လားလုိ႔ ေမးၿပီး အေျဖရတာနဲ႔ ”အုိး ငါတုိ႔က တရုတ္လုိေျပာတတ္တဲ႔လူ ရွာေနတာပါ“လုိ႔ေျပာၿပီး ဖုန္းခ်သြားတယ္။ တခါတေလ သူတုုိ႔ စလုံးေတြပဲလုိအပ္ေၾကာင္း ေျပာင္ပဲ ဖြင္႔ေျပာပါတယ္။

ၿပီးခဲ႔တဲ႔ႏွစ္က အလုပ္လာရွာတဲ႔ သူငယ္ခ်င္းဆုိရင္ အရည္အခ်င္းရွိရက္နဲ႔ အလုပ္မရသြားပါဘူး။ သူပုိင္ႏုိင္ကႊၽြမ္းက်င္တဲ႔အလုပ္ေၾကာ္ျငာ တစ္ခုမွာ “ႏုိင္ငံသားမ်ားႏွင္႔ ပီအာမ်ားသာ“ လုိ႔ေရးထားတယ္။ သူေရာက္ကတည္း ေၾကာ္ျငာထားတာ သူေနထုိင္ခြင္႔ႏွစ္လျပည္႔လုိ႔ ျပန္သြားတဲ႔အထိ ဆက္ေၾကာ္ျငာတုန္းပါပဲ။

4:30 PM သူတုိ႔ႏိုင္ငံက အခြင္႔အေရးေပးထားလုိ႔ ကူိယ္လာၿပီး အလုပ္လုပ္ရတာတုိ႔1ကုိယ္႔ႏုိင္ငံကုိႏွိမ္ခ်ေျပာဆုိလာရင္ ၾကက္ေခါင္းဆိတ္မခံ ကုိယ္႔ႏုိင္ငံက ဆင္းရဲ႔သားႏူုိင္ငံမဟုတ္တ႔ဲ အေၾကာင္း ႏုိင္ငံေရးအေျခအေနေၾကာင္႔သာ တစ္ျခားႏူိင္ငံလာလုပ္ရတဲ႔အေၾကာင္း ရွင္းျပခ်င္စိတ္ကုန္လာတယ္.

ဒီမွာ ကၽြန္မအေတြ႔အၾကံဳတစ္ခုေျပာျပခ်င္တယ္။ ကၽြန္မ ရုံးမွာ အတူလုပ္တဲ႔ သက္လတ္ပုိင္း စလုံးလုပ္ေဖာ္ကုိင္ဖက္မိန္းမတစ္ေယာက္ရွိတယ္။ သူ တရုတ္ျပည္ကုိ ခရီးသြားဖုိ႔ အခ်က္အလက္ေတြ အင္တာနက္မွာ မရွာတတ္လုိ႔ကူညီေပးရတယ္။ smart phone သုံးၿပီး သြားခ်င္တဲ႔ေနရာေတြ ဘစ္ကားလာမဲ႔ အခ်ိန္ၾကည္႔ၿပီး အိမ္က တြက္ခ်က္ထြက္လုိ႔ ရတယ္လုိ႔ေျပာျပရင္ ပါးစပ္အေဟာင္းသားနဲ႔ ... ႏွိပ္ကြပ္တာမဟုတ္ဘူး ေျပာျပတာပါ။

စလုံးေတြ အလုပ္ေကာင္းေကာင္းမလုပ္လုိ႔ ပညာေကာင္းေကာင္းမသင္လုိ႔ အလုပ္မရတာ အခြင္႔အေရးမရတာ သူတုိ႔သိပုံမရဘူး။ ဥပမာ ကၽြန္မ အရင္အလုပ္တုန္းက ကၽြန္မလုပ္တာ ႏွစ္လပဲ ရွိေသးတယ္။လစာ တုိးေပးတယ္။ ဘာေၾကာင္႔လဲ ေမးၾကည္႔ေတာ႔ ပုံေနတဲ႔အလုပ္ေတြ ခဏနဲ႔ ရွင္းသြားလို႔တဲ႔။ အလုပ္ေတြက လြယ္လြယ္ေလးေတြကုိ မလုပ္သြားတာပါ။ ဆုိပါေတာ႔ ၿပီးခဲ႔တဲ႔ သီတင္းပတ္က အလုပ္အင္တာဗ်ဳးတစ္ခုသြားတယ္။ ကႊၽႊန္မရဲ႔ ဘဲြ႔အေထာက္အထားေတြ ဘာေတြညာေတြ သယ္ခဲ႔ပါဆုိလုိ႔ သယ္သြားတယ္။ သတင္းစာထဲမွာ ေတြ႔ရာျမင္ရာေလွ်ာက္ထားေတာ႔ သူတုိ႔လိပ္စာ ေပးထားတာနဲ႔တုိက္ႀကည္႔ေတာ႔မွ ...ေရွ႔ေနရုံးႀကီး ျဖစ္ေနတယ္။ ေခၚတဲ႔သူကလည္း ေခၚတယ္ဆုိေတာ႔ အေတြ႔အႀကုံရလည္း မနည္းပါဘူးဆုိၿပီးသြားလုိက္တယ္။ စက္ကက္ေက်း ဆုိေတာ႔ အလုပ္ရရင္ လစာေလးက မဆုိးေလာက္ဘူးေပါ႔။ ဟုိေရာက္ေတာ႔ ခဏ ထုိင္ေစာင္႔ခုိင္းလုိ႔ ေစာင္႔ေနရေသးတယ္. ၿပီးေတာ႔ အခန္းေနာက္တစ္ခုထဲ ေခၚသြားၿပီး အင္တာဗ်ဴးေတာ႔တာပဲ.

ကုိယ္႔အေတြ႔အၿကုံဘာညာေမးေၿပီး အေထာက္အထားေတြၾကည္႔ၿ႔ပီးေတာ႔ အႏွီပုဂုိလ္ (အသက္ ရ၀ခန္႔ ေွရွ႔ေနႀကီး) ကုိယ္က အဆင္ေျပႏို္င္တယ္လုိ႔ ဆူိတယ္။ ၿပီီးေတာ႔မွဘယ္လုိႏွိပ္ကြပ္လဲဆုိေတာ႔ ကၽြန္မက ေလးႏွစ္တာေလာက္ စကၤာပူႏုိင္ငံႀကီးမွာေနလာၿပီးေတာ႔ ဘာေၾကာင္႔ စလုံးသံ (local accent)မရွိတာလဲတဲ႔ေတာ္။ သူက ကၽြန္မ client ေတြနဲ႔ စကားေျပာတဲ႔အခါ နားမလည္ႏုိင္မွာ စုိးရိမ္တဲ႔အေၾကာင္း ေျပာတယ္ရွင္႔. ကၽြန္မ ျမန္မာတုိင္းမ္မွာ သတင္းေထာက္လုပ္ခဲ႔တုန္းက အဂၤလိပ္စကားေျပာႏိုင္ငံေတြက အယ္ဒီတာေတြနဲ႔ ေနတုိင္းေျပာဆုိရွင္းျပခဲ႔တုန္းက အဲဒီလုိ အေျပာမခံခဲ႔ရေပမယ္႔ စကၤာပူလုိ သူမ်ားဘာသာစကား ႏုိင္ငံဘာသာျပဌာန္းထားတဲ႔ ႏုိင္ငံကလူေတြ ေျပာတာခံရတာပဲ..

ေနာက္တစ္ခု သူကေျပာေသးတယ္ ...ျမန္မာႏုိင္ငံသားေတြအလုပ္ႀကိဳးစားတာသူသိတယ္တဲ႔. ကၽြန္မ ဂုဏ္ယူၿပဳံး ၿပံဳးဖုိ႔ ၾကိဳးစားေနတုန္း သူက “အဲဒါ ဘာေၾကာင္႔လဲဆုိေတာ႔ မင္းတုိ႔ႏုိင္ငံက ဆင္းရဲေတာ႔ သူတုိ႔ဒီမွာပဲ ဆက္ေနခ်င္လူုိ႔ အလုပ္ႀကိဴးစားၾကတာ။အိမ္မွာဆုိ အိမ္ေဖာ္ကုုိ သီရိလၤကာက ေခၚထားတာ .ဘာေၾကာင္႔လဲဆုိေတာ႔ သူတုိ႔ႏုိင္ငံက ဆင္းရဲလုိ႔ သူတုိ႔က အလုပ္ႀကိဳးစားၾကတယ္“ လုိ႔ စကားဆက္ပါတယ္။ ကၽြန္မကလည္း ကၽြန္မတုိ႔ႏုိင္ငံဆင္းရဲတာ ႏုိင္ငံသားေတြေၾကာင္႔မဟုတ္ေၾကာင္း၊ အစုိးရခ်ဳပ္ကုိင္မႈေၾကာင္႔သာ ျဖစ္ေၾကာင္း အတတ္ႏုိင္ဆုံး ျပန္ရွင္းျပခဲ႔ပါတယ္။

ဒါ... အဲဒီလူမွ မဟုတ္ဘူး ပထမဆုံးအလုပ္ရွာတုန္းကလည္း အဲဒီလုိအေျပာခံရဖူးတယ္။ ၿပီးခဲ႔တဲ႔ အလုပ္ထဲမွာလည္း ဖုန္းလက္ခံတဲ႔အခါ ကၽြန္မကုိ local မဟုတ္ဘူးဆုိတာသိေၾကာင္း ေျပာခံရဖူးတယ္။ ကၽြန္မကလည္း localမဟုတ္ေၾကာင္း ကၽြန္မ စင္းဂလစ္ရွ္ စကားမေျပာျဖစ္ေၾကာင္း ျပန္ေျပာဖူးတယ္။

ကုိယ္႔ေျမ ကုိယ္႔ေရကုိ လူတုိင္းခ်စ္ၾကတယ္။ ကုိယ္႔လူမ်ဳိးမွ အေကာင္းဆုံးလုိ႔ လူေတာ္ေတာ္မ်ားထင္ၾကတာကုိ လက္ခံပါတယ္။ ဒါေပမဲ႔ စကၤာပူလုိႏုိင္ငံက ႏုိင္ငံျခားသားအလုပ္သမားအေထာက္အပ႔ံမရွိရင္မျဖစ္ဘူးဆုိတာ သူတုိ႔သိသင္႔တယ္ထင္တာပဲ....

သုိ႔ေပသိ စလုံးအားလုံး မေကာင္းဘူးလုိ႔ ၀ါးလုံးသိမ္း မေျပာခ်င္ပါ... တစ္ခ်ိဳ႔ေကာင္းတဲ႔လူေတြလည္း အရမ္းေကာင္းပါတယ္။ ဥပမာ ကၽြန္မ အရင္ေနခဲ႔တဲ႕႔ အိမ္ေဘးက အိမ္နီးနားခ်င္းဆုိရင္ ျမန္မာျပည္ကုိ အလုပ္ကိတ္စရွိလုိ႔သြားမွာကုိ ကၽြန္မဆီက လူႀကံဴပစည္းတၿပဳံတမ ႀကီးကုိ တကုူးတက သယ္ေပးဖူးပါတယ္။ သူတုိ႔လဲ ႏွလုံးသားရွိတဲ႔ ခံစားခ်က္ရွိတဲ႔ လူသားေတြပဲေလ.

ကၽြန္မ ယုံၾကည္တာေျပာရင္ လူလူခ်င္း သဟဇာတမွ်ဖုိ႔က အေရးႀကီးဆုံးလုိပဲ႔ ဆုိခ်င္ပါတယ္

php magic quote turn off

2011-06-14T17:25:00.002+08:00

if ( in_array( strtolower( ini_get( 'magic_quotes_gpc' ) ), array( '1', 'on' ) ) )
{
$_POST = array_map( 'stripslashes', $_POST );
$_GET = array_map( 'stripslashes', $_GET );
$_COOKIE = array_map( 'stripslashes', $_COOKIE );
}

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/517008/how-to-turn-off-magic-quotes-on-shared-hosting

Happy April Fool's Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-04-01T09:00:00.000+08:00

long time no see byar

2011-01-24T12:05:00.000+08:00

Happy New Year everyone!

Wish you all had a happy prosperous year ahead.

It's been quite a while that I have failed to write even a single entry.

I am lacking continuity in most of the things not only in writing.

There are so many things to learn, so many things should be learned and so many things expected to be learned.

So we call this life.

Sometimes I find it our life is too many things to do.

I care about my life, my daughter, my wife, my parents, relatives and other poor people.

Sometimes I feel that I am not very good as a father. I am still selfish at sometimes as a father.

I hope that I can dedicate my time to my daughter more for her development rather than stupidly downloading
movies and playing with my phones.

You know that downloading and playing with the phone is so addicted.

You will know it when you own a phone that you can run 2/3 operating systems.

In this year, hopefully I can improve my poor English although I keep on downloading so many books and some learning videos from time to time but never try to try them :P

And got six pack ab in this year. I am serious, according to the exercise, it is not very difficult to lose belly fat.

It is true but the problem is diet. I need to eat 6 small meals a day which is almost impossible for me to do that.

So better work harder since I can't control over my diet very well.

Hope all above wishes come true. :D

Bye now.

Best.

Email & chat room survival kit

2010-08-24T16:58:00.000+08:00

AOL - Assholes On Line

ASAP - As Soon As Possible

ASAFP - As Soon As Friggin Possible

AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

AWGTHTGTTSA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again

BFD - Big Fucking Deal

BMD - Buy Me Dildo

BTSOOM - Beats The Shit Out Of Me

BT - Byte This!

BTWBO - Be There With Bells On

CMF - Count My Fingers!

CTC - Choking The Chicken

DBEYR - Don't Believe Everything You Read

DHYB - Don't Hold Your Breath

DILLIGAD - Do I Look Like I Give A Damn

DQYDJ - Don't Quit You're Day Job

DYSTSOTT - Did You See The Size Of That Thing

FTASB - Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Repair

FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief

FYI - For Your Information

FYM - For Your Misinformation

GR&D - Grinning Running & Ducking

HAK - Hugs And Kisses

HUYA - Head Up Your A$$

HHOK - Ha Ha, Only Kidding

HHO1/2K - Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding

HIOOC - Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!

IANAC - I Am Not A Crook

IFABCTE - I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator

IITYWTMWYKM - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me

IITYWTMWYBMAD - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink

IITYWTMWYLMA - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone

IIWM - If It Were Me

ILSHIBAMF - I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture

ILSHIBMS - I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches

IMHO - In My Humble Opinion

IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion

KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid

LDTTWA - Let's Do The Time Warp Again

LOL - Laughing Out Loud

LSHHTCMS - Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts

LTIP - Laughing Till I Puke

MTFBWY - May The Force Be With You

NBFD - No Big Fucking Deal

NFW - No Fucking Way

OMIK - Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard

ONNA - Oh No, Not Again

ONNTA - Oh No Not This Again

OTOH - On The Other Hand

OTOOH - On The Other Other Hand

OTSH - On The Same Hand

PITA - Pain In The A$$

PMF - Pull My Finger

RTFM - Read The Fucking Manual (or Message)

SH - Shit Happens

SH2M - Shit Happens To Me

SOI - Sit On It

SOL - Shit Outta Luck

TAFL - Take A Flying Leap

TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me

TFASB - Time For A Sex Break

TIC - Tongue In Cheek

TISEC - Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek

TLA - Three Letter Acronym (such as this)

TM - Trust Me

TSR - Totally Stuck in RAM

TTT - That's The Ticket

TWHAB - This Won't Hurt A Bit

VI - Village Idiot

WDIPME - Where Did I Put My Excedrin

WGAFS - Who Gives A Flying Squat W

THDTIM - What The Hell Do These Initials Mean

WTSDS - Where The Sun Don't Shine

WWW - World Wide Wait

WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get

WYSIUWYW - What You See Isn't Usually What You Want

YGBFK - You Gotta Be Fucking Kiddin'

humour :D

2010-07-22T14:25:00.001+08:00

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

credit to :http://www.benwiggy.com/jokes/joke.php?id=223

humour!

2010-06-14T10:30:00.002+08:00

Ekstra juveler
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist......."Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things."

"I know," she said. "It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.

SELLING 110% NEW - HP Pavilion dm3-1126AX NB PC SING

2010-05-13T09:21:00.003+08:00

source from Starhub

HP Pavilion dm3 Notebook Specifications (Only Silver colour is available)

HP Pavilion dm3-1126AX NB PC SING
PartNumber	WZ494PA#AB4
Processor	AMD Athlon L335 processor with 512MB Discreet Graphics
Memory (std/max)	1GB
Hard Disk Drive	250GB
Display/ Resolution	13.3” Diagonal High-Definition 4 HP LED BrightView Widescreen Display
Optical Drive	Nil
Bluetooth	Nil
Wireless	802.11b/g/n WLAN
Operating System;	Genuine Windows® 7 Home Premium (32bit)
Audio	Altec Lansing Internal Speakers, SRS Premium Sound
Fax / Modem speeds	No
Network Interface	Integrated 10/100BASE-T Ethernet LAN (RJ-45 connector),
Ports	Plug and play, Ethernet network compatibility, 4 USB 2.0, HDMI, VGA, RJ-45, 1 Stereo Headphone out, Microphone in
Media Card	5-in-1 integrated Digital Media Reader 12 for Secure Digital cards, MultiMedia cards, Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro, or xD Picture cards
Battery type/Battery life	6 cell polymer (57Whr 2.58Ahr)
Warranty	One year Limited Warranty (parts/labor/carry-in)
Others	No built-in HSDPA function

busy post

2010-05-06T15:28:00.000+08:00

အလုပ္မ်ားလြန္းလို႔ ဘာပိုစ္ မွ မေရးႏိုင္ဘူး
ညဆိုလဲ ၁၀ ခြဲ ၁၁ မွ အိမ္ျပန္ေရာက္တယ္။
ျပန္ေရာက္ရင္ သမီးေလးနဲ႔ ေဆာ့ေပးၿပီး အေမာေျဖရတယ္
ႏို႔မို႔ဆို အေဖမွန္းမသိဘူးျဖစ္ေနဦးမယ္
မတတ္ႏိုင္ဘူးေလ
ဒါဟာ ဘ၀ပဲ
ေကာင္းတဲ့အခ်က္ေလးေတြက အခုထိ အသက္ရွင္လ်က္နဲ႔ ေကာင္းေကာင္မြန္မြန္ရွိေနေသးတာပဲ။
ေနာက္မ်ားမွပဲ ေပါက္တတ္ကရေတြ ေရးဦးမယ္။
အခုေတာ့ အလုပ္လုပ္လိုက္ဦးမယ္။
ေတာ္ေသးၿပီ
အားလံုး က်န္းမာထီေပါက္ နိဗ္ဗာန္ ေရာက္ၾကပါေစဗ်ား
ps. Pls don't buy HTC HD2 if you are planning to buy it :D

Linux commands: The funny linux commands from http://frankmash.blogspot.com/2006/03/linux-commands-funny-linux-commands.html

2010-04-29T12:38:00.002+08:00

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

ရယ္ေသာသူသည္ အသက္ရွည္ဧ။္

2010-04-26T14:36:00.000+08:00

some funny clips from movie

2010-04-14T19:38:00.002+08:00

funny!

2010-04-12T10:54:00.000+08:00

http://www.first-11.com/images/stories/igallery/cartoons/large/252_6_.jpg

Simply hilarious :D

2010-04-12T10:47:00.000+08:00

Excuse Notes from Parents ...
These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston...

My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan.
28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words were crossed out in the ( )’s]

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.
We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

IT SHOW 2010

2010-03-05T00:07:00.003+08:00

from http://www.itshow.com.sg/

It's Friday, March 05, 2010!

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Covering a record of 345,000 square feet of exhibit space - the largest in show history - sprawling over 5 entire show floors of Suntec Singapore (levels 1, 2, 3, 4 & 6), the IT SHOW promises to be nothing short of amazing. The 2010 IT SHOW will be action-packed and fun-filled introducing more new product categories, spanning across industries aimed to improve the consumer experience.
More than 820 exhibitors will feature a dynamic and comprehensive line-up of the latest and hottest consumer technology gadgets from new next-generation digital televisions, wireless HD, coolest new multimedia phone, ultra mobile PCs, Digital Imaging, Wireless Technology, Portable Entertainment, HDTV, Plasmas, Gaming, MP3, Networking, Digital Media, Audio & Home Entertainment/Lifestyle Products, Broadband Technology, Multimedia, Security, Software, Consumer Electronics to a plethora of accessories all on display.
The 2010 IT SHOW will be a spectacular event where visitors will experience the latest in digital entertainment products, new gadgets & services combined with Exclusive Show Offers, Great Bargains and Huge Savings to create the ultimate consumer experience.
With 4 Metres of comfortable walkway in each of the hall, visitors can breeze through an extensive array of the Latest Tech Gadgets from over 820 Major I.T Manufacturers and Suppliers such as Acer Computer (Singapore) Pte Ltd * Altec Lansing * Apple * Asus Technology Pte Ltd * Audio-Technica (S.E.A) Pte Ltd * Belkin * Benq Singapore Pte Ltd * Brother International Singapore Pte Ltd * Canon Singapore Pte Ltd * Casio Singapore Pte Ltd * Cisco Systems - Linksys (Asia) Pte Ltd * Compaq Singapore * Creative Technology Ltd * D-link International Pte Ltd * Dell Singapore Pte Ltd * Epson Singapore Pte Ltd * Fuji Xerox Printers Pte Ltd * Fujifilm (Singapore) Pte Ltd * Fujitsu PC - AsiaPac Distribution Pte Ltd * Hewlett Packard Singapore(Sales) Pte Ltd * Imation* Infocus Systems Asia Pte Ltd * Kingston * Lenovo Singapore Pte Ltd * Lexmark * LG Electronics (Singapore) Pte Ltd * Logitech * Microsoft Singapore Pte Ltd * MobileOne Ltd * Netgear * Nikon Singapore Pte Ltd * Oki Data (S) Pte Ltd * Olympus Imaging Singapore Pte Ltd * Philips * Pioneer Electronics Asia Centre Pte Ltd * Samsung Asia Pte Ltd * Sandisk * Seagate Technology International Pte Ltd * Sennheiser * Sharp * Singnet Pte Ltd * Sony Electronics (S) Pte Ltd * Sony Ericsson * Starhub Ltd * Symantec Singapore Pte Ltd * Targus * Toshiba (Singapore) Pte Ltd * Trend Micro * Western Digital (S.E.Asia) Pte Ltd and many more..........

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Man Utd 3 - 1 Man City (agg 4 - 3)

2010-01-28T10:30:00.001+08:00

Man Utd 3 - 1 Man City (agg 4 - 3)

Rooney made up for missing an earlier chance by heading the winner

By Phil McNulty
Chief football writer at Old Trafford

Wayne Rooney's dramatic stoppage-time header sent Manchester United into the Carling Cup final and wrecked Manchester City's hopes of reaching a first major Wembley showpiece in 29 years.

Carlos Tevez looked to have sent the semi-final into extra-time when his sensational backheel flick after 76 minutes answered second-half goals for United from Paul Scholes and Michael Carrick.

But Rooney, United's man of the moment, demonstrated once more that he is in the form of his life by heading Ryan Giggs's cross past City keeper Shay Given to send Old Trafford wild and set up a final meeting with Aston Villa on 28 February.

For City, it was a grim and heartbreaking echo of their Premier League defeat at Old Trafford earlier this season when Michael Owen's last-gasp goal gave United a 4-3 win.

Our best performance of the season - Phelan

Roberto Mancini's side showed admirable composure in the cauldron as the battle unfolded, and Tevez and Micah Richards brought fine saves from Edwin van der Sar as they went in search of the goal that would have put them at the gates of Wembley.

But Scholes struck from 18 yards early in the second half, and when Carrick put United ahead on aggregate 19 minutes from time, City's bold bid to show they are now serious rivals to the Old Trafford empire looked in tatters.

Tevez, still very much the villain in the eyes of United's fans after his summer move to Eastlands, threatened to deliver a dream script with an imaginative finish, but Rooney is penning his own big stories these days and it was almost inevitable that he would write the final chapter in this domestic squabble.

606: DEBATE
In the end, United just had the winning mentality that City have not yet developed
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Security was heightened after trouble at the first leg, and United's win was marred by a second-half incident when Craig Bellamy was felled after he appeared to be struck on the head by a coin, with a bottle also thrown.

It did little to sour the Old Trafford elation at the final whistle, and how they enjoyed putting City in their place once more.

The anticipation outside Old Trafford was matched by the crackling atmosphere inside - stoked by the words exchanged between the two clubs since the contentious first leg.

Mancini applauds spirited performance

United set the tempo early on, but once City gained a measure of composure they created the better opportunities in a tightly contested first half.

Tevez, inevitably, was a central figure and Rio Ferdinand was fortunate to escape punishment from referee Howard Webb when he caught the Argentine in the face with a swinging arm as they tussled for possession.

Bellamy tested Van der Sar with a header from Shaun Wright-Phillips's cross, and then set up an even better opportunity which was wastefully squandered by Tevez after 28 minutes.
The former Manchester United striker arrived on the end of Bellamy's perfect cross, but made life too easy for Van der Sar with his headed finish.

United's response was a low shot from Giggs on the edge of the area, but Given was perfectly positioned on the edge of the area to make a routine save.

Tevez pulled City back into the tie with a classy flick
The pressure was on United to make the running at the start of the second half, but it was City who almost snatched the lead when Richards brought an athletic save from Van der Sar with a rising drive.

Bellamy was then the victim of a shameful incident as he went to take a corner, going to ground after appearing to be struck by a coin, with a plastic bottle also landing in the striker's vicinity.

United made the breakthrough they craved after 52 minutes, and it came from Scholes, who had been at his most influential amid the midfield mayhem.

He was lurking in familiar territory on the edge of the area, and when a loose ball arrived at his feet he drilled it unerringly beyond Given.

The tie had swung towards United, and the balance shifted even further when Carrick added a second with 19 minutes left, just as City boss Mancini prepared to introduce Emmanuel Adebayor in an attempt to wrest back some control.

City failed to clear in the area, and when Fletcher laid the ball back to Carrick, he steered a composed finish across Given into the bottom corner.

Rooney, so deadly in front of goal in recent times, then wasted a glorious opportunity to set the seal on United's night when he somehow turned his shot wide of a gaping goal from eight yards after being played in by Nani.

And how Tevez made him pay just minutes later when he brought the tie level with a stunning piece of invention.

Ferdinand stooped to head Bellamy's cross away, only to find it removed from his forehead by an acrobatic backheel from Tevez that flew low out of the reach of Van der Sar.

Just as Old Trafford was bracing itself for the tension of an extra 30 minutes, United mounted a typical late surge that brought the stoppage-time winner that booked their Wembley ticket.

Given saved superbly from Fletcher, but when City failed to concentrate at the resulting corner, Giggs delivered for Rooney to head past the powerless the Republic of Ireland goalkeeper.

Ferguson danced with delight in the dug-out as City were forced to put their plans to topple their illustrious neighbours on hold.

Monday but Different Monday

2010-01-25T11:08:00.000+08:00

Moday again!

Yeah but this time I got a different Moday. Why?

Because today is the first day for my daughter to go to nursery school where she will meet new people, and hope she will make new friends. And She will learn some English, Chinese and (unavoidable) Singlish words. And she can learn how to deal with others and many more.

But She already knows how to sing, play guitar and play around herself. You can't believe it? I got many proves. :D

Sometimes I think is it too early to send her to school? But I know that she needs friends. Because normally she plays alone. And neither I nor my wife got much time to accompany her especially during weekdays.

Another thing is that she is regarded speaking slow. All the people around her are adults and speaking very first for her even though we tried to speak slowly to her.

So I think that this is the right decision for her to go to school.

My wife just texted me that my daughter seemed to be ok.

My wife was just sitting outside of the school when my daughter was playing inside the classroom.

The nursery school is very close to our flat. Only 2-3 minutes walking distance.

But the school fees is not cheap.

There are many criteria.

Half day or full day.
Child is a Singaporean?
Mother is a working Singaporean or non-working Singaporean?

Based on the criteria, school fees will be subsidized.

But we all are just PR so we cannot enjoy the subsidized fees.

But well as long as the school can help my daughter improve in any aspects of her life, $600 + would be nothing for us.

Keep it up baby. Ah phay loves you.

Test your English level here

2010-01-04T16:10:00.003+08:00

Test your English level here

http://www.learn4good.com/languages/english_level.htm

Pls enjoy.

video converter for your HTC Magic

2010-01-04T15:50:00.001+08:00

Since I bought HTC Magic mobile phone, I always wanted to watch video on my phone though the phone supports only mp4, 3gp.

Most of the videos in a good quality are around 700Mb(mostly DVD rip) or mkv format file size is around 400Mb.

Previously I use Any video converter to convert the videos into mp4 format but the quality is very bad.

One day I googled the video converter for my phone and I found this one.

Videora HTC Magic Converter

They not only have video converter for HTC Magic but also other converters for other mobile phones.

I downloaded the software and tried to convert one of the avi format videos.

It is easy to convert and it has options to choose what level of quality I want such as video or audio, normal, good or best ....

After converting the video, I put it in my phone and watched it. Voila! the quality was awesome.

It looks clear, sharper and looks awesome compare to my previous mp4 videos converted using other videos converters.

I highly recommend this for you if you have a phone like me or if you have other phone model, you can give it a try.

Cheers.

TOEFL resources

2010-01-04T15:21:00.000+08:00

One of the places to test your English.

http://www.learn4good.com/languages/spec_english_toefl.htm

Cheers,

very funny

2009-12-31T06:04:00.002+08:00

some new browsers to try

2009-12-30T12:11:00.002+08:00

I love to try new browsers. Don't stick only with Firefox :D

TheWorld browser (very light weight)

Avant browser (IE Replacement)

Maxthon browser (good for downloading)

Flock browser (based on firefox but more for social life and fasterrrrrrr than firefox :D)

enjoy

A Normal Day. cool?

2009-12-24T14:13:00.000+08:00

Pls enjoy.

test read more

2009-12-15T15:25:00.016+08:00

Click read more to read more

php cookie array

2009-12-15T14:51:00.015+08:00

Php programming ကို လုပ္လာတာ ၂ ႏွစ္ျပည့္ေတာ့မယ္။ cookie ကို တစ္ခါမွ မသံုးဖူးေသးဘူး။

မ်ားေသာအားျဖင့္ session ဒါမွမဟုတ္ database ထဲမွာ သိမ္းတာမ်ားတယ္။

ဒီတစ္ခါ လုပ္တဲ့ အပိုင္းက်မွ သူေဌးက cookie သံုးေပးပါတဲ့။

session နဲ႔က ေရးၿပီးသားျဖစ္ေနၿပီ။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ဟုတ္ကဲ့ေပါ့။ စိတ္ထဲကေတာ့ %$&&^*^@!&*&^

php generate csv on the fly

2009-12-15T14:22:00.001+08:00

Useful, quick and easy method to generate CSV file on the fly with PHP

credit to : http://www.zedwood.com/article/130/generate-csv-spreadsheet-with-php

    $filename = date("Ymd")."_your_file_name.csv";
    header("Content-type: application/csv");
    header("Content-Disposition: attachment; filename=$filename");

    $field_arr = array('productid','userid','quantity','cost','description');
    foreach($field_arr as $val)
        rtrim_csv_out($val);
    echo "\n";

    for($i=0; $i<10; $i++)
    {
        rtrim_csv_out( rand( 0,1000) );
        rtrim_csv_out( rand( 0, 100) );
        rtrim_csv_out( rand(50, 150) );
        rtrim_csv_out( sprintf("%1.2f", rand(0,23)/100 ) );
        rtrim_csv_out( "description test $i" );
        echo "\n";
    }

    function rtrim_csv_out($str)
    {
        echo '"'.rtrim(str_replace('"','""',$str)).'",';
    }

best,

PS. ဘာမွ မဟုတ္ဖူး။ ေမ့သြားမွာ စိုးလို႔။

Tips for Working Hard ...

2009-12-02T10:22:00.002+08:00

Tips for ’Working Hard’ from George Costanza ... Words to live by.

1. Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands.

People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hands look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy.

Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work.
These aren’t exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they’re not bad either. When you get caught by your boss - and you will get caught - your best defense is to claim you’re teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.

3. Messy desk.

Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like you’re not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace.
To the observer, last year’s work looks the same as today’s work; it’s volume that counts. Pile them high and wide.

If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you’ll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. Can always borrow from library. Thick computer manuals are the best.

4. Voice Mail.

Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don’t call you just because they want to give you something for nothing - they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That’s no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they’re not there - it looks like you’re hardworking and conscientious even though you’re being a devious weasel.

If you diligently employ the method of screening incoming calls and then returning calls when nobody is there, this will greatly increase the odds that the caller will give up or look for a solution that doesn’t involve you. The sweetest voice mail message you can ever hear is: "Ignore my last message. I took care of it". If your voice mailbox has a limit on the number of messages it can hold, make sure you reach that limit frequently. One way to do that is to never erase any incoming messages. If that takes too long, send yourself a few messages. Your callers will hear a recorded message that says, "Sorry, this mailbox is full" - a sure sign that you are a hardworking employee in high demand.

5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed.

According to George Costanza, one should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.

6. Appear to Work Late.

Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss’ room on your way out. Send important e-mails at unearthly hours (e.g., 9:35pm, 7:05am, etc...) and during public holidays.

7. Creative Sighing for Effect.

Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are very hard pressed.

8. Build Vocabulary.

Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don’t have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.

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2009-11-25T15:27:00.002+08:00

ကိုမ်ိဳးနဲ႔ ဇတ္သည္ ႀကီးကို ေက်းဇူးတင္ပါတယ္။ :D

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2009-11-17T15:57:00.054+08:00

အရင္လက တစ္ပတ္လံုး ခြင့္ယူၿပီး ခရီးတိုေလး ထြက္ျဖစ္ခဲ့တယ္။

ပံုမွန္ဆိုရင္ ခရီးထြက္ဖို႔ အစီအစဥ္ ဆြဲၿပီးမွ ခြင့္ယူၾကတာ အခုဟာက ခြင့္ေတြမ်ားေနၿပီဆိုၿပီး ခြင့္ယူလိုက္ၿပီးကာမွ ခရီးသြားဖို႔ စီစဥ္ရတာ။

ပထမဦးဆံုး စဥ္းစားမိတာက မေလးရွားက genting.
နီးနီးနားနားနဲ႔ အပန္းေျဖလို႔ ရႏိုင္မယ့္ေနရာေလး။ ဒါေပမယ့္ သြားဖူးတဲ့ ညီအငယ္ေကာင္က ပ်င္းစရာႀကီးတဲ့။
ဟိုမွာ ကစားကြင္းပဲရွိတာဆိုေတာ့ ပိုက္ဆံေပါရင္ေတာ့ သြားကစားေပါ့ေလ။ ကိုကလဲ ကိုယ့္အိုးနဲ႔ကိုယ့္ဆန္ တန္ယံုဆိုေတာ့ အင္း
ဘယ္သြားရပါ့မလဲေပါ့။ ပိုက္ဆံလဲသိပ္မကုန္ တစ္မိသားစုလံုးကို ေခၚသြားႏိုင္မယ့္ ေနရာကို စဥ္းစားၾကည့္ေတာ့ ကမ္းေျခကိုသြားေတြ႔တယ္။
ျဖစ္ႏိုင္တာက မေလးရွားက ကမ္းေျခတစ္ခုခုေပါ့။

ဒါနဲ႔ တနလၤာေန႔ မွာ မေလးရွား ဗီဇာသြားေလွ်ာက္။ ဟိုကေျပာလိုက္တယ္ ေနာက္တစ္ပတ္ တနလၤာေန႔မွ ရမယ္တဲ့။
ဒီၾကားထဲ တိုးကုမၸဏီေတြရဲ႕ ၀က္ဆိုက္ေတြ လိုက္ၾကည့္ရတာလဲအေမာေပါ့။
ေနာက္ဆံုး အလုပ္အတူတူလုပ္တဲ့ သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ေယာက္က သြားေမးလိုက္တဲ့။
သူတို႔မွာ tour package ေတြ ရွိတတ္တယ္တဲ့။
ဒါနဲ႔ golden mile က five stars tour ကို ေျခ ဆန္႔ေတာ္မူရတာပဲ။
ေတာ္ေတာ္ ရွာယူလိုက္ရတယ္ တစ္ခါမွ မေရာက္ဖူးလို႔။ ကိုယ့္ဖာသာ street directory ကေနၾကည့္သြားတာေတာ့ အဟုတ္ပဲ။ ဟဲဟဲ

ဟိုေရာက္ေတာ့ ဘာရမလဲ အားႀကိဳးမာန္တက္နဲ႔ lankawi package မရွိဘူးလားေပါ့။
အဲဒီက ၀န္ထမ္းက ေသေသခ်ာခ်ာ ရွာေပးပါတယ္။ ေလယဥ္နဲ႔သြားရမယ္ .ဘယ္မွာတည္းရမယ္ ဘာအစီအစဥ္ေတြပါတယ္ နဲ႔ တြက္ခ်က္ေပးရင္းလိုက္တာ ဟီး
မိသားစု ၃ ေယာက္ ကို ၈၀၀ ေက်ာ္က်တယ္။ ေအာင္မငွီး ...အဲဒီေလာက္အထိ ကုန္ဖို႔မွ မမွန္းထားတာ။

ဒါနဲ႔ တစ္ထစ္ေလွ်ာ့ၿပီးေတာ့ မေလးရွားက ေစ်းသက္သာတဲ့ ကမ္းေျခေလးမရွိဘူးလားဆိုေတာ့ Tionman Island က ကမ္းေျခတစ္ခုကိုေျပာျပတယ္။
ေစ်းတြက္ၾကည့္လိုက္ေတာ့ တစ္ေယာက္ကို ၂၀၈ က်ပ္ က်မယ္။ ဘတ္စ္ကား + ဟိုတယ္ + မနက္စာ (breakfast) ပါ အပါဆိုေတာ့ မဆိုးဘူးေပါ့။
ဒါနဲ႔ မိန္းမကို ဖုန္းဆက္ၿပီး လွမ္းေမးေတာ့ ဒီထက္သက္သာရင္ ေကာင္းမွာပဲဆိုတာနဲ႔ ေဖာလိုက္တာေပါ့ေလ။ ငါတို႔ Online က ၾကည့္တုန္းက ၁၃၉ က်ပ္တန္ေတြ႕ လိုက္တယ္ဘာညာနဲ႔ ေျပာေတာ့
အဲဒီကြ်န္းမွာပဲ တစ္ျခား ကမ္းေျခတစ္ခု ကို ၁၃၉ က်ပ္နဲ႔ ျပတယ္။

၁၃၉ က်ပ္ဆိုေတာ့ ေတာ္ေတာ္ မဆိုးဘူး ဆိုၿပီး လက္မွတ္ ၂ ေစာင္ကို ၀ယ္လိုက္ပါတယ္။ သမီးေလးက ငယ္ေသးေတာ့ (၂ ႏွစ္ေအာက္ဆိုေတာ့) ပိုက္ဆံ မေပးရဘူး။

ဗီဇာက အဂၤါေန႔မွ ရမယ္ဆိုတာနဲ႔ ဗုဒၶဟူးေန႔ မနက္ပိုင္း (၆၊၃၀) ကား လက္မွတ္ပဲယူလိုက္တယ္။(တကယ္ေတာ့ ဗီဇာက တနလၤာေန႔ ညေနမွာရပါတယ္)

အရင္က မနက္တစ္ေခါက္ ညတစ္ေခါက္ ထြက္ေပမယ့္ မုန္သုန္ရာသီေၾကာင့္ ခရီးသြားတဲ့သူေတြ နဲ႔လို႔ တစ္ေၾကာင္းထဲ ထြက္တာလို႔ ဆိုပါတယ္။

ဒါနဲ႔ပဲ သြားမယ့္မနက္မွာ အေစားႀကီးထ ျပင္ဆင္ တကၠဆီ ဆီးၿပီး ခရီးသြား ကုမ္ပဏီ မွာ ၄၅ မိနစ္ ေလာက္ ေစာင့္ၿပီးသည့္ သကာလမွာ mini van ေလး ေပၚကိုေရာက္ပါတယ္။

အျဖဴေကာင္ ၇ ေယာက္၊ ဂ်ပန္မတစ္ေယာက္နဲ႔ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ မိသားစု ၃ ေယာက္ အားလံုးေပါင္း ၁၄ ေယာက္ ကားဆရာပါပါမယ္ဆိုရင္ေပါ့။

အစကတည္းက လူနည္းရင္ mini van နဲ႔ သြားရႏိုင္တယ္လို႔ လက္မွတ္ေရာင္းလိုက္တဲ့ ေကာင္မေလးေျပာျပထားလို႔ ဘာမွမျဖစ္တာ့ဘူး။ mini van က ေသးေပမယ့္ မလူးဘူး။ ကားမူးမွာေၾကာက္တဲ့သူေတြအတြက္ ေကာင္းတယ္။

စလံုး လူ၀င္မႈႀကီးၾကပ္ေရး ျဖတ္ေတာ့ ဘာမွမျဖစ္ဖူး။ ျဖစ္တာက ဘယ္ဂ်ီယန္သား ၃ ေယာက္ထဲက တစ္ေယာက္ က white card ေပ်ာက္ေနလို႔ဆိုၿပီး ၾကာေနေသးလို႕ သူ႔ကိုေစာင့္ေနရေသးတယ္။

မၾကာပါဘူး။ မေလးရွား လူ၀င္မႈႀကီးၾကပ္ေရး ကိုေရာက္ပါေရာ။ စလံုး ကိုျဖတ္ေတာ့ အထြက္မို႔လို႔ ပစၥည္းေတြ ကားေပၚမွာထားခဲ့လို႔ရတယ္။ မေလးက်ေတာ့ မရေတာ့ဘူး။ ၃ေယာက္စာ ေဖာင္ျဖည့္ရတာနဲ႔တင္ေတာ္ေတာ္ၾကာသြားတယ္။ဒါေပမယ့္ ေခ်ာေခ်ာေမာေမာပါပဲ။

ျပသနာက ပစၥည္းေတြကို စက္ထဲထည့္ပါဆိုလို႔ စက္ထဲထည့္လိုက္ေတာ့ ဟဲဟဲ
အိပ္ကိုဖြင့္ျပပါတဲ့။ ဒါနဲ႔ ဖြင့္ျပလိုက္ေတာ့ NTUC fair price က၀ယ္လာတဲ့ ၀ိုင္ပုလင္းႀကီး ထြက္လာပါေလေရာ။

အဲဒီမွာ ေက်းဇူးရွင္က Liquor ဆိုရင္ အခြန္ေဆာင္ရတယ္တဲ့။ ဟာ အဲဒီေတာ့မွ ဟုတ္သားပဲ။ ငါတို႔ သတိမထားမိလိုက္ဖူး။ ဘယ္ကလာတာလဲေမးေတာ့ ငါတို႔ စလံုးမွာေနတဲ့ ျမန္မာေတြ။ပထမဦးဆံုးအႀကိမ္ မေလးရွား ကမ္းေျခကို အလည္အပတ္ ထြက္လာတာ။

စလံုးမွာ ဘာနဲ႔ေနလဲေမးေတာ့ စလံုး ပီအာ လို႔ လဲေျပာလိုက္ေရာ ေလသံေျပာင္းသြားတယ္။ ပီအာ တန္ခိုး တယ္ႀကီးသကိုးလို႔။ အဲေတာ့ ႏိုင္ငံကူးလက္မွတ္ေလးဘာေလး ၾကည့္ၿပီးေတာ့ ၀ိုင္ပုလင္းကို ဘယ္ေလာက္ေပးခဲ့ရလဲတဲ့။ ၁၉ က်ပ္လို႔။ အခြန္ေဆာင္ရမယ္တဲ့ စလံုး ၁၀ ဒါမွမဟုတ္ မေလး ၂၀။ ဟဲဟဲ မေလး၂၀ ပဲေပးလိုက္ၿပီး အခြန္ေဆာင္လိုက္တာ ကိစၥျပတ္ေရာ။

အဲဒီေနာက္ေတာ့ မိန္းမက အခြန္သြားေဆာင္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္က သမီးတစ္ဖက္နဲ႔ ဖြင့္ထားတဲ့အိပ္ကိုျပန္ပိတ္။ ေနာက္ေတာ့ ျပန္ပါလာတဲ့ ပုလင္းေလး အိပ္ထဲျပန္ထဲ့ၿပီး ျမန္ျမန္ပဲေအာင္ကို ဆင္းလာလိုက္တာ ေအာက္မွာ ကား ဆရာေလးက တစ္ေမွ်ာ္ေမွ်ာ္ ျဖစ္ေနၿပီ။

သူတို႔ကို ေတာင္းပန္ၿပီး ကားေပၚတက္ ကားကလဲ ၀ူးကနဲ ေမာင္းထြက္ၿပီးေတာ့ လစ္ေတာ့တာပဲ။
ကိုယ္ဖာသာကိုယ္ေတာင္ ေတြးမိေသးတယ္။ စထဲက ယဥ္သကို ဆိုသလိုပဲလို႔။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ရင္းစ္၂၀ နဲ႔ ၿပီးသြားတာာပဲ ေက်းဇူးတင္ရမလိုျဖစ္ေနၿပီ။

ကားက လမ္းမွာတစ္ေခါက္ေလာက္ရပ္တာ(ေပါက္ေတာ) က လြဲလို႔ ေတာက္ေလွ်ာက္ေမာင္းလိုက္တာ ပ်င္းစရာေတာင္ေကာင္းတယ္။ သမီးေလးကလဲ လိမၼာရွာပါတယ္။ အိပ္လိုက္ ႏိုးလာလိုက္ မုန္႔ေကၽြးလိုက္ ေရတိုက္လိုက္ ျပန္အိပ္လိုက္နဲ႔ ကားေပၚမွ ေအးေအးေဆးေဆးပဲလိုက္လာတယ္။

ေနာက္ဆံုးေတာ့ ကုတို႔သေဘၤာစီးရမယ့္ မာဆင္းကိုေရာက္ပါေတာ့တယ္။ အကုန္လံုး အထုပ္ေတြဆြဲ ဆင္းဖို႔ျပင္ တစ္ခ်ိဳ႕က ကမ္းေျခသြားဖို႔ မဟုတ္ဖူး။ မာဆင္းအထိပဲလိုက္တာ။ ပထမေတာ့ ဒီကေနပဲ သေဘၤာစီးရမယ္မွတ္တာ ကားကေနာက္က်ေနလို႔ သေဘၤာက ထြက္သြားၿပီတဲ့။ ဂြပဲေနာ္။

ဒါနဲ႔ တျခား သေဘၤာဆိပ္တစ္ခုကေန သေဘၤာထပ္စီစဥ္ေပးလို႔ အဲဒီဆိပ္ကမ္းကို ကားနဲ႔ နာရီ၀က္ေလာက္ ထပ္ေမာင္းလိုက္ရတယ္။ ဒဲဒီေနာက္ေတာ့ ကားေပၚကဆင္း ၀ယ္ေပးတဲ့ လက္မွက္ေလးကိုင္ ျဖည့္စရာရွိတာၿဖည့္ၿပီးေတာ့ ကၽြန္း၀င္ခြင့္ တစ္ေယာက္ ၅ က်ပ္ စီ ေပးၿပီး ကုတို႔ သေဘၤာ ေပၚေရာက္ပါေတာ့တယ္။ ကၽြန္း၀င္ခေတာင္းတဲ့ ခ်ာတိတ္က အေရးထဲ ကိုယ့္ကို မေလးထင္ေနေသးတယ္။ ကတံုးနဲ႔ မုတ္ဆိတ္နဲ႔ မို႔လို႔ မ်ားလားပဲ။ :p

သေဘၤာေပၚေရာက္ေတာ့ အေပၚထပ္ကိုခဏတက္ၾကည့္ ဓတ္ပံုေလးဘာေလးရိုက္ ျပန္ဆင္းလာ ။ေအာက္မွာ ဖြင့္ထားတဲ့ aircon က ေတာ္ေတာ့္ကို ေအးတယ္။ သမီးေလးကို အေႏြးထည္ ထပ္၀တ္ေပးၿပီး သီခ်င္းေလးၿငီးၿပီး သိပ္လိုက္တာ လက္ေပၚမွာ အိပ္သြားေရာ။ ေနာက္ေတာ့ သူ႕အေမက လြတ္ေနတဲ့ ေနာက္တန္းမွ ေျခဆန္႔လက္ဆန္႔နဲ႔ သြားလွဲလိုက္တာ အိပ္ေပ်ာ္သြားပါေလေရာ။ အမွတ္တရေတာ့ ဓတ္ပံုရိုက္ ထားလိုက္ေသးတယ္။

အေတာ္ၾကာၾကာသေဘၤာစီးၿပီးေတာ့ ၁ နာရီ ၂နာရီေလာက္ေတာင္ ၾကာမလားပဲ ပထမဆံုး ကၽြန္းကိုျမင္ေနရၿပီဆိုေတာ့ လူေတြ အိပ္ေနရာကထလာ ႏိုးလာနဲ႔ ဟိုၾကည့္ဒီၾကည့္ လုပ္ၾကတယ္။ ဟုတ္တယ္ ကၽြန္းက ကၽြန္းညိဳႀကီးပဲ။ ေတာင္ေတြလဲရွိတယ္။ ဦးရွင္ႀကီး အမ်ိဳးေတြပါ ရွိေကာင္းရွိႏိုင္တယ္။ ေရငံပိုင္တစ္ရိုး စံပိုင္စိုးပါတဲ့ လို႔ စာခ်ိဳးထားတယ္မဟုတ္လား။

ဒါနဲ႔ပဲ ပထမ ဆိပ္ကမ္းေလးကိုကပ္။ တက္သူတက္ ဆင္းသူဆင္းေပါ့။ ေနာက္ကမ္းေျခတစ္ခုကို ဆက္ထြက္လာခဲ့တယ္။

သေဘၤာေပၚကဆင္းေတာ့ ေနက်ဲက်ဲေတာက္ ပူေနတဲ့ ကမ္းေျခက စိမ္းစိမ္းကားကားပဲ ႀကိဳဆိုေနတဲ့။ ဟိုတယ္က လာၾကိဳမယ့္သူ တစ္ေယာက္မွ မရွိဘူး။ ဒီလိုနဲ႔ ေနပူက်ဲေတာက္ေနတဲ့ လမ္းကိုေလွ်ာက္ ေတြတဲ့ စားေသာက္ဆိုင္တစ္ဆိုင္ကို paya beach resort ဘယ္မွာလဲလို႔ ေမးရတယ္။

အဲဒီေတာ့မွ ေနာက္က၀င္လာတဲ့ မေလး အသက္ႀကီးႀကီး ဦးေလးတစ္ေယာက္ေနာက္ ကို ညႊန္တယ္။ သူနဲ႔ လိုက္သြားလိုက္တဲ့။ အဲဒီလူႀကီးက အထုပ္တစ္ထုပ္ ကူဆြဲေပးရင္း resort ကို ေခၚသြားေပးတယ္။ လူေတြက နားခ်င္ေနၿပီ။ ဗိုက္ဆာေနၿပီ။

ကံေကာင္းခ်င္ေတာ့ ကမ္းေျခ မ်က္ႏွာစာတန္းက အခန္းတစ္ခန္းေပးလိုက္တယ္။ ေဆာက္ထားတဲ့ပံုက အိမ္တစ္လံုးဆိုရင္ အခန္း ၂ ခန္းပါတာေပါ့။ အခန္းက မဆိုးပါဘူး။

ပစၥည္းေတြခ် အျမန္ အ၀တ္အစားလဲၿပီး resort က စားေသာက္ဆိုင္မွာပဲ စားလိုက္တယ္။ ထမင္းမွာတယ္။ တုန္ယမ္း ဟင္းခ်ိဳ၊ ျပည္ႀကီးငါးေက်ာ္၊ နဲ႔ ပင္လယ္စာ အရြက္တစ္ပြဲေက်ာ္ မွာၿပီး မိသားစု သံုးေယာက္စားလိုက္တာ စကားေျပာခ်ိန္မရဘူး။ သမီးေလးကလဲ စားပါ့။သူလဲ ဗိုက္ဆာေနမွာေပါ့။

စားေသာက္ၿပီးေတာ့ အခန္းကိုျပန္ ဘန္ဂလိုေရွ႕ က ကမ္းေျခ အလွကို ရႈစားလိုက္တာ ေက်ာက္ေဆာင္ေတြႀကီး သြားေတြ႔တယ္။ ငါတို႔ေတာ့ ေစ်းေပါတဲ့ ကမ္းေျခ ေရြးမိတာမွားၿပီေပါ့။ စိတ္ေတာ့ မပိန္ပါဘူး။ အနဲဆံုး စလံုးမွာေတာ့ မဟုတ္ေတာ့ဘူး။ ဖုန္းက Roaming မဖြင့္ထားေတာ့ ရံုးကလဲ ဖုန္းဆက္လို႔ မရဘူး။ မိုက္တယ္ေနာ္။

ဒါနဲ႔ အျပင္မွာ ခဏထိုင္ အေအးေလးဘာေလးေသာက္။ အေငြ႕ေလးဘာေလးရႈၿပီး။ ၿပီးေတာ့မွ အခန္းထဲ၀င္ သမီးေလးကို သိပ္ရင္းနဲ႔ လူႀကီးေတြပါ အိပ္ေပ်ာ္သြားၾကေရာ။ စိတ္ထဲမွာ ဘာတာ၀န္မွမရွိဘူး။ သိပ္မိုက္တယ္။

ႏိုးလာေတာ့ ညေနေစာင္းေနၿပီ။ သမီးေလးက အိပ္ေနတုန္းပဲ။ခရီးပန္းတယ္ ထင္တယ္။
၂ ေယာက္သား အခန္းအျပင္ကိုထြက္ ဟိုၾကည့္ဒီၾကည့္လုပ္ ။ ေနာက္ေတာ့ မိန္းမက ေရေတာ့ကူးရမွ ျဖစ္မယ္တဲ့ :D ဒါနဲ႔ ဟိုဘက္ ဘန္ဂလိုက အေနာက္ႏိုင္ငံသူတစ္ေယာက္ က အျပင္ကေန တဘက္ႀကီးပတ္ၿပီး ျပန္လာတာေတြ႕ေတာ့ မိန္းမက စပ္စုၾကည့္ပါေရာ။ resort မွာ ေရကူးကန္ရွိတယ္တဲ့။ အဲဒီက ကူးၿပီးျပန္လာတာတဲ့။ ဒီေတာ့မွ သမီးေလးကိုႏိႈး ေရကူး၀တ္စံုေလး၀တ္ေပး။ ၿပီးေတာ့ ေရကန္ဆီ ခ်ီတက္ၾကေရာ။

ေရကန္ေလးက မဆိုးပါဘူး။ အဲဒီမွာ ေရစိမ္။ သတၱိခဲ သမီးေလးက ေရထဲကို မလိုက္ရဲလို႔ အတင္းေခၚရတယ္။ ေရထဲေရာက္ေတာ့လဲ အေဖကို တြယ္ထားလိုက္ အေမကို တြယ္ထားလိုက္နဲ႔ ေပ်ာ္လို႔ ေအာ္လိုက္တာ။သိပ္ၾကာၾကာမေနလိုက္ရပါဘူး။ သမီးေလးေအးလာမွာ စိုးတာနဲ႔ သမီးနဲ႔သူ႔အေမက အရင္ျပန္ႏွင့္တယ္။ ေနာက္မွ လိုက္သြားေတာ့ ေရခ်ိဳးေပးေနတုန္း ပဲရွိေသးတယ္။ ျမန္ျမန္၀င္ကူလိုက္ ၿပီးေတာ့ သမီးကိုေရသုပ္ေပး အိမ္က်ၤ ီ ၀တ္ေပးေနတုန္း သမီးေလးအေမက ေရခ်ိဳးေပါ့။

အားလံုးေရမိုးခ်ိုဴးၿပီးေတာ့ ထမင္းစားဖို႔ ထြက္ၾကေရာ resort က စားေသာက္ဆိုင္မွာေတာ့ မစားခ်င္ေတာ့တာနဲ႔ ရြာဖက္ကို လမ္းေလွ်ာက္ ၿပီးေတာ့မွ တရုတ္ဆိုင္တစ္ဆိုင္မွာ၀င္စားျဖစ္တယ္။

လက္ရာကေတာ့ မဆိုးပါဘူး။ ၾကားရက္ဆိုေတာ့ လူတစ္ေယာက္မွ မရွိဘူး။ ဆိုင္ပံုစံေတြက က်ိဳက္ထီးရိုးတို႔ ေရႊစက္ေတာ္တို႔က ဆိုင္ေတြနဲ႔တူတယ္။စားေသာက္ၿပီးလို႔ အခန္းဘက္ကို ျပန္ေလွ်ာက္လာရင္း လမ္းမွာေတြ႔တဲ့ ေဒသခံ ပစၥည္းေတြေရာင္းတဲ့ ဆိုင္ေတြေလွ်ာက္၀င္ၾကည့္ၾကတယ္။

သမီးကေတာ့ ေအာက္ကိုခ်ေပးလိုက္တာနဲ႔ လမ္းေလွ်ာက္ေတာ့တာပဲ။ အခန္းျပန္ေရာက္ေတာ့ ေဒၚလာ ၃၀ တန္ ပုလင္းေလးထုတ္၊ အခန္းထဲမွာရွိတဲ့ ေမာင္းေတာင္ခ်ိဳင့္နဲ႔ ဟိုတယ္က ေရခဲသြားေတာင္း၊။

ၿပီးေတာ့ ေရနည္းနည္းေရာၿပီး ပုလင္းကို စိမ္ထားလိုက္တယ္။ အေတာ္ၾကာေတာ့မွ ဖြင့္ၿပီး Cheers လုပ္ၾကတာ။ အရသာေတာ္ေတာ္ေလးေကာင္းတယ္။ (၀ိုင္က ေအးစက္ေနမွ ေသာက္လို႔ေကာင္းတာ :P)

အာလူးေက်ာ္ ၀ယ္လာလို႔ အာလူးေက်ာ္စားလိုက္၊ ေသာက္လိုက္၊ ေအာက္ဆင္းၿပီး အေငြ႕ရႈလိုက္နဲ႔ ဘ၀က ေတာ္ေတာ့ကို သာသာယာယာရွိတာ။(အာက်ယ္ မင္းစကားလံုး ငါငွားသံုးလိုက္တယ္။) သမီးေလးကလဲ သူ႔အေမဖိနပ္ကို စီးလိုက္ ေအာက္ဆင္းလိုက္ အေပၚတက္လိုက္ အာလူးေက်ာ္လာစားလိုက္ နဲ႔ အလုပ္ကို ရႈပ္ေနတာပဲ။ ဘန္ဂလိုေရွ႕က လမ္းမေပၚမွာလဲ ဟိုဘက္ေလွ်ာက္လိုက္ ဒီဘက္ေလွ်ာက္လိုက္နဲ႔ အရမ္းေပ်ာ္ေနပံုရတယ္။

စလံုးမွာ လို ေသာက္စည္းကမ္းမရွိတဲ့ စက္ဘီးသမားေတြ၊ဆိုင္ကယ္သမားေတြရဲ႕ အႏၱရာယ္မရွိဘူး။

လႊတ္ေပးထားလိုက္ရံုပဲ။ ဘာမွသြားၿပီး ခ်ဳပ္ခ်ယ္စရာမလိုဘူး။

ညဘက္ေရျပန္တက္လာလို႔ ကမ္းေျခကို လိႈင္းပုတ္တဲ့ အသံေလးက ေတာ္ေတာ့္ကို နာ၀င္ခ်ိဳတာ။

ေဘးခန္းမွာ ေနတာက မေလးရွားတရုတ္ လင္မယား။ ညဘက္ကို စားစရာ ေသာက္စရာေတြနဲ႔ ငါးျမားတန္ေတြနဲ႔ ငါးျမားဖို႔ ထြက္သြားေရာ။

သူတို႔ကို ၾကည့္ရတာလဲ ေအးရာေအးေၾကာင္းပဲ။

ညည့္နက္လာေတာ့ ၀င္အိပ္ၾကေရာ။ သမီးက ညဘက္ကို ထညပီး ငိုေနေသးလို႔ ေဘးခန္းက လင္မယားကို အားနာေနရေသးတယ္။ သမီးရဲ႕ အာျပဲပံုကို ရင္ႏွီးတဲ့သူေတြ သိပါတယ္။

ေနာက္ေန႔ မနက္ အေစာႀကီး ႏိုးလာတယ္။ မနက္ခင္းဟာ ေတာ္ေတာ့ကို သာသာယာယာရွိတယ္။

အပိုင္း ( ၂ )မွာ က်န္တာ ဆက္ေရးေတာ့မယ္။ ဖတ္ရတဲ့သူေတြလဲ မ်က္ေစ့ေညာင္းေရာေပါ့။

noise pollution

2009-11-16T22:36:00.000+08:00

ၾကက္ဥကုိ ေဖာက္ၿပီး မီးဖုိဒယ္အုိးထဲက ဆီက်က္က်က္ထဲကုိထည္႔လုိက္သည္။ ရွဲကနဲ ျမည္သံႏွင္႔အတူ တျဖည္းျဖည္းက်က္လာေသာ ၾကက္ဥေၾကာ္ကုိ ဆားႏွင္႔ ျငဳပ္ေကာင္းမႈန္႔ျဖဴးကာ စားပဲြေပၚတင္လုိက္ယင္း ညကအိမ္မက္ကုိ စဥ္းစားမိကာ ေရႊယုမေနႏုိင္ပဲ ၿပဳံးမိသည္။ သမီးငယ္ကုိ အခန္းထဲမွ ခ်ီထြက္လာေသာ ခင္ပြန္းသည္က ေရာေယာင္လုိက္ၿပဳံးရင္း “ဘာျဖစ္လုိ႔လဲ“ဟု ေမးသည္။ ခင္ပြန္းသည္ကုိ ခ်စ္စႏုိးမ်က္ေစာင္းထုိးရင္း “ဘာသိလုိ႔ျပဳံးတာလဲ“ဟု ေမးမိျပန္သည္။

နံနက္လဘက္ရည္ေသာက္ရင္း ညက အိမ္မက္ကုိ ေျပာမိေတာ႔ ခင္ပြန္းသည္က ဟက္ဟက္ပက္ပက္ရယ္ေတာ႔သည္။ ေရႊယုအိမ္မက္ကလည္း ရယ္ခ်င္စရာ... ေရႊယုစကၤာပူေရာက္ကတည္းက သူတုိ႔ေနပုံထုိင္ပုံအဆင္႔အတန္း ကုိယ္႔ႏုိင္ငံထက္သာတာကုိ အားက်မိသည္။ လူေတြ စည္းကမ္းရွိတာမရွိတာ အပထား.. အဓိက မီးမွန္မွန္လာျခင္း၊သယ္ယူပုိ႔ေဆာင္ေရးေကာင္းျခင္း၊ လူေတြကိုစည္းကမ္းရွိေအာင္ထိန္းသိမ္းေပးျခင္းက အစေပါ႔။ သုိ႔ေပမဲ႔ ကိစတစ္ခုကုိေတာ႔ ေတာ္ေတာ္စိတ္ပ်က္မိသည္။ အသံဆူညံမႈ... ဆူညံသံမ်ားစြာထဲက ဆုိင္ကယ္သံက မုန္းစရာအေကာင္းဆုံးျဖစ္သည္။

ညကအိမ္မက္က အသံဆူညံမႈကုိ အေၾကာင္းခံသည္။ ညဘက္ညဘက္ ေတာ္ေတာ္ႏွင္႔အိပ္မေပ်ာ္ႏုိင္သည္႔.. အလြန္တရာ အေဆာ႔သန္သည္႔ သမီးေလးကုိ ေအာင္ျမင္စြာ သိပ္ၿပီးသကာလ ေရႊယုေခါင္းခ်မည္ႀကံခုိက္ ယင္းဆုိင္ကယ္သံသည္ ေၾကာက္မက္ဖြယ္ရာျမည္ဟည္းထြက္ေပၚလာသည္တဲ႔. ယင္းအသံေၾကာင္႔ပင္ သမီးကေလးက လန္႔ႏုိးလာကာ သနားစဖြယ္ငုိယုိခဲ႔သည္တဲ႔... သမီးခ်စ္သည္႔စိတ္ ယခင္အပ်ဳိဘ၀တုန္းက အရာရာကုိဆတ္ဆတ္ထိမခံခ်င္သည္႔စိတ္ေတြျပန္ေပၚလာကာ ေရႊယုမီးဖုိထဲမွ သားလွီးဓားဆဲြကာ ေရႊယုတုိ႔ေနထုိင္ရာ ၁၀ထပ္မွ ဆုိင္ကယ္သံထြက္ေပၚလာရာ ေအာက္ဆုံးထပ္သုိ႔ ဓာတ္ေလွကားမစီး ဘာမစီးႏွင္႔ ေရာက္သြားသတဲ႔ ဆုိင္ကယ္သမား မည္းမည္း (အဆင္႔အတန္းမရွိေသာ မေလးလူမ်ဳိးရုပ္ႏွင္႔) ကုိ တရုပ္သုိင္းကားထဲကမင္းသမီးပမာ လွ်က္တျပက္ ခုတ္ပုိင္းခ်လုိက္သတဲ႔.. သေကာင္႔သားလဲ ဘာမွ မခုခံႏုိင္ပဲ မ်က္လုံးျပဴးထြက္ကာ ေသဆုံးသြားသည္တဲ႔. ကဲ ဘယ္ေလာက္ေကာင္းတဲ႔ အိမ္မက္လဲလုိ႔..

ကဲ အိမ္မက္မက္ေလာက္ေအာင္ ဘယ္ေလာက္ဆုိးရြားသလဲဆုိတာ ေရႊယုရွင္းျပခ်င္ပါသည္။ စကၤာပူ ေရာက္ခါစတုန္းက အရာရာကုိ အထင္ႀကီးစိတ္ႏွင္႔ ျမင္မိသည္ထင္႔။ အလြန္တရာဆုိးရြားလွေသာ ဆုိင္ကယ္သံကုိပင္ လ်စ္လွဴရႈမိသည္။ အဲ ... ေနာက္ပုိင္း အလုပ္ခြင္၀င္သည္႔ရက္ပုိင္းေတြမွာ စတင္သတိျပဳမိလာျခင္းျဖစ္သည္။ နံနက္ေ၀လီေ၀လင္း အိပ္ေကာင္းတုန္းအခ်ိန္တြင္ ေအာက္ဆုံးထပ္မွ ဆုိင္ကယ္တဖုတ္ဖုတ္ႏွင္႔ ႏႈိးသည္႔အသံစၾကားရသည္။ တစ္မိနစ္.. ႏွစ္မိနစ္မဟုတ္ အနည္းဆုံးငါးမိနစ္ခန္႔ၾကာသည္။ ဘယ္ေလာက္ပဲ အိပ္ေကာင္းေကာင္း ယင္းအသံၾကားလၽွင္လန္႔ႏုိးစၿမဲပင္။ဒါက သမီးေလးမေမြးခင္က..

သမီးေလးေမြးၿပီးေတာ႔လည္း သမီးေလး ႏွစ္ႏွစ္ၿခို္က္ျခုိက္အ္ိပ္ေပ်ာ္သြားၿပီဆုိလွ်င္ ဆုိင္ကယ္စက္ႏႈိးသံ၊ တဂီးဂီးႏွင္႔ ဆုိင္ကယ္ကုိအျမန္ႏႈန္းတင္ ေမာင္းသြားသံကုိ ညအခ်ိန္ သက္ႀကီးေခါင္းခ်ခ်ိန္ကအစ သန္းေကာင္ယံ အခ်ိန္တြင္လည္း ၾကားရတတ္သည္။ ဆုိင္ကယ္ေမာင္းသူအမ်ားစုကုိ ေသေသခ်ာခ်ာၾကည္႔မိေတာ႔ အ၀တ္အစားကုိ ဂ်စ္ပစီစတုိင္္လ္ခပ္က်ပ္က်ပ္၀တ္ထားေသာ လူမေလးေခြးမခန္႕ပုံစံ မေလးလူမ်ဳိးလူငယ္ပုိင္းေတြျဖစ္တာေတြ႔ရသည္။ ေနာက္က မိန္းမငယ္မ်ားက ဆုိင္ကယ္ေမာင္းသမားကုိ သုိင္းဖက္ခြထုိင္ကာ ဆုိင္ကယ္ကုိ အသံျမည္ေအာင္ အျမန္ေမာင္းရသည္ကုိ ဂုဏ္ယူေနသည္႔ ဟန္ကအျပည္႔.. ေရႊယုနားလည္ထားသည္က စကၤာပူႏုိင္ငံသည္ အာရွတြြင္ အဖက္အဖက္ကအေကာင္းဆုံးႏုိင္ငံျဖစ္ခ်င္သည္ႏွင္႔အညီ အသံဆူညံမႈကုိ ထိန္းခ်ဳပ္ထားသည္႔ ဥပေဒစည္းကမ္းတစ္ခုျပဌာန္းထားမည္ဆုိတာပဲျဖစ္သည္။

ဆုိင္ကယ္၀ယ္လာၿပီးကာမွ အသံထြက္ေအာင္ျပန္လည္ျပဳျပင္ထားရင္ေတာ႔လည္း မတတ္ႏုိင္ပါ။ ဆုိင္ကယ္သံတစ္ခုတည္းလာဆုိေတာ႔လည္း မဟုတ္ျပန္.. ေန႔လည္ဆုိရင္ ကြိ. ကြိႏွင္႔ ပူစီေဖာင္းညွစ္သည္႔အသံၾကားရျပန္သည္. သတင္းစာလုိက္၀ယ္ျခင္းျဖစ္သည္တဲ႔။ ယင္းပုဂိဳလ္ေတြကလည္း အားမနာလၽွာမက်ဳိး ကြိ..ကြိ ညွစ္လုိက္.. ပါးစပ္ကလည္း“ကာရန္ကူနီ“လုိ႔ ေအာ္လုိက္နဲ႔ တ၀ဲလည္လည္ လုပ္ေနသည္မွာ မိနစ္ႏွစ္ဆယ္ခန္႔ ...သည္႔အျပင္ ညဘက္ သန္းေကာင္ခ်ိန္တြင္ ေနာက္ ကြိ..ကြိ ၾကားရတတ္သည္။ ဒါက ေအာက္က ကားပါ႔ကင္မွာရပ္ထားတဲ႔ ကားကုိ အေ၀းထိန္းခလုတ္ႏွင္႔ဖြင္႔ျခင္းပင္။

ၿပီးေတာ႔ရွိေသးသည္.. မေလးမဂၤလာေဆာင္ေတြ.. စကၤာပူတြင္ မေလးလူမ်ဳိးမ်ားမဂၤလာေဆာင္လွ်င္ ေတာ္ေတာ္မ်ားမ်ားက ခန္းမငွားေလ႔မရွိ. သတုိ႔သမီး (သုိ႔)သတို႔သား ေနထုိင္ရာ အေဆာက္အဦ ေအာက္ဆုံး ေနရာကြပ္လပ္လြတ္တြင္ က်င္းပေလ႔ရွိၾကသည္။ ေသာၾကာေနညေနခင္း (သုိ႔) စေနေန႔ညေနခင္းပုိင္း ေအာက္ဆင္းလုိက္ရင္း အခမ္းအနားျပင္ဆင္ေနသည္ကုိ ေတြ႔လွ်င္ျဖင္႔ ေနာက္တစ္ေန႔တြင္ တစ္ေနကုန္အျပင္ထြက္ရန္အေၾကာင္းရွာလွ်င္ရွာ (သုိ႔မဟုတ္) နားကုိ ဂြမ္းဆုိ႔ ထားရန္သာျပင္ဆင္ရမည္သာျဖစ္သည္။ မေလးလူမ်ဳိးမ်ားသည္ ျမန္မာျပည္မွ အလႈမ်ားကဲ႔သုိ႔ပင္ အတီးအမႈတ္အကအခုန္မ်ားႏွင္႔ မဂၤလာေဆာင္အခမ္းအနားကုိ က်င္းပေလ႔ရွိၾကသည္။ မေလးသီခ်င္းမ်ား ကီးေခ်ာ္အသံမမွန္ႏွင္႔လည္း ဆုိခ်င္ဆုိတတ္ၾကေသာ ၄င္းတုိ႔အသံမ်ားကုိ ေလာ္စပီကာႏွင္႔ ထုတ္လႊင္႔ေလ႔ရွိၾကသည္။ အဲ ... ထူးဆန္းတာတစ္ခုက ထုိေနရာမွာပင္ တရဳတ္လူမ်ဳိးေတြကလည္း အသုဘအခမ္းအနားက်င္းပၾကသည္ပင္။ ေရာက္ခါစတုန္းက ဘယ္လုိနားလည္ေပးရမွန္းမသိခဲ႔တာအမွန္ပင္။

အေကာင္းႏွင္႔အဆုိး ဒြန္တဲြေနသည္မွာ ဓမၼတာသေဘာပင္။ အေကာင္းဆုံးေတြခ်ည္းပဲရွိသည္ဟုထင္ရေသာ စကၤာပူႏုိင္ငံတြင္လည္း အသံဆူညံမႈကဲ႔သုိ႔ အဆုိးေတြအမ်ားႀကီးပင္။ ထုိကဲ႔သုိ႔ ေျပာရာတြင္ ေရႊယုေနထုိင္ႀကီးျပင္းရာ ျမန္မာႏိုင္ငံမွာေရာ အသံဆုညံမႈေတြမရွိလုိ႔ပဲလားလုိ႔ ေမးခ်င္စရာ... တကယ္တမ္း ေျပာရမည္ဆုိလွ်င္ ေျပာစရာေတြအမ်ားႀကီးပင္။ ေႏြအခါ ေန႔ခင္းဘက္ တေရးတေမာလွဲမည္ႀကံခုိက္ ကုိက္ႏွစ္ရာခန္႔ေ၀းေသာ ေစ်းေရွ႔႔အလႈခံမ႑ာပ္မွ ေလာ္စပီကာအက်ယ္ႀကီးဖြင္႔ကာ အလႈခံလိုက္သည္မွာ အျပင္တြင္ ကတရာလမ္းအရည္ေပ်ာ္မတတ္ ပူျပင္းလွသည္႔ ေႏြရာသီႏွင္႔အၿပဳိင္ပင္. ေတာရြာဘက္မွာေတာ႔ အႏွီကိစၥက တစ္ဘာသာလုိ႔ပင္ ေရႊယုဆိုခ်င္သည္။ ရာသီအလုိက္စုိက္ပ်ဳိးထားေသာ စပါးခင္း၊ႏွမ္းခင္းမ်ားေပၚမွျဖတ္တုိက္လာေသာ ေလညင္းကေလး ကုိ သစ္ႀကီး၀ါးႀကီးကုိမီွခုိေဆာက္လုပ္ထားေသာ တဲထဲမွ ၀ါးၾကမ္းခင္းေပၚလွဲအိပ္ရင္း အလႈမ႑ာပ္မွ ပဲ႔တင္လာေသာ တြံေတးသိန္းတန္သီခ်င္းကုိ နားေထာင္ရတာကုိက အရသာတစ္မ်ဳိးပင္.

ဆုိေတာ႔ကာ ေရႊယုတို႔ ေနထုိ္င္ရာ ရန္ကုန္ေရၽႊၿမိဳ႔ေတာ္မွာေကာ...ကုလားႀကီးနဲ႔ အရာႀကီး ဆုိသလုိျဖစ္သည္။ေရႊယုတုိ႔ ရန္ကုန္အိမ္၏ဘယ္ဘက္ေဘးအိမ္က အိမ္နီးခ်င္း ဦးေလးတုိ႔က အထက္အညာကလာေရာက္ အေျခခ်ျခင္းျဖစ္သည္။ အညာဓေလ႔စရုိက္ႏွင္႔ အညီ စကားေျပာလွ်င္ တစ္ေယာက္ႏွင္႔ တစ္ေယာက္ကပ္လ်က္ထုိင္ေနေသာ္လည္း လမ္းထိပ္မွ ၾကားေအာင္ေျပာရမွ အားရတတ္သူမ်ားျဖစ္သည္။ ယင္း ဦးေလးတုိ႔မိသားစုခ်ည္း ရွိေနသည္႔ သာမန္အခ်ိန္တြင္ မသိသာေသာ္လည္း အထက္အညာက ၄င္းတုိ႔၏ေဆြမ်ဳိးညာတိမ်ားလာေရာက္ခုိက္ႏွင္႔ ႀကဳံႀကိဳက္လွ်င္ေတာ႔ နားကုိ ဂြမ္းႏွင္႔ဆုိ႔ထားသည္႔တုိင္ ယင္းတုိ႔အသံမ်ား နားထဲသုိ႔ ၀င္ေရာက္လာမည္ပဲျဖစ္သည္။ညာဘက္ေဘးအိမ္ကလည္း တစ္မ်ဳိး... ယင္းအိမ္တြင္ အန္တီအပ်ဳိႀကီးတစ္ေယာက္ထဲေနသည္။ အန္တီႀကီးက ေစာေစာစီးစီးအၿငိမ္းစားယူကာ အိမ္တြင္ က်ဳရွင္အငွားတင္သည္။ ေက်ာင္းဆရာမမ်ားက နံနက္ေက်ာင္းမသြားခင္ က်ဳရွင္လာသင္ျပၾကသည္။ နံနက္ေစာေစာ ဥာဏ္ျမဴးကြန္႔ခ်ိန္တြင္ စာသင္ခ်င္သည္ထင္႔ နံနက္ ၇နာရီ ၀န္းက်င္တြင္ လာေရာက္သင္ျပၾကေတာ႔သည္။ ယင္းကိစက ေက်ာင္းဖြင္႔ရက္မ်ားတြင္ သိပ္မသိသာ... ေရႊယုကေတာ႔ ႏုိးစက္ေပးစရာမလုိပဲ ႏုိးရသည္႔အတြက္ ေက်းဇူးေတာင္တင္ေသးသည္။ ေရႊယုအခန္းက ညာဘက္ အစြန္ဆုံးျဖစ္သည္႔အတြက္ ယင္းအသံမ်ားက နံရံကုိ ေဖာက္ထြင္း၀င္ေရာက္လာတတ္သည္။ ဆရာမက စာအံခ်သည္႔အသံ၊ တပည္႔မ်ားကုိ ေငါက္ငမ္းသည္႔အသံမ်ားကုိ ရံဖန္ရံခါ ၾကားရတတ္သည္။ သုိ႔ေပမယ္႔ သီတင္းပတ္ကုန္ ေက်ာင္းပိတ္ရက္ ၊ ရုံးပိတ္ရက္မ်ားမွာေတာ႔ အအိမ္မက္ေသာ ေရႊယုအတြက္ မဟာျပသနာပင္၊ ေက်ာင္းပိတ္ရက္ျဖစ္သည္ေၾကာင္႔ထင္႔ ဆရာမသည္ တစ္ခါတရံ တပည္႔မ်ားကု ထားကာ ေနာက္ေဖးတြင္ အိမ္ရွင္အန္တီႀကီးႏွင္႔ ေလေဖာေနတတ္သည္။ ယင္းအခို္က္ အိမ္ေရွ႔ခန္း ( ေရႊယုႏွင္႔ ေဘးကပ္ရက္အခန္း) အတြင္းမွာေတာ႔ တပည္႔မ်ားက ဆူညံပြက္ေလာရုိက္ေနတတ္သည္။ ယင္းအခါတုိင္း ေရႊယု စိတ္ထဲမွ က်ဳံး၀ါးမိသည္က “ဒါခဏပဲ စင္ကာပူေရာက္ရင္ ဒါေတြမရွိေတာ႔ဘူး “ဟုပင္။ တကယ္တမ္းေတာ႔မွာေတာ႔ ....noise

yuki

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2009-11-14T02:08:00.001+08:00

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my lovely daughter

company event, bollywood dance :D

2009-11-14T01:36:00.000+08:00

company event, bollywood dance :D

just changed my theme again :D

2009-10-12T10:17:00.004+08:00

အနမ္းနဲ႔က်န္းမာေရးဆက္စပ္ပ့ုံ

2009-10-08T11:47:00.000+08:00

အီးေမလ္း ထဲ ပို႔လာလို႔ ရွယ္လိုက္ပါတယ္။

သင့္မွာ ခ်စ္သူရွိပါသလား။ ေနာက္ၿပီး ခ်စ္သူကိုေရာ ျမတ္ျမတ္ႏိုးႏိုး
နမ္းခဲ့ဖူးပါသလား။ ၿပီးေတာ့ ခ်စ္သူကိုနမ္းျခင္းဟာ က်န္းမာေရးကို
အေထာက္အကူျပဳတယ္ဆိုတာကိုေရာ သိပါသလား။ ကဲ … စိတ္၀င္စားတယ္ဆိုရင္
ေအာက္မွာေရးထားတဲ့ အနမ္းနဲ႔ က်န္းမာေရး ဘယ္နည္းဘယ္ပံု
ဆက္စပ္ေနတယ္ဆိုတာကို ဆက္ၿပီး ဖတ္ၾကည့္ေပါ့ေနာ္။

တကယ္ေတာ့ လူတစ္ေယာက္နဲ႔တစ္ေယာက္ နမ္းတယ္ဆိုတာ ခံစားခ်က္အရေရာ၊ ယဥ္ေက်းမႈ
ဓေလ့ထံုးစံေတြအရပါ ခ်စ္ခင္ႏွစ္လိုျခင္းဆိုတဲ့ သက္ေရာက္မႈကို ဖြင့္ဆိုတာ
ျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ လူတစ္ေယာက္ကို နမ္းၿပီဆိုရင္ နမ္းတဲ့လူက အနမ္းခံရတဲ့သူကို
ခ်စ္ပါတယ္ဆိုတဲ့ အဓိပၸါယ္ပဲေပါ့။ ကဲ … ဒါဆို္ အနမ္းနဲ႔ပတ္သတ္တဲ့
Definitionေလးတစ္ခုေလာက္ ထုတ္ၾကည့္ရေအာင္။ သင္ကေရာ ဘယ္လိုမ်ိဳး
ဖြင့္ဆိုမွာလဲ။ အေနာက္တိုင္းယံုၾကည္မႈအရေတာ့ နမ္းတယ္ဆိုတာ "ႏွစ္လိုဖြယ္
ခံစားဆက္ယွက္မႈကို ပါးစပ္ကမေျပာဘဲ ႏႈတ္ခမ္းခ်င္း ထိေတြ႕ပူးကပ္ၿပီး
ေဖာ္ျပတဲ့ ခ်စ္ျခင္းရဲ႕သေကၤတ" လို႕ ေဖာ္ျပထားပါတယ္။ ေနာက္ၿပီးေတာ့
တစ္ေယာက္ကိုတစ္ေယာက္ ျမတ္ျမတ္ႏိုးႏိုး နမ္းရႈံ႕ၾကတဲ့ စံုတြဲေတြတိုင္း
က်န္းမာေရးအတြက္ ေကာင္းမြန္တဲ့ အခ်က္(၇)ခုကို အလုိလိုရရွိႏိုင္တယ္တဲ့။
အဲဒီ(၇)ခ်က္က ဘာေတြလဲဆိုေတာ့ …

၁။ တစ္ေယာက္ကိုတစ္ေယာက္ နမ္းေနၾကတဲ့အခါ ခ်စ္သူစံုတြဲ ႏွစ္ေယာက္လံုးရဲ႕
ေသြးေၾကာေတြဟာ ျပန္႔ကားသြားၿပီး ေသြးခုန္ႏႈန္းကိုလည္း ျမန္လာေစပါတယ္။
ဒါ့ေၾကာင့္ ေသြးေၾကာေတြထဲမွာ ပိတ္ဆို႔ေနတဲ့ အဆီေတြကို ေခ်ဖ်က္ပစ္ၿပီး
ေသြးထဲမွာရွိတဲ့ ကိုလက္စထေရာ ပမာဏကိုလည္း က်ဆင္းေစပါတယ္။

၂။ နမ္းေနတဲ့အခ်ိန္မွာ စံုတြဲႏွစ္ေယာက္လံုးရဲ႕ မ်က္ႏွာေပၚမွာရွိတဲ့
ၾကြက္သားမွ်င္ အခု(၃၀)ေလာက္ကို လႈပ္ရွားလာေအာင္ ဦးေႏွာက္က
လံႈ႕ေဆာ္ေပးပါသတဲ့။ ဒါေၾကာင့္လဲ မ်က္ႏွာမွာရွိတဲ့ အေရျပားေတြမွာ
ပိတ္ဆို႔ေနတဲ့ အညစ္အေၾကးေတြကို ဖယ္ရွားသန္႔စင္ေစၿပီး မ်က္ႏွာတစ္ျပင္လံုး
ပိုမိုေခ်ာေမြ႕လာေစပါတယ္။ ေနာက္ၿပီးေတာ့ မ်က္ႏွာေပၚမွာ ယွက္ျဖာေနတဲ့
ဆံခ်ည္မွ်င္ ေသြးလႊတ္ေၾကာေတြရဲ႕ ေသြးစီးဆင္းမႈကို
ပိုၿပီးေကာင္းလာေစပါတယ္။

၃။ ေနာက္တစ္ခုကေတာ့ ၀တဲ့သူေတြ စိတ္၀င္စားမယ့္ ကိစၥပါပဲ။
(၅)စကၠန္႔ၾကာေအာင္ တစ္ခါနမ္းတိုင္း ကိုယ္တြင္းမွာ သိုေလွာင္ထားတဲ့
အဆီပမာဏ (၁၂)ကီလိုရီ ေလာင္ကၽြမ္းေစတယ္ဆိုပဲ။ ဒါေၾကာင့္ ၀ိတ္က်ခ်င္ရင္
ရည္းစားကို မ်ားမ်ားနမ္းၾကပါ။

၄။ ေနာက္တစ္ခုကေတာ့ စိတ္နဲ႔ဆိုင္ပါတယ္။ နမ္းျခင္းဟာ စိတ္ထဲမွာရွိေနတဲ့
ဖိစီးမႈေတြ၊ အားငယ္မႈေတြကို ေခ်ဖ်က္ေပးၿပီး စိတ္ခြန္အား နိမ့္က်ျခင္း
ျဖစ္ေပၚလာေအာင္ လံႈ႔ေဆာ္ေပးတဲ့ ဟိုမုန္းဓာတ္တစ္မ်ိဳး ဦးေႏွာက္က
ထုတ္ေပးတာကိုလည္း တားဆီးေပးပါတယ္။ ေနာက္ၿပီး ယံုၾကည္မႈ ေပ်ာက္ဆံုးေနတဲ့
သူေတြေတာင္ ခ်စ္သူရဲ႕အနမ္းေၾကာင့္ ကိုယ့္ကိုယ္ကို အႀကီးျမတ္ဆံုး
သူရဲေကာင္းႀကီးေတြလို႔ ထင္မွတ္လာတတ္တယ္လို႔ သုေတသီေတြက အတည္ျပဳထားပါတယ္။
ဒါေၾကာင့္ ခ်စ္သူရဲ႕အနမ္းဟာ အေကာင္းဆံုးေသာ စိတ္ပိုင္းဆိုင္ရာ
ကုထံုးတစ္ခုပါပဲ။

၅။ ၿပီးေတာ့ အနမ္းဆိုတာ သဘာ၀ ေရာဂါကာကြယ္ေဆး တစ္မ်ိဳးပါပဲတဲ့။ ေဆးပညာ
သေဘာအရ လူတစ္ဦးဆီမွာ ရွိေနတတ္ၾကတဲ့ သဘာ၀ကိုယ္ခံစြမ္းအားေတြဟာ
မတူညီၾကပါဘူး။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ခ်စ္သူႏွစ္ဦး နမ္းၾကတဲ့အခါ
သူတို႔တစ္ေယာက္ခ်င္းစီမွာရွိတဲ့ ကိုယ္ခံပဋိဇီ၀ စြမ္းအားေတြဟာ
တံေတြးကေနတဆင့္ ေပါင္းစပ္သြားပါတယ္။ အဲဒီကေနတဆင့္ ကိုယ့္ခ်စ္သူမွာရွိၿပီး
ကိုယ့္ဆီမွာမရွိတဲ့ ေရာဂါကာကြယ္မႈ စြမ္းအင္ေတြ ကိုယ့္ခႏၶာကိုယ္ထဲ
ေပါင္းစပ္ေရာက္ရွိလာႏိုင္ေျခဟာ ရာခိုင္ႏႈန္း(၈၀)ထိ ရွိတယ္ဆိုပဲ။
ဒီျဖစ္စဥ္ကို "အနမ္းျဖင့္ ေရာဂါကာကြယ္နည္း"လို႔ စိတ္ပညာရွင္ေတြက
နာမည္ေပးထားပါတယ္။

၆။ ေနာက္ၿပီး အနမ္းဟာ လူရဲ႕ဦးေႏွာက္ စြမ္းေဆာင္ရည္ တိုးတက္လာေအာင္
စနစ္တက် ႏိႈးဆြေပးပါတယ္။ ဘယ္လိုအခ်ိန္မ်ိဳးမွာ သိသာလဲဆိုရင္
ကိုယ့္ခ်စ္သူကို ပထမဆံုးအႀကိမ္ နမ္းဖူးတဲ့အခါ ေပၚေပါက္လာတတ္တဲ့
ရွိန္းကနဲ၊ ဖိန္းကနဲ ခံစားမႈမ်ိဳးမွာ ထင္ထင္ရွားရွား ေတြ႕ႏိုင္ပါတယ္တဲ့။
အဲဒီအခိုက္အတန္႔မွာ လူတစ္ေယာက္ရဲ႕ ဦးေႏွာက္အရည္အေသြးဟာ ထိပ္ဆံုးအဆင့္ထိ
တက္ေနၿပီးေတာ့ ကိုယ္ရည္ကိုယ္ေသြးကလည္း အျမင့္မားဆံုး ျဖစ္ေနတတ္တယ္လို႔
ဆိုပါတယ္။

၇။ ေနာက္ဆံုးတစ္ခုကေတာ့ သင္ကိုယ္တုိင္ပဲ စမ္းၾကည့္ၿပီးမွ ယံုပါေတာ့။
အဲဒါက ဘာလဲဆိုေတာ့ … ခ်စ္သူကို နမ္းရတာ ရင္ခုန္ၾကည္ႏူးစရာ ေကာင္းတယ္တဲ့။
ေနာက္ၿပီး ေပ်ာ္စရာလဲ ေကာင္းပါတယ္တဲ့။ ဘယ္လိုလဲ။ ဟုတ္ေရာ ဟုတ္ရဲ႕လား???။

south think north think

2009-09-28T15:32:00.000+08:00

အခုတေလာ ဘာျဖစ္ေနမွန္းမသိဘူး။
သမီးေလးက ခ်ဴခ်ာေနတယ္။ မိန္းမလဲ သိပ္ေနမေကာင္းခ်င္ဘူး။
ငါကေတာ့ ဒီေန႔ အေအးမိခ်င္သလို ျဖစ္ေနတယ္။
ေျပာရင္းနဲ႔ေတာင္ ကိုယ္ပူေနသလားပဲ။
ရံုးမွာ အိုက္တတ္တဲ့သူေတြက အဲယားကြန္းနဲ႔ မေလာက္လို႔ ပန္ကာဖြင့္ၾကတာ ပန္ကာက ငါ့ေခါင္းဘက္ကို တိုက္ေနေတာ့ အေအးမိခ်င္သလိုပါဆိုေနမွ .....

ဟူး..

ေၾသာ္ ဘ၀ ဘ၀..

ငယ္ငယ္တုန္းကလို ပ်င္းပ်င္းနဲ႔ အိမ္ေရွ႕ ခံုတန္းမွာ လွဲအိပ္ၿပီး သိုင္းစာအုပ္ ၁၀ အုပ္တြဲေလာက္ဖတ္လိုက္ ရရင္ ဘယ္ေလာက္ေကာင္းလိုက္မလဲ။

ပုေလြသံစဥ္ တို႔
သရဖူျငင္းေသာသိုင္းဧကရာဇ္ တို႔
ဧကရာဇ္သခင္နဲ႔ ေသြးယဇ္ပလင္ တို႔
ဟီးဟီး ေျပာရင္းနဲ႔ေတာင္ ဖတ္ခ်င္လာၿပီ။

ဒါမွမဟုတ္ ဇတ္သည္ ညီအစ္ကိုေတြ ငွားတဲ့ ဧကရာဇ္ ရဲ႕ ေရာမေခတ္ ျမန္မာဇတ္လမ္းေတြ ဖတ္ရင္ေတာင္မဆိုးဘူး။

ဒါမွမဟုတ္ အေမ၀ယ္ေပးတဲ့ ဂစ္တာကိုဆဲြျပီး အိမ္ေရွ႕ကိုထြက္ အသံေသးအသံေၾကာင္နဲ႔ ဟဲ လိုက္ရမလားပဲ။ သီခ်င္းတစ္ပုဒ္ ၿပီးသြားတိုင္း ေက်းဇူးတင္ပါတယ္ ဆိုတဲ့ အေမ့ရဲ႕ အားေပးစကားကိုလဲ ၾကားမိပါရဲ႕။

မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

Ridiculous US-Laws

2009-09-25T12:36:00.002+08:00

Arkansas:
1. A man can legally beat his wife, but no more than once a month.

California:
1. In, LA, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than 2 inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap.

2. It is a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Florida:
1. Unmarried women who parachute on Sunday’s will be jailed.

Georgia:
1. In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

Indiana:
1. Monkey’s are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.

Illinois:
1. In Chicago, it is illegal to take a french poodle to the Opera.

2. According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American."

3. In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet HeyWoodey.

Massachusetts:
1. It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.

2. North Andover prohibits its citizens from carrying "space guns."

3. In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.

Minnesota:
1. It is illegal to tease skunks.

2. Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard.

Michigan:
1. A State law stipulates that a woman’s hair legally belongs to her husband.

2. Under State law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."

Nebraska:
1. If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or her parents may be arrested.

New York:
1. On Staten Island, it is illegal for a father to call his son a faggot or queer in an effort to curb girlie behavior.

2. In NYC, "it is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose and wiggling the extended fingers of that hand."

North Carolina:
1. It is illegal to make love on the floor of a hotel room between two double beds.

Oklahoma:
1. People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Ohio:
1. In Columbus, it is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.

2. In Oxford, it is illegal for a woman to disrobe in front of a man’s picture.

3. In Youngstown, it is illegal to run out of gas.

Oregon:
1. The town of Hood River prohibits the act of juggling without a license.

Pennsylvania:
1. "Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes."

Tennessee:
1. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

2. In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

3. In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists."

Texas:
1. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Utah:
1. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife in his presence.

Virginia:
1. In Richmond, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee.

Vermont:
1. It is illegal to deny the existence of God.

2. It is illegal to whistle underwater.

3. Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

from igoogle

Do you want to download the files from rapidshare without an account?

2009-09-25T11:21:00.001+08:00

Hi all,

If you are like me always try to look for a tools to download the files which are uploaded to rapidshare without an account, we are in the same boat and you are at the right place.

I came across a downloader software from mysteryzillion and it works like a charm.

This software not only works with the rapidshare but also works with other file hosting sites.

Pls download it from http://www.mediafire.com/?zwmkmhyduuz

No need to install, just run the file will do.

I am happy with this awesome tiny software.

If you are happy with it, pls share it with whoever want it since it is free and you can also donate :D to the people who developed this.

Pls enjoy.

Best,
Aung Din

I have changed my blog's template

2009-09-23T14:31:00.001+08:00

ဒီေန႔ရံုးမွာ လုပ္စရာအလုပ္ ေတာ္ေတာ္နဲတယ္။

အဲဒီေတာ့ ဟိုေလွ်ာက္လုပ္ ဒီေလွ်ာက္လုပ္နဲ႔ ဘေလာဂ္ template ေလး ေျပာင္းလိုက္တယ္။

အခုမွ သပ္သပ္ရပ္ရပ္ရွိသြားသလားလို႔။

တကယ္လို႔ ဒီပံုစံက ပ်င္းစရာေကာင္းလာရင္ ထပ္ေျပာင္းပါဦးမယ္။ :D

ေအာင္ဒင္

စင္ကာပူ မွ ရယ္စရာလူမ်ား အေၾကာင္း (ဖ်က္လိုက္ပီ)

2009-09-22T19:04:00.002+08:00

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၃၅ က်ပ္ျပန္ရျခင္း

2009-09-18T15:42:00.002+08:00

လက္ရွိသုံးေနတဲ့ ဖုန္းလိုင္းက အရင္လက ၂၁လ ျပည့္သြားလို႔ သက္တမ္းထပ္တိုးလို႔ရၿပီ။(ဘိုလိုေျပာရရင္ contract ကို $100 တိုးေပးစရာမလိုပဲ renew လုပ္လို႔ရၿပီေပါ့ဗ်ာ။ ဤကား စကားခ်ပ္တည္း။)

ဒါေပသည့္ ရႈမၿငီးတဲ့ ခ်စ္ဇနီးရဲ႕ မ်က္ႏွာေတာ္ ၾကည္မယ့္ ရက္ကေလးကိုေစာင့္ရင္း ေနလိုက္တာ
တစ္ရက္ေတာ့ ဇနီးေလးက ဖုန္းဆက္လာပါတယ္။ သူ႔ရဲ႕ ဆိုနီအယ္ရစ္ဆင္ ဖုန္းေလး ဘာမွ မလာေတာ့ဘူးတဲ့။ ဒီေတာ့ ပ်က္ၿပီေပါ့ဗ်ာ။ဟီးဟီး။ ေပ်ာ္လိုက္တာ ကြ်န္ေတာ့္မွာ။

ကြ်န္ေတာ့္ရဲ႕ ႏိုကီယာ ေလးသူ႕ေပးၿပီး ကြ်န္ေတာ္က ဖုန္းအသစ္ေလ်ွာက္မယ္ဗ်ာ။ လူပါး၀တယ္ေနာ္။ :D

ဒီလိုနဲ႔ ေယာက္ဖႀကီးဆီ ဖုန္းဆက္ၿပီးခ်ိန္း။ ရံုးအျပန္ Tempines mall မွာ သြားၿပီး ဖုန္းအသစ္ေလွ်ာက္မယ္လို႔။ သူကလဲ စိတ္မပါလွပါဘူး။ အားၾကိဳးမာန္တက္ ေရာက္လာတာပဲ။
အမေတာ္ကေတာ့ မလိုက္လာေတာ့ဘူးေလ။(လိုင္းက သူ႔နာမည္နဲ႔ကိုး။ အဲဒါမွ discount ရမွာ)

အဲဒီမတိုင္ခင္ ၁ပတ္ ေလာက္က သြားေလွ်ာက္ဖို႔ လုပ္ေသးတယ္။ လိုခ်င္တဲ့ ဖုန္းမရတာနဲ႔ ျပန္လာခဲ့ရတာ။ ဒီတစ္ခါေတာ့ လိုခ်င္တဲ့ဖုန္းမရလဲ ဇနီးသည္ရဲ႕ ဖုန္းကပ်က္ေနၿပီဆိုေတာ့ ႀကိဳက္ႀကိဳက္မႀကိဳက္ႀကိဳက္ ဖုန္းတစ္လံုးကေတာ့ ယူရေတာ့မွာပဲဆိုၿပီး စိတ္မေကာင္းစြာနဲ႔ပဲ HTC Magic ေလး မလာခဲ့တယ္။ :D

(လိုခ်င္တဲ့ ဖုန္းက Nokia N95 or samsung omnia II.)

ဒါေပမယ့္ nokia က ေစ်းႀကီးၿပီး samsung က ေရာင္းရလြန္းလို႔ out of stock ဆိုေတာ့ Magic ေလးပဲယူလာလိုက္တယ္။ ေစ်းက ၃၉၄ တဲ့ ။ ၅၀ တန္ ေဗာက္ခ်ာရထားေတာ့ ၃၅၄ ေပးခဲ့ရတာေပါ့။

ကိုယ့္ကိုယ္ကိုယ္ေတာ့ ဒီေလာက္ေတာင္ပင္ပင္ပန္းပန္း အလုပ္လုပ္ရတာ ဒီေလာက္ေလးေတာ့ ဆုခ်မွျဖစ္မယ္ဆိုၿပီးေတာ့ ....

ဖုန္းလိုင္းက ကိုင္ေနက် လက္ရွိလိုင္းကိုပဲ ဆက္ကိုင္တယ္။ Data plan ေတာ့ မယူေတာ့ဘူး။ မတန္လို႔။ ေနာက္ၿပီး GPRS လဲ ပိတ္ခိုင္းထားလိုက္တယ္။ ေတာ္ၾကာ ေနရင္းထိုင္ရင္း network ကို သြားခ်ိတ္ေနမွျဖင့္။ GPRS ပိတ္တာ ၃ရက္ၾကာမယ္ လို႔ေျပာတယ္။ ဒီၾကားထဲ wifi မရတဲ့ေနရာမွာ အင္တာနက္မၾကည္နဲ႔ေပါ့ဗ်ာ။ၾကည့္ရင္ကိုယ့္ထိုက္နဲ႔ကိုယ့္ကံပဲဆိုတဲ့သေဘာေပါ့။

ဒီလိုနဲ႔ အိမ္ျပန္ၾကေရာဆိုပါေတာ့ဗ်ိဳ႕။ ဖုန္းကို ၾကည့္ခ်င္ေနတာ ယားေနတာပဲ။ လက္ ေျပာပါတယ္။အိမ္ေရာက္ေတာ့ မဖြင့္ရဲေသးဘူး။သမီးေလးေတြ႔သြားရင္ ဒန္တန္႔တန္..

ေက်းဇူးရွင္ေလးကလဲ ၁၂ နာရီေလာက္မွ အိပ္သြားတယ္။အဲဒါနဲ႔ ဖုန္းဘူးေလးကိုဆြဲ အၿပင္ကို သူခိုးေျခလွမ္းနဲ႔ ထြက္ ေနာက္ေဖြး မီးဖိုေခ်ာင္ကို၀င္ charger ေလးနဲ႔ ဖုးန္ကို အားသြင္းၿပီး.....(ညႀကီးမင္းႀကီး ေနာက္ေဖးက အေမွာင္ထဲမွာထိုင္ေနတာ အိမ္သာ၀င္ဖို႔ ထြက္လာတဲ့ ေယာက္ဖေတာင္ လန္႔သြားေသးတယ္ ဟီးဟီး)

Phone interface က အငယ္ေကာင္ရဲ႕ ဖုန္းနဲ႔ အတူတူပဲ။ သူ႔ဖုန္းက ၅ လ ၆ လ ေစာၿပီး၀ယ္ထားေတာ့ ၾကံဳရင္ ကလိေနတာနဲ႔ သူ႕ဖုန္းမ်က္ႏွာျပင္နဲ႔ ရင္းႏွီးေနၿပီ။

ဒါနဲ႔ google acccount ေလးဘာေလး login ၀င္။ အဲဒီမွာ စမွားတာပဲဆိုတာ ကိုယ့္ဖာသာကို မသိေသးဘူး။
ေနာက္ေတာ့ ဟိုၾကည့္ဒီၾကည့္နဲ႔။

ေနာက္ ေတာ့ iToday ဖုန္းအတြက္လုပ္ထားတဲ့ စလံုး သတင္းစာ ေဆာ့ဖ္၀ဲ ေလးကို အင္စေတာလုပ္ၿပီး ဖတ္ၾကည့္ေနလိုက္တယ္။ မုိက္တယ္။ အရင္ဆို အငယ္ေကာင္ဆီမွာ ဖတ္ေနတာေတြ႕ရင္ ဗလိုင္းႀကီးအားက်တာ။ဟားဟား။ အခုေတာ့ ငါလဲ ဖတ္လို႔ရၿပီ ဘာညာေပါ့။

မိုးကုတ္ဆရာေတာ္ႀကီးေျပာတဲ့ လူေတြဟာ ကိုယ့္ရွိတဲ့ ပစည္းနဲ႔မာန္တက္တာကို လမ္းေပၚမွာ ေခြးတစ္ေကာင္ဟာ ေခြးေခ်းပံု တစ္ပံုနဲ႔ မာန္တက္ေနတာကို သြားသတိရမိေတာ့...

ဖုန္းေလးပိတ္ၿပီး အိပ္ယာ၀င္လိုက္ပါတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ကၽြန္ေတာ့္ ရဲ႕ ေခ်းပံုေလးအတြက္ ကြန္ပ်ဴတာ ေမာ္နီတာ ေဘးက ကြက္လပ္ေသးေသးေလးမွာ မ၀တ္ေတာ့တဲ့ ေဘာလံုးေဘာင္းဘီေလးကို ျဖန္႔ခင္းၿပီ အပိုင္စားေနရာ ေပးလိုက္ပါတယ္။သမီးရန္ကလဲ ကာကြယ္ၿပီးသား ျဖစ္သြားတာေပါ့။

ဒီလိုနဲ႔ေပါ့ေလ ေခ်းပံုေလးတစ္ျပျပနဲ႔ ေနလာရင္းက phone bill လာမယ့္ေန႔ကို ေရာက္လာပါေလေရာ။
$78 ဆိုလားပဲ။ လူလဲ ဟိုက္ရွားပါး ဆိုၿပီး ထူပူသြားတယ္။ ဖုန္းမွာ login ၀င္ထားတဲ့ google account က auto synchronise လုပ္ေနတာေၾကာင့္တဲ့ဗ်ား။ wifi network မေတြ႔ရင္ GPRS ကိုသံုးၿပီးေတာ့ ခ်တာေပါ့။ ဒီကငတံုးက မသိဘူးေလ။

ဒီေတာ့ ဒီေတာ့ စဥ္းစားလိုက္တာ ရံုးက စီနီယာသမားလုပ္ပံုေလးသြားသတိရတယ္။

သူ iphone ကလဲ အဲဒီလို သူမသိပဲ network ကို သြားသြားခ်ိတ္ေနလို႔ bill လဲလာေရာ ၇၀၊၈၀ ေလာက္ ရွင္းရမလိုျဖစ္တာနဲ႔ starhub ကို ဖုန္းဆက္ၿပီး ေကာလိုက္တာ အဲဒီ data charges ေတြကို ေရွာ္ေပးလိုက္ပါတယ္တဲ့ခင္ဗ်ာ။ဟဲဟဲ မိုက္တယ္ေနာ္။

ဒီကေကာင္လဲ အတုျမင္အတတ္သင္ဆိုသလို starhub ကို ဖုန္းဆက္ၿပီး ငိုၿပလိုက္၊ ပိတ္ေယာက္လိုက္၊ ငါ့သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ေယာက္လဲ ဒါမ်ိဳးျဖစ္ဖူးတယ္ဆိုတာနဲ႔ ၿခိမ္းေျခာက္လိုက္ လုပ္လိုက္တာ ဟဲ ဟဲ

data charges က ၄၀ က်တာ ၃၅ က်ပ္ ေလ်ာ့ ေပးလိုက္ပါတယ္တဲ့ ခင္ဗ်ာ။

ကၽြန္ေတာ့္ ဘ၀ထဲမွာ ကိုယ့္ကိုယ္ကိုယ္ အားအရဆံုး အခ်ိန္မ်ားထဲက တစ္ခုျဖစ္ပါတယ္။

ေနာက္ဆိုဘာျဖစ္ျဖစ္ ဖုန္းသာေခၚျပစ္လို႔ ေျမွာက္ေပး အဲေလ အၾကံေကာင္းဥာဏ္ေကာင္းမ်ား ေပးလိုက္ရပါတယ္။

ကၽြန္ေတာ္ႏွင့္ ေခြးေခ်းပံု စြန္႔စားခန္းမ်ား စာအုပ္မွ ကူးယူေဖာ္ျပပါတယ္။

ခင္တဲ့
ေအာင္ဒင္

My lovely daughter & my hard drive were sick together! part 2

2009-09-18T14:24:00.000+08:00

Latey I was busy with other things and cannot continue part 2.
Let's carry on now.

One of the things I tried was change the power cable and SATA data cable, when I found out that my hard drive was not detected. Any lunck? nah.

So unplugged cables from DVD writer and plugged only HD. Anything? Nei. (this is called thway yuu thway tan lote thi)

So what should I do next?

I put a Linux Live CD, and browsed internet to find the solutions.

Wow! There were so many people having HD not detected or recongnised problem. Among them, one of the problems resembled to mine is firmware on that HD model.

So how can I update firmware of my HD?

I browsed Seagate website and looked for the support section.

Luckily, there was a Live chat. So I jumped into the chat and start answering the questions asked by a Seagate Technical Guy.

What he asked was Serial No which is to check whether the DRIVE is under warranty or not and about the situation. And what OS I was using.

These are the instructions given by the tech guy.

1. Check whether the drive is detected in BIOS? => No
2. Can feel the HD is spinning? => YES.
3. Have I tried my HD with another PC? => Not yet.

So he suggested me to try with other PC.

And also he suggested me to contact Seagate ASIA pacific region as he was from other region.

So I signed up at Seagate website and submitted my case.

At that night. I went to my brother's hosue and tried it. My HD was stillo not detected. Sigh!

When I got home and checked my email, I found out that Another guy from the Seagate had emailed and asked me about my HD serial No, the OS I used, and blah blah blah...

I emailed him back with the necessary info before I went to bed.

The next morning, I checked my email, That Seagate guy's new email said that my HD's problem may be because of a firmware problem, which most of the people complained over the internet. So what he would do was he would arrange a free pick up for my HD and do a firmware update.

If the firmware upgrade is working, then the drive would be returned to me. If the firmware upgrade doesn't work, they will do a replacement.

So a courier from Seagate contacted me to come and collect my HD.
What I need to provide was to pack my HD thorougly and pass it to him. My HD was already taken.

So far no news from them becasue they said that it would take up to 10 days. I just worried about my data. I should have backed up some important data. I hope it is not too late.

Regarding with Seagate, I feel that their service is nice although their drive is so fragile.

Now we, my wife and I, are using Ubuntu 24 hrs a day. haha.
My wife really hates Ubuntu but I finds that among linux live distros, Ubuntu is the best for family use except it used up more than half of my RAM, 3GB. That means I cannot download anything apart from installing flash, java and some video codec.

I hope to get back my data and it would be great if they do a replacement. hee hee.

So one thing I learn in Singapore, if something's wrong with what you have bought, just contact the vendor. In Singapore, Big vendors know how important their good service to customer is. Frankly people in Singapore are found to be fussy, at least for me, haha.

At the moment, still waiting for the good news from Seagate.

Best,
Aung Din

မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

My lovely daughter & my hard drive were sick together! part 1

2009-09-15T23:04:00.001+08:00

These days, don't know what's wrong with me.

Last Sunday night, my daughter was feeling unwell.
We just thought that it was normal.
So we didn't give her any medicines and let her sleep.
But my wife woke me up and told me that my daughter's fever is getting higher in the middle of the night.
So we gave her paracetamol liquid which was given by Poly clinics.
It was around 2,3 am when my daughter fall asleep, .

Morning came as usual but the difference was my daughter still got fever. And what worse is it was high.

She started threw up while she was lying between me and my wife looking at me.
She threw up a lot. IT seemed like she threw up all the milk she had drunk through out the night. And she poohed poohed. The smell was horrible. We felt something's wrong with her tummy.
It was horrible experience for us and she did scare us.

We were shocked and decided to see the doctor right away because we have never seen her threw up since she was born. She may throw up some milk when she was very young but not seriously.
And then we headed to the clinics after I have mailed my boss to request an Urgent Child care leave.

We went to the nearer clinics though my wife wanted to go to the farther clinics.
When we got there, there are only a few people so we thought that we could see the doctor in a short time.
But when we found out that our que no is 10, the doctor just started seeing the no 1 patient.
We cannot wait. so we said sorry to the clinics staff and went to the further clinics.

The second clinics was a bit far and we got to go through our old place. We could see some old memories.

When we got there, we check with the clinics staff.
One of the staffs came out and got my baby's temperature and she was shocked.
It was high, round about 39 'C. Normal room temperature is 35 to 36.

So the staffs re-arrange the que and we could see the doctor just after we arrived. That's why we went there :D

The doctor checked with us about what's wrong with our daughter. We explained about what happened to our baby, what she threw up, what she poohed poohed. What color of her pooh pooh was.

And then the doctor examined my daughter's body.

Finally he said it might be a gastric flu, some kind of virus make her sick, pooh pooh and threw up.

The doctor said we got to sprang her if the fever is very high.

We got to give one of the medicines she would be given us when the fever is still very high.

Because he was afraid that the sickness is disguised by H1N1 although the symptoms were different.

We could not feed her any normal food except my wife's breast milk and some gravy of porridge. (my wife is still nursing her though she is 1.5 years old)

Then we came back from the clinics. My daughter looks horribly weak.

For the whole day, what she could do was drink water, milk, and throw up and keep poohing.

Although we tried to feed her some gravy of porridge, she threw up from the first spoon feed.

She was so weak and couldn't move. When she was lying, she couldn't get up. Normally she is a kind of girl who runs back and forth in the house. And everyone who knows her agrees that her voice is very loud. But today our house was so silent.

But in the evening, my wife was breast feeding my daughter when I came into the room with my dinner in hand. My daughter saw me and started saying (mum mum which means rice in baby language of our language) so I quickly got out of the room.

but later she followed me crying and kept mumbling mum mum.

And I sensed that she re-gained her appetite and I could try porridge.

Then I let her sit on the chair and started feeding porridge.

She was happily eating the porridge and there was no sign of vomiting.

So I fed her as long as she wished. We relieved that that was a good sign of her recovery.

And her body temperature was down also.

then we went to bed and she seemed to be ok except poohing poohing.

my wife woke me up in the middle of the night and told me that my daughter's temperature was high again and she had poohed poohed.

So we got to get up, sponged her to cool down and changed her clothes, changed her daipers. (so far she has used almost 20 diapers during 2 days.)

and she seems to be hungry. So we fed her some porridge and she ate it. Good. And her body temperature was a bit cool down. One thing that i noticed is that our room is quite hot and outside is quite cooler than ours.

So I think room temperature contributed to my daughter's fever. So what I do was closed the windows, switched on the air-con and set the temperature at 28 'C.

Once room temperature was cool down, my baby started cool down and fall asleep. Of course she fell asleep while my wife was breast feeding her. Great!

Another morning came, I was waken up by the sound which my baby was slapping my wife's lap while she was drinking milk.

She looks quite ok. It was late to go to work. So I got to email my boss again to take a child care leave.

Through out the day, her body temperature was a not stable. But she could shout, she could sing, she could walk and she could get angry :P. Good that's what we want.

No threw up although still pooh pooh (green colour) strage ah!

She ate well today. One funny thing is the pipe we used to feed her medicine scared her.

She tried to turn her head or close her mouth tight when she saw that pipe.

But we got no choice, we gotta make her take the medicines.

Now my daughter's condition is stable and can see the improvement a lot.

If anyone wonders why I posted this post in English, because my hard drive is dead i think. (I am using Linux Live CD to go online.)

I will continue about my hard drive in next post.

Tired now. Good night.

Best,
Aung Din

ေသြးလွဴျခင္း

2009-09-14T00:44:00.001+08:00

ရည္ရြယ္ထားတဲ့ အတိုင္းပဲ ဒီေန႔ ေန႔လယ္ပိုင္းမွာ ေသြးလွဴျဖစ္လိုက္တယ္။

ဘာမွမျဖစ္ပဲ ေခ်ာေခ်ာေမာေမာ ၿပီးသြားလို႔ ေတာ္ေသးတယ္ေျပာရမယ္။

အရင္တစ္ခါက စင္တာမွာ သြားလွဴေတာ့ ေသြးလွဴေနတုန္း ၿပီးခါနီးမွာမွ ဆရာမတစ္ေယာက္ ေရာက္လာၿပီး ေသြးပုလင္းကို လွႈပ္ေပးေနတဲ့ စက္က မလႈပ္ပဲ ရပ္ေနလို႔ဆိုလားဘာလားမသိဘူး။ေလွ်ာက္လုပ္သြားေရာ။

အဲဒါနဲ႔ပဲ ေသြးက မထြက္ေတာ့ပဲ ၿပီးခါနီးမွ ရပ္ေနလို႔ ေတာ္ေတာ္ ဒုကၡေရာက္လိုက္ေသးတယ္။
လက္ေမာင္းမွာ ထိုးထားတဲ့ အပ္ကို ဖိေပးေတာ့ နဲနဲေတာ့ထြက္ လာၿပီးေနာက္ဆံုး လိုခ်င္တဲ့ ပမာဏရမွပဲ အပ္ျဖဳပ္ရေတာ့တယ္။

ၾကားထဲက ၀င္ၿပီးလွ်ာရွည္သြားတဲ့ ဆရာမကို အစအဆံုး ကူညီေပးတဲ့ ဆရာမက ေဒါသေတြ ထြက္ေနေသးလို႔ ကိုယ္ေတာင္ ျငိမ္ေနလိုက္ရတယ္။ကိုယ္ပါေရာၿပီး ဆူသြားမွာစိုးလို႔။

ေသြးလွဴၿပီး အခုထိေတာ့ ဘာမွ မျဖစ္ေသးဘူး။

အိမ္ျပန္ေရာက္ေတာ့ မိန္းမကိုကူ။ အ၀တ္လွမ္း သမီးကို ေရခ်ိဳး ထမင္းေကြ်း သိပ္ေပး။
ဘာမွေတာ့ မျဖစ္ေသးဘူး။ ညၾကမွ မူးမဲ့ပံုပဲ။ ဟားဟား။ ေသြးလွဴရတာကို ေတာ္ေတာ္ႀကိဳက္တယ္။
ပိုက္ဆံမကုန္ပဲ ဒါနလုပ္ရလို႔။

ဒါေတာင္ သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ေယာက္က ကိုယ္ ေသြးလွဴတာကို သိသြားလို႔
မင္းႏွယ္ ေရာဂါပိုးေတြ ေလွ်ာက္ျဖန္႔ မေနပါနဲ႔ကြာတဲ့။ :D

ေျပာရင္းဆိုရင္း မူးလာသလားလို႔ အိပ္ေတာ့မယ္။

တာ့တာ။

မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

how to limit the words/characters from db to show in PHP?

2009-09-11T10:17:00.001+08:00

For PHP newbie!

This is a working code for you to limit the characters/ words you want to show.

Just change the characters limit for your need.
Enjoy!

                    $max_chars = 180;
                    $str_text = $my_string_from_the_database;
                    $no = count(explode(" ",$str_text));
                    $str_text = trim(substr($str_text,0,$max_chars));

                                        $count = -1;
                                            for($j=0;$j < $no;$j++){
                                                //get the last character
                                                $new_text = substr($str_text,$count,1);

                                                //check the last character is the space or not
                                                if($new_text == " "){
                                                    $str_text = substr($str_text,0,$count);
                                                    echo $str_text;
                                                    break;
                                                }
                                            $count--;
                                            }

                                    echo '…';



                    ?>

credit goes to the original developer but I forgot the resource.

မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

Learn to Speak English Deluxe 10

2009-09-08T14:17:00.001+08:00

Credit goes to Mr MonsterOfRock from Padonma forum (http://www.padonma.com)

Learn to Speak English Deluxe 10
The Learning Company | 2009 |
Windows 2000/XP/Vista | ISO | 1,45 GB

Unlike most language software programs, Learn to Speak™ English teaches the language from the ground up. It not only immerses the user in the language, but it provides extensive grammar lessons as well. The course is equivalent to a 2-year college course in English! Each Lesson contains a vocabulary list, story, dialogue, grammar topic, conversation lab, and exercises. Also included are fun games to break the monotony while strengthening and reinforcing learning. Speech recognition technology allows users to test their knowledge and perfect their accents with immediate feedback from the computer.
Included with the Learn to Speak™ English software is a 115-page workbook for practicing away from the computer.
What is the Best Way to Learn English?
In order to truly learn English, you must learn to do four things:
* Learn English grammar
* Learn English vocabulary
* Be able to listen to and comprehend the English language
* To be understood by others when you speak English
Learn to Speak™ English is designed with these four things in mind. Unlike many other language software programs, Learn to Speak™ English does much more than help you memorize words. Using a step-by-step process, you learn both vocabulary and grammar rules. Then, using the speech recognition technology, you can test your proficiency in speaking and understanding English.
Learn to Speak English 10 includes the following features:
* 40 Lessons
* Speech Recognition
* Games & Crossword Puzzles
* Audio Course
* iPOD and MP3 Lessons
* Printed Reference Book
* Personalized Lesson Plans
* Diagnostic Pre test
* Practice Workshops
* Advanced Online Courses
* Online Cultural Resources
* PDA Dictionary
* Printable exercises
* 1 convenient DVD-ROM
* Bonus MP3 Audio Tour

Download

MediaFire

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=350d1b2...be6ba49b5870170

Rapidshare

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မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

2009-08-28T14:25:00.000+08:00

Fart

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself "Sheâ€™ll never go for me carrying on like that," so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans, and shortly after that they got married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him.
Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he "putt-putted". He "putted", down one hill and "putted up" the next. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to answer the phone.
While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.
He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and "rrriiiiippp!" It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate.
Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go.
This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes farting and fanning them each time with his napkin.
When he heard the "phone farewells" (indicating the end of his loneliness, and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in.
Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peaked at the dinner. After assuring her he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled "Surprise!!"
To his shock & terror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

from igoogle

2009-08-11T20:48:00.003+08:00

Crush by David Archuleta

I love this song.

Click here to watch it.

မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

2009-08-10T03:01:00.011+08:00

How to get Videobox on Blogspot

add these into your template head section and save it.

<script src='http://videobox-lb.sourceforge.net/js/mootools.js' type='text/javascript'/>
<script src='http://videobox-lb.sourceforge.net/js/swfobject.js' type='text/javascript'/>
<script src='http://videobox-lb.sourceforge.net/js/videobox.js' type='text/javascript'/>
<link href='http://videobox-lb.sourceforge.net/css/videobox.css' media='screen' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'/>

add this into your href link

rel="vidbox" 

like this <a href="your link" rel="vidbox" title="your title">

Done!


VIDEOBOX DEMO


Enjoy.

Ref: Videobox

2009-08-08T01:55:00.013+08:00

 The below video is the sample of using videobox in blog.

pls take look.


Just feel better by Aerosmith + Santana (in videobox)

မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

2009-08-07T10:23:00.001+08:00

Playing Golf
Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the centre of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green.

The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."

source: iGoogle

မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

2009-08-03T11:35:00.004+08:00

လုပ္ခ်င္ဦးဟဲ့ သူႀကီး

သူႀကီးလုပ္တယ္ဆိုတာ အိမ္တစ္အိမ္ကို main tenant အေနနဲ႔ ငွားလိုက္ၿပီး ကိုယ္က တစ္ခန္းမွာေန က်န္တဲ့ အခန္းကို ငွားစားတဲ့ အလုပ္ပါ။

အရင္ကေတာ့ သူမ်ားေတြ ငွားၿပီးသားအိမ္ေတြမွာ လိုက္ေနေတာ့ အခ်ိန္တန္ လခေပးလိုက္ရင္ ၿပီးေပမယ့္ ေနရတာ လြတ္လြတ္လပ္လပ္မရွိဘူး။ ေမာင္ႏွမေတြ သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြလာရင္ ကိုယ့္အခန္းထဲပဲ ေခၚၿပီး ဧည့္ခံရတယ္။ မ်ားေသာအားျဖင့္ ဧည့္ခန္းက မအားတတ္ဖူး။

အခုကိုယ္တိုင္ အိမ္ငွားၿပီးေနေတာ့ အေကာင္းဆံုး တစ္ခ်က္က သမီးေလးပဲ။အရင္တုန္းကဆို သမီးကို လိုက္ဆြဲ ေနရတယ္။ ဘယ္သူ႕ ပစၥည္းေတြမ်ား ဘာသြားလုပ္ပါလိမ့္မတုန္းဆိုၿပီး။ေနာက္ၿပီး အသံက်ယ္က်ယ္နဲ႔ ေအာ္ရင္လဲ သူမ်ားေတြ အေႏွာက္အယွက္ျဖစ္ မလားဆိုၿပီး ပူရေသးတယ္။ သမီးအသံကေတာ္ေတာ္က်ယ္တယ္။(သူ႕အေမေတာင္ တစ္ခါတေလ မခံစားႏိုင္ဘူး။)

အခုေတာ့ တစ္ေနကုန္ အိမ္မွာ လြတ္လြတ္လပ္လပ္ ေအာ္ခ်င္သလိုေအာ္ ေျပာခ်င္သလိုေျပာ လမ္းေလွ်ာက္ခ်င္ သေလာက္ေလွ်ာက္ပဲ။ သမီးအတြက္ ေတာ္ေတာ္အဆင္ေျပတယ္။

လူႀကီးေတြ အတြက္ကေတာ့ ပိုက္ဆံနည္းနည္း ပိုကုန္သြားတယ္။

ဒါေပမယ့္ လြတ္လြတ္လပ္လပ္ေနရတယ္။ အခန္းက ေလ၀င္ေလထြက္ေကာင္းတယ္။ အဲကြန္းပါတယ္။

ေနာက္ၿပီး ဟိုဘက္အခန္းက ငွားထားတဲ့ လူႏွစ္ေယာက္မွာ တစ္ေယာက္ က ေယာက္ဖ။က်န္တဲ့တစ္ေယာက္ကလဲ ေအးရာေအးေၾကာင္းပဲဆိုေတာ့ ေနရတာမိုက္တယ္။

အဲ ေျပာခ်င္တဲ့အေၾကာင္းက အခုမွလာၿပီ။

အဲဒီ common room ထဲကို ေနာက္ထပ္တစ္ေယာက္ေလာက္ ထပ္ထည့္ခ်င္လို႔ ျမန္မာ website ေတြမွာ ေၾကာ္ျငာေတြထည့္ေတာ့ ေနခ်င္တဲ့ လူႏွစ္ေယာက္ အရင္တစ္ပတ္က လာၾကည့္တယ္။(ၾကားထဲမွာဖုန္းနဲ႔ လွမ္းေမးတဲ့ သူေတြေတာ့ရွိတယ္)။

အခန္းမွာ လူ၃ ေယာက္ဆိုေတာ့ ႏွစ္ထပ္ကုတင္ တစ္လံုးနဲ႔ တစ္ထပ္ကုတင္တစ္လံုး ထည့္ဖို႔စီစဥ္ထားတာ

ပထမလာၾကည့္တဲ့ တစ္ေယာက္က ႏွစ္ထပ္ကုတင္နဲ႔ မေနခ်င္လို႔ဆိုေတာ့ ျပန္လာဖို႔ လမ္းမရွိေလာက္ဖူး။

ေနာက္တစ္ေယာက္ ကရည္ရည္မြန္မြန္ပဲ။ နာမည္က ရဲေက်ာ္မင္း တဲ့ standard chartered bank မွာ အလုပ္ရသြားတာတစ္ပတ္ပဲရွိေသးတယ္တဲ့။bank က EP ေလွ်ာက္ေပးထားတယ္တဲ့။ ေရာက္တာ ၉ ရက္ပဲရွိေသးတယ္။ ေနာက္ၿပီး ၂ ထပ္ ကုတင္နဲ႔လဲေနႏိုင္ပါတယ္ဆိုေတာ့ အတိုင္းထက္အလြန္ေပါ့ေလ။

သူက ျဖစ္ႏိုင္ရင္ ဒီေန႔ပဲ ေျပာင္းလာခ်င္တယ္ ဆိုေတာ့ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔က အိပ္ယာေတြဘာေတြ ဘာမွ စီစဥ္ထားတာ မရွိဘူး ဆိုေတာ့လဲ ရတယ္တဲ့။ ၾကမ္းျပင္မွာ အိပ္ရလဲ ျပသနာမရွိဘူးတဲ့ ဆိုေတာ့ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔လဲ အိုေကေပါ့။ အိပ္ယာေတြ ေခါင္းအုန္းေတြ ေျပး၀ယ္။ ကုတင္၀ယ္ဖို႔ အလုပ္ရႈပ္။

ညဘက္ကို ေစာင့္ၾကေတာ့ ေက်းဇူးရွင္က ေပၚမလာဘူး။ ဒီေတာ့ ေၾသာ္ သူမနက္ျဖန္ေတာ့ ေျပာင္းလာမွာပါေလ ဆိုၿပီး ေစာင့္ေတာ့လဲ ေပၚမလာ။ ဖုန္းဆက္ဖို႔ကလဲ ေရာက္တာ ၉ရက္ပဲရွိေသးေတာ့ ဟန္းဖုန္းမရွိေသးဘူးဆိုေတာ့လဲ ဘယ္ကိုဆက္ရမွန္းမသိဘူး။(စံုစမ္းတုန္းက public phone ကေနၿပီးေခၚတာ(သတိထားၾကပါကုန္))

တစ္ခုခုမ်ားျဖစ္ၿပီလားေပါ့ေလ။ မေနျဖစ္ရင္ေတာင္ အေၾကာင္းေလးေတာ့ ၾကားသင့္တယ္ေပါ့။ ေနာက္ၿပီး သူ႕ပံုစံက အရူးအႏွန္း ရုပ္မေပါက္ပါဘူး။ ေကာင္းေကာင္းမြန္မြန္ပါပဲ။

ဒါနဲ႔ မိန္းမက ဒီလူ standard chartered bank မွာ အလုပ္လုပ္တာ ဘဏ္ ကို ဖုန္းဆက္ၿပီးေမးၾကည့္ေတာ့ ရဲေက်ာ္မင္းဆိုတဲ့ နာမည္နဲ႔ သူတို႔ဘဏ္(loan dept)မွာ တစ္ေယာက္မွမရွိပါဘူးတဲ့။

ဒီေတာ့ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ ေနာက္ဆံုးဘယ္လိုေကာက္ခ်က္ခ်သလဲဆိုေတာ့ တမင္သက္သက္လာေနာက္သြားတာ လို႔ပဲ သေဘာထားလိုက္တယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ လာၾကည့္တဲ့ အခ်ိန္မွာ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ရွိမေနပဲ ကၽြန္ေတာ့္မိန္းမတစ္ေယာက္ပဲ ရွိေနရင္ဘာျဖစ္မလဲ။ဒီလိုပဲ ေျပာဆိုၿပီးျပန္သြားရင္ေတာ့ ျပသနာမရွိဘူးေပါ့ေလ။စဥ္းစားၾကည့္ရင္ ေတာ္ေတာ္ အႏၱရာယ္မ်ားတယ္ေနာ္။ ဒါေၾကာင့္ မိန္းမကိုမွာထားရတယ္။ အခန္းလာၾကည့္ခ်င္ရင္ ညဘက္ တစ္ေယာက္ေယာက္ ျပန္ေရာက္မွပဲ လာၾကည့္ခိုင္း ဆိုျပီးေတာ့။

ဟူး ေနာက္ထပ္ဘယ္လိုလူေတြနဲ႔ ေတြ႔ရၾကံဳရဦးမလဲမသိဘူး။

အျမတ္ႀကီးစားဖို႔ အစီအစဥ္မရွိပါဘူး။ လစဥ္ ကုန္က်စရိတ္ကေန ၂၀၀ ၊ ၃၀၀ ေလာက္ ေလ်ာ႔မလားဆိုၿပီးေတာ့ ၃ ေယာက္တင္ဖို႔က်ိဳးစားၾကည့္တာ

ဟူး main tenant လုပ္ရတာမလြယ္ပါ့လား။

အဲဒါ လုပ္ခ်င္ဦးဟဲ့ သူႀကီးေလ။ ဟားဟား။

စာဖတ္သူမ်ား က်န္းမာခ်မ္းသာၾကပါေစ။ ေနာက္ေျပာင္ခံရျခင္းေဘးမွ ကင္းေ၀းပါေစ။

2009-07-30T17:25:00.002+08:00

Indonesia hotel bombings: Manchester United football team 'was target'

Indonesian police are investigating the origin of an internet message which claims responsibility for twin hotel bombings in Jakarta nearly two weeks ago, and names the Manchester United football team as the target.

By Bonnie Malkin in Sydney
Published: 8:23AM BST 30 Jul 2009

Photo: AP

The messages justified the attack on July 17, in which seven people died, as an attack on American interests and labelled Manchester United, which was due to book into one of the hotels, as "crusaders".

It said the attack was a warning to Indonesians "against the arrival of the soccer club Manchester United" at the Ritz-Carlton.

"These players are Christians, so Muslims should not honour and respect these enemies of Allah," it said.

The posting, which has not been independently verified, was purportedly written by Mohammed Noordin Top, South-East Asia’s most wanted man.

It referred to the "American chamber of commerce" as a target, apparently confirming that a breakfast meeting of Western businessmen at the Marriott, hosted by US lobbyist James Castle, was the focus of the attack.

The message dedicated the bombings to Top's dead accomplice Azahari Husin.

Sulistyo Ishak, a police spokesman, said police were investigating the internet posting, which carried Top’s name at the end and mentioned al-Qaeda in Indonesia.

An expert on regional terrorism said the language resembles previous claims by Muslim extremist groups and may be authentic.

The splinter group has been considered the most likely perpetrators of the hotel attacks. An unexploded bomb recovered from the scene resembled devices used by the group before and documents seized from members indicated they intended to hit prominent Western targets.

Top is accused of planning four previous attacks in Indonesia that killed more than 240 people. His group claimed responsibility for just one of those strikes — triple suicide bombings in Bali in 2005 — in a similar note.

source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/indonesia/5937764/Indonesia-hotel-bombings-Manchester-United-football-team-was-target.html

2009-07-15T21:31:00.002+08:00

သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ေယာက္ အီးေမး ပို႔ထားေပးတဲ့ ရယ္စရာ

Singapore Airline

Once upon a time in Singapore , there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.

The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins.

Years passed, and it was time to get them married.

So, the parents found them the most suitable ' leng chais' (handsome guys).

They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.

As 'concerned' (more like 'kay-poh') parents, Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told them......'Your father

and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied.

Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity... you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences' .

So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed. Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine.

They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED.

They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement.

'Ah! here it is!', exclaimed Mr. Ng.

The motto for Standard Chartered was...

'BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY'

Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.

A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The content was simple. 'NESCAFE'.

So, again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. 'Ah! here it is.

'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP'.

Mr. & Mrs. Ng beamed with joy.

Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still no letter from Ella.

The Ngs became worried.

Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out.

The code-name was 'SINGAPORE AIRLINES'.

Why Singapore Airlines?

Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically.

'Ah! Here it is!'

Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish ...THUMP!!!. ..she fell off her chair.

The motto was ...'7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP'.

မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

2009-07-07T12:43:00.004+08:00

Good article from msn. How social networking site effects our lives!

Social Media Pitfalls
By Rachel Zupek, CareerBuilder.com writer

As social media become the latest branding strategy, networking technique, job seeking tool and recruitment vehicle, they're also becoming the latest way for people to find out job offers have been rescinded, to get reprimanded at work and even to get fired.

It's happened so many times -- publicized and not -- that one would think we could learn from others' mistakes. (But, if that were the case, I wouldn't have anything to write about, now would I?)

A recent tweet by a potential Cisco employee, for example, turned ugly when she decided to tout a recent job offer:

"Cisco just offered me a job! Now I have to weigh the utility of a fatty paycheck against the daily commute to San Jose and hating the work."

Unfortunately for "theconnor" (the handle for the would-be employee), Tim Levad, a "channel partner advocate" for Cisco, saw the tweet and responded with this:

"Who is the hiring manger, I'm sure they would love to know that you will hate the work. We here at Cisco are versed in the Web."

Terrible tweets
Everyone has their "My-job-sucks," "I-hate-my-co-workers," or "Give-me-more-money" moments. But they seem to forget that as employers increase their online presence using social networking sites as recruitment and branding strategies, it might be best for their career not to have these moments on the Internet.

Paul Wilson, a freelance/corporate Web marketer and blogger, found several of such moments on Twitter, a social networking and micro-blogging site, and posted these "Top 10 Tweets to Get You Fired" [sic]:

1. "hate my job!! i want to tell my bosses how dumb they are and how meaningless this job is, then quit, and be happy!"

2. "So my job was to test all the food at the new resturant, can I just say, ughew. I'm going to taco bell then twistee treat."

3. "Workin... This job sucks worse then the economy!"

4. "I'm going to work! Walmart! Must find better job! I hate it when chicks there have a deeper voice than me and refer to me as foo!"

5. "Also I'm really bummed that I'm working today, i asked off so i could study but my boss is a ******* **** ***** ***** who can't read."

6. "Coworker smuggled out a chair for me. Currently being paid to SIT around and listen to John Barrowman on my iPod. I don't hate my job today!"

7. "having sex dreams of people you work with makes for an awkward day."

8. "smoking weed at work is so [EDITED] great :)"

9. "It's bad when you overhear the n00b programmer say "I used to work at McDonalds with him" and you wonder if he is talking about the CEO..."

10. "Huh, with my boss on twitter, maaaybe I should take down that sexy picture of her... but her reaction will be priceless!"

Facebook fired
Twitter is not the only culprit in career self-destruction. Facebook, a popular social networking site, has had its fair share of user firings:

Kimberly Swann, a former employee at Ivell Marketing & Logistics of Clacton, U.K., thought her job was boring -- and she said so on her Facebook page, according to an article in The Daily Telegraph. Swann was called into her manager's office and handed a letter that cited her Facebook comments as the reason for dismissal:

"Following your comments made on Facebook about your job and the company we feel it is better that, as you are not happy and do not enjoy your work we end your employment with Ivell Marketing & Logistics with immediate effect."

An MSNBC article tells of Kevin Colvin, the legendary young intern who e-mailed his boss, claiming a "family emergency" would keep him out of the office around Halloween. His co-workers (and Facebook friends), however, saw a photo of Colvin dressed as a fairy at a Halloween party time-stamped on the same day of the "emergency." Colvin's boss responded to him with an e-mail CC'd to the entire company, firing him and including the incriminating fairy picture.

In March 2009, the same MSNBC article cites Dan Leone, a Philadelphia Eagles stadium employee, who was fired after slamming the football organization for trading a player in this status update:

"Dan is [expletive] devastated about Dawkins signing with Denver. . .Dam Eagles R Retarted!![sic]"

Two days later, the head of event operations said they needed to talk about his Facebook status; instead, he got the boot.

Social networking don'ts
If you want to use your profile to get hired -- or at least not get fired -- here are three basic rules to keep in mind:

1. Don't announce interviews, raises or new jobs
As exemplified by "theconnor," how you talk about any of these sensitive topics on your social networking site is key. If you're unemployed, writing "Interview today -- wish me luck!" would be OK, or if you got a job, something along the lines of "So excited about my new job!" is totally acceptable. If you're currently employed, however, I don't think your boss would be too happy to see something like, "Trying to con my boss into giving me a $5K raise. SUCKA!"

2. Don't badmouth your current or previous employer
Just like in an interview, keep your rants about your boss or company to yourself. If hiring managers see that you're willing to trash a colleague online they assume you'll do it to them, too. Plus, there's always the possibility of getting fired if someone sees your negative comments.

3. Don't mention your job search if you're still employed
If your boss knows you're on the lookout for a new job, feel free to advertise it in your status. If you're keeping your search below the radar, however, don't publish anything, anywhere. Even if you aren't connected to your boss online, somebody can get the information back to him or her.

Rachel Zupek is a writer and blogger for CareerBuilder.com and its job blog, The Work Buzz. She researches and writes about job search strategy, career management, hiring trends and workplace issues. Follow her on Twitter: https://twitter.com/CBwriterRZ.
Copyright 2009 CareerBuilder.com. All rights reserved. The information contained in this article may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without prior written authority.
Story Filed Wednesday, June 24, 2009 - 11:04 PM

Ref URL: http://msn.careerbuilder.com/Article/MSN-1953-Workplace-Issues-Social-Media-Pitfalls/?sc_extcmp=JS_1953_today1&SiteId=cbmsnty41953&ArticleID=1953&GT1=23000&cbRecursionCnt=1&cbsid=180fe0860e8f449bb682a3d4cce4eda5-300242218-w9-6

2009-07-03T17:42:00.003+08:00

Very nice and clean example to dump your table into excel.
//Written by Dan Zarrella. Some additional tweaks provided by JP Honeywell
//pear excel package has support for fonts and formulas etc.. more complicated
//this is good for quick table dumps (deliverables)

//db connection
$dbconn1 = new DatabaseConnection();

$result = $dbconn1->Query('select * from dept');
$count = mysql_num_fields($result);

for ($i = 0; $i < $count; $i++){
$header .= mysql_field_name($result, $i)."\t";
}

while($row = mysql_fetch_row($result)){
$line = '';
foreach($row as $value){
if(!isset($value) || $value == ""){
$value = "\t";
}else{
# important to escape any quotes to preserve them in the data.
$value = str_replace('"', '""', $value);
# needed to encapsulate data in quotes because some data might be multi line.
# the good news is that numbers remain numbers in Excel even though quoted.
$value = '"' . $value . '"' . "\t";
}
$line .= $value;
}
$data .= trim($line)."\n";
}
# this line is needed because returns embedded in the data have "\r"
# and this looks like a "box character" in Excel
$data = str_replace("\r", "", $data);

# Nice to let someone know that the search came up empty.
# Otherwise only the column name headers will be output to Excel.
if ($data == "") {
$data = "\nno matching records found\n";
}

# This line will stream the file to the user rather than spray it across the screen
header("Content-type: application/octet-stream");

# replace excelfile.xls with whatever you want the filename to default to
header("Content-Disposition: attachment; filename=whateverfilename.xls");
header("Pragma: no-cache");
header("Expires: 0");

echo $header."\n".$data;
?>

2009-07-02T11:39:00.000+08:00

ေရာဂါ

မိနစ္ ၉၀ ရဲ ့ဒုကၡ

အေပၚထပ္နဲ႕ေအာက္ထပ္ဇတ္လမ္း

စေန၊တနဂၤေႏြဆို......

ကြၽန္ေတာ္ ့ Heart Beat ကခပ္ၾကမ္းၾကမ္း

မီးေလာင္ေနတဲ့ေရာမ

ေရနစ္ေနတဲ့ စပါး

ဒီလိုနဲ႕ရာသီအစ

Hull City က

အ႐ူးမီးဝိုင္းေစခဲ့

ေအာင္တစ္ခါရွုံးတစ္လည့္

ခ်ာခ်ာလည္ရုန္းခဲ့

ရာသီအလယ္မွာ

လာက်ီစယ္ခဲ့တဲ့

ေအစီ..ေရ

ငါေတာ့ေသျပီေလ

ေလလြင့္သြားတဲ့

ငါးရာခိုင္ႏႈန္းမ်ား

မ်ိဳးၾကီးသီခ်င္းသာညည္းလိုက္ခ်င္ရဲ ့

ျပန္ရဦးမလား

ေႂကြအတည့္မွာ

ေရထည့္မဲ့စိတ္ကူး

ငွက္က်ားေတြဘယ္ေတာ့မွတန္းမဆင္းဘူး

ဪ....မိုးကလဲငါ ့ေနာက္လိုက္ရြာခဲ့

အဆုံးသတ္က်ၾကိဳးျပတ္ခဲ့ျပီကြယ္ ့။

သူငယ္ခ်င္းရဲ႕႕ ကဗ်ာေလးပါ။

2009-06-25T15:47:00.001+08:00

ပုဆိုးကြၽတ္ျခင္း

ကြၽန္ေတာ္ၾကိဳက္တဲ့အရသာခါးခါး

ေန ့တိုင္းက်ိဳးေနက်သီလတစ္ပါး

သုရာေမရယ

ဘူ....တာေတြကစ

အလုပ္ကပြဲစား

ဂ်ပိုးနဲ႕လိပ္ဇယား

ဒီလိုနဲ႕မုသား

က်ိဳးျပန္ျပီေပါ့ေနာက္တစ္ပါး

ေသြးလြန္တုပ္ေကြး

အရြယ္မွမေရြးပဲ

လက္ထဲကျခင္႐ိုက္တံထဲ

တစ္ေကာင္ျပီးတစ္ေကာင္မိ

ဒီတခါ..ပါဏာတိ

လူအလစ္မွာယူမိခဲ့တာပါ

ဓတ္ပုံပိုင္ရွင္သူငယ္ခ်င္းေရ

ဒီေနရာကေနေတာင္းပန္လိုက္ပါရဲ ့

အခ်စ္ေၾကာင္ ့ျဖစ္ခဲ့ရတဲ့ေစာရ

က်ဴးလြန္မိတာ..အဒိႏၷ

လူေတြက်ပ္တဲ့ဘက္စ္ကားထဲ

အတိုးေကာင္းတဲ့က်ိဳးတစ္ေခ်ာင္း

ေဘးနားလာျပီးၿငဳတုတု

ကြၽန္ေတာ္စိတ္ကခပ္ႏုႏု

မျဖစ္ေခ်ဘူး...ဒါ

ဒါ...ကာေမသု

KEY

ဒီကဗ်ာေလးဖတ္ျပီးကြၽန္ေတာ္ ့လိုပုဆိုးမကြၽတ္ေအာင္ေရွာင္က်ဥ္ၾကပါ

ငါးပါးသီလကိုခါးဝတ္ပုဆိုးကဲ့သို ့ျမဲၾကပါ

သူငယ္ခ်င္းရဲ႕႕ ကဗ်ာေလးပါ။

2009-06-18T23:49:00.000+08:00

I have rented a 2+1 flat in Bedok.

I will sub let 1 common room for males.

S$350 per person for 2 persons
S$300 per person for 3 persons
inclusive of PUB, internet ,allowed cooking, airy, high-floor, Can move in 1st July. Two bus-stops away from bedok MRT.

pls reply this post if interested.

thanks.

2009-06-16T10:44:00.002+08:00

Do you speak Singlish lah?

By yuki

SINCE arriving in Singapore two years ago, I have heard many people speak English in different styles; some with an Indian or Chinese or Malay accent. The variety of accents has created a lot of difficulties in communication with people saying such things as ‘...ready finished lah?’ to mean ‘Have you finished it yet’. Such questions can be confusing and require additional explanation from the speaker.

Whilst language confusion is often quite funny, it can also cause occasional distress. The first flat I occupied in Singapore was shared by the Singaporean owner. I remember returning one day to find the owner washing my dishes in the sink. When he saw me he said ‘Hey, you never wash your dishes’, with a large smile on his face. This made me angry because I was always very good about washing the dirty dishes immediately after eating and I was about to explain this to him when his smile gave me reason to pause and consider. When my husband came back from work I told him the story and he laughed, saying ‘He didn’t mean you never washed them, he meant you didn’t do it this one time.”

Such incidents have convinced me to avoid using Singlish (Singapore-English) wherver possible, even though I am not a native English speaker. Singapore is a multicultural country so English is always going to be spoken in a diverse manner, but being from Myanmar, I’m saddened to see compatriots lapse into Singlish.

For example, one day I overheard a phone conversation led by one of my Myanmar colleagues in our apartment, which is shared by six tenants including my family. She kept saying ‘Ya lah. Ya lah...’ At first, I thought she was having a conversation with a Myanmar friend using the Myanmar language since ‘Ya lar, ya lar’ in Myanmar means, ‘Can you get it?’. But later on she also spoke in Singlish and I realised she was actually speaking with her Singaporean friend.

Myanmar nationals living in Singapore have varying levels of proficiency in the English language so it is easy for Singlish to creep into their speech. This is to be expected but what I have found surprising is the enthusiasm with which Myanmar nationals embrace Singlish, lapsing into phrases such as ‘Bye bye lah’.

For the most part though, the mix of accents and styles of speaking English are funny rather than frustrating. One of my Myanmar colleagues was quite angry when she was sent a text message by an engineer and spoken English tutor that read ‘I am so shy to be friends with you, you and your friend are so low profile’. My friend thought that low profile meant low standard and that the guy was being rude.

For parents who don’t want their children raised to speak Singlish, living in Singapore obviously presents problems. The only solution that we can think of is to send our child to an international school to be taught by native English speakers, unfortunately this is very expensive.

2009-06-16T10:18:00.000+08:00

Blonde jokes

There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven.

God says, "There are 3,000 steps and I’ll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell."

So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, the brunette laughs and goes to hell.

Then on the 2,000th step God tells a joke, the redhead laughs and goes to hell.

On the 3,000th step God tells a joke, the blonde doesn’t laugh and proceeds to the gate.

Suddenly, she bursts out laughing. God asks, "what are you laughing about?", so she replies, "I just got the first joke!".

မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

2009-06-12T01:53:00.004+08:00

ပထမ သူငယ္ခ်င္းရဲ႔ ေနာက္ထပ္ကဗ်ာတစ္ပုဒ္။ ခံစားေပးပါဦး။His pen name is KEY.

ေငြ

အလို.....ေငြတဲ့လား
ခင္ဗ်ားလည္းခိုက္တယ္
ကြၽႏု္ပ္လည္းခိုက္တယ္
တခ်ိဳ ့ျပိဳလဲသြားၾက
တခ်ိဳ ့ပိုျမဲသြားၾက
ေမာင္နဲ႕ႏွမ
လင္နဲ႕မယား
အိုးစားေတြကြဲ၊ဓားေတြစြဲလို ့။
မာနေတြျပိဳက်
အမွန္တရားကိုအေမွာင္ခ်
ဒီလိုနဲ႕....
အူမေပ်ာ့လို ့
သီလေလ်ာ ့ခဲ့တဲ့ေန ့စြဲမ်ား။
ေလာဘ၊ေဒါသ၊ေမာဟ
သက္ျပင္းေတြဖရိုဖရဲခ်
လူတန္းေစ ့ေနဖို ့
မုသားစုေနလို ့
မလြယ္ပါဘူး
သူမပါလည္းမျပီးဘူး။
ဒီလိုနဲ႕........
ဒီလိုနဲ႕............
...............
လူမိုက္နဲ႕ေငြ
အခုက်ေတာ့လဲ
အမ်က္ေတာ္ေျပ။ ။

KEY

2009-06-02T21:02:00.000+08:00

ကၽြန္မနာမည္နဲ႔ ဘေလာ႔ခ္တင္ထားၿပီး သူ႔ခ်ည္းပဲေရးေနေတာ႔ ဘယ္ျဖစ္မလဲေနာ႔.... ကၽြန္မလည္းေရးအုံးမယ္။ ကုိယ္႔ကုိကုိယ္မ႑ာပ္တုိင္တက္လုိက္အုံးမယ္.. ကၽြန္မက ကုိေအာင္ဒင္ရဲ႔အၾကင္မယား ယုကီပါ။ အမ်ားသိတဲ႔အတုိင္း သမီးကေလးတစ္ေယာက္ရွိတယ္ေလ။
သမီးကေလးဆုိလုိ႔ သမီးကုိ ျမန္မာျပည္ျပန္ေမြးတုန္းက ျမန္မာျပည္မွာၾကဳံခဲ႔ရတဲ႔အျဖစ္အပ်က္ကေလးတစ္ခုေ၀မွ်ခ်င္တယ္။ အဓိကေျပာျပခ်င္တာကေတာ႔ ျပည္သူ႔၀န္ထမ္းတစ္ေယာက္ျဖစ္ေပမဲ႔ ျပည္သူေတြကုိ ကူညီခ်င္စိတ္မရွိတဲ႔ ေဆးခန္း၀န္ထမ္းတစ္ေယာက္အေၾကာင္းေ၀မွ်ခ်င္ယုံ သက္သက္ပါ။
ခ်စ္စရာသမီးေလးကုိ ၿပီးခဲ႔တဲ႔ႏွစ္ ေဖေဖၚ၀ါရီလ က အက္စ္အက္စီေဆးရုံမွာ ခဲြစိတ္ေမြးဖြားခဲ႔ပါတယ္။ သြားရလာရအဆင္ေျပေအာင္ အမိ်ဳးသားရဲ႔အိမ္နဲ႔ မနီးမေ၀း အက္စ္အက္စ္စီမွာ ေမြးဖြားခဲ႔တာပါ။ သမီးေလးကုိေမြးၿပီး သူေလး လသားအရြယ္ဖြ႔ြံၿဖိဳးတုိးတက္မႈအတြက္ သမီးေမြးတုန္းက ၾကည္႔ရႈေပးခဲ႔တဲ႔ ကေလးဆရာ၀န္တစ္ေယာက္ဆီမွာ ဆက္လက္ ျပသခဲ႔ပါတယ္။ အရင္ကေပါ႔ေပါ႔ေနၿပီး ဘာမွသိပ္မေလ႔လာထားတဲ႔ ကၽြန္မတစ္ေယာက္ အဲဒီအခိ်န္က်မွပဲ ကေလးကုိ ကာကြယ္ေဆးထုိးႏွံဖို႔ မိခင္ႏုိ႔ပဲ တုိက္ဖုိ႔ အစရွိတဲ႔ ကိစၥ၀ိစၥေတြ နားလည္စျပဳရုံျဖစ္လာတဲ႔အခ်ိန္ေပါ႕... ဒါနဲ႔ပဲ သမီးကေလး ၁၄ရက္သမီးအရြယ္မွာ ေဆးခန္းတစ္ခါျပန္ျပရပါတယ္. အရာရာအဆင္ေျပလားေပါ႔။
အကူအေဒၚႀကီးနဲ႔အတူ ေဆးခန္းသြားျပ ၿပီးေတာ႔ ဆရာ၀န္ကတစ္လခဲြသမီးအရြယ္က်ရင္ ျပန္လာဖုိ႔ခ်ိန္းေပးပါတယ္။ သမီးကေလးရဲ႔ ကုိယ္အေလးခ်ိန္က သိသိသာသာ မတက္လာတဲ႔အတြက္ ဆရာ၀န္က အားေဆးညႊန္ေပး၊ အျခားလုိအပ္တဲ႔ေဆးေတြလည္းညႊန္ေပးလုိက္ပါတယ္။
ဆရာ၀န္ခ်ိန္းတဲ႔အတုိင္း တစ္လခဲြအရြယ္သမီးေလးကုိပုိက္ၿပီး ကာကြယ္ေဆးထုိးႏွံၿပီးေငြရွင္းေတာ႔ ငါးေသာင္းေက်ာ္ရွင္းလုိက္ရေတာ႔ သမီးေလးကုိယ္အေလးခ်ိန္တက္လာလုိ႔ ေပ်ာ္ေနတဲ႔ ကၽြန္မ အေတာ္ေလးမ်က္လုံးျပဴးသြားတယ္။ အိမ္ျပန္ေရာက္ၿပီး ခင္ပြန္းသည္ဆီက ဖုန္းလာတဲ႔အခါ သူက စကၤာပူအိမ္ေဘးခန္းက အစ္မက ေဒသႏၳရေဆးခန္းမွာ သြားထုိးရင္ တစ္ျပားမွေပးစရာ မလုိတဲ႔အေၾကာင္းေျပာျပတယ္လုိ႔ဆုိပါတယ္။
အဲဒီေတာ႔ ကၽြန္မ သမီးကေလး ႏွစ္လခဲြအရြယ္က်ရင္ ေဒသႏၳရေဆးခန္းမွာကာကြယ္ေဆးထုိးႏွံႏုိင္ဖုိ႔ စိုင္းျပင္းေတာ႔တာေပါ႔။ ေနျပင္းျပင္းပူေနတဲ႔ ဧၿပီေနကုိ ဂရုမထားပဲ သမီးကေလးအိပ္ခ်ိန္မွာ မနီးမေ၀းမွာရွိတဲ႔ ေဒသႏၳရ ေဆးခန္းကုိ အမ်ဳိးသားရဲ႕ ႀကီးႀကီးနဲ႔အတူခ်ီတက္ခဲ႔ပါတယ္။ ေမွာင္ေမွာင္မည္းမည္း အခန္းက်ဥ္းကေလးတစ္ခုထဲမွာထုိင္ေနတဲ႔ သူနာျပဳဆရာမႀကီးတစ္ေယာက္နဲ႔ အဆင္သင္႔ေတြ႔ၿပီး အက်ဳိးအေႀကာင္းရွင္းျပေတာ႔ သူက ေနာက္တစ္ပတ္သမီးကေလးႏွစ္လခဲြအရြယ္လာခဲ႔ဖုိ႔ခ်ိန္းပါတယ္။ မွတ္မွတ္ရရ နာဂစ္မတုိင္ခင္တစ္ရက္ေပါ႔။

ခ်ိန္းထားတဲ႔မနက္မွာ နာဂစ္အစပ်ဳိးမုိးဖဲြဖဲြေအာက္မွာ (အဲဒီတုန္းကေတာ႔ ေၾကာက္မယ္ဖြယ္ မုန္တုိင္းအစပ်ဳိးမွန္းမသိပဲ) သမီးကေလးရဲ႔အဖုိးနဲ႔ အတူသမီးကေလးပုိက္ကာေရာက္သြားေတာ႔ပါတယ္။ သမီးေလးကုိ ေဆးမထုိးခင္ ၀န္ထမ္းတစ္ေယာက္ညႊန္ျပတဲ႔႔ အခန္းထဲ၀င္ၿပီး ေဆးခန္းစာအုပ္ဖုိးေပးၿပီး စာအုပ္လုပ္ရတယ္။ ၿပီးေတာ႔သူက ကေလးကုိအနီးမွာရွိတဲ႔ အ၀တ္ပုခက္ထဲထည္႔ဖုိ႔ညႊန္ျပတဲ႔အတြက္ ကၽြန္မအူေၾကာင္ေၾကာင္နဲ႔ထည္႔လုိက္ေတာ႔ ကေလးကုိယ္အေလးခ်ိန္ခိ်န္တာတဲ႔။။ကတၱားနဲ႔ပုခက္ကုိခ်ိတ္ထားၿပီး ကုိယ္အေလးခ်ိန္ခ်ိန္ေပးတာတဲ႔ ...အ႔ံေရာ...

အဲ..ၿပီးေတာ႔ သဲအိတ္ေတြဆင္႔ခင္းထားတဲ႔လမ္းအတုိင္း ေခ်ာ္မလဲေအာင္ေလွ်ာက္သြားၿပီးတစ္ျခားအခန္းထဲကုိ ၀င္ရျပန္တယ္။ ဟုိတစ္ေန႔က ကၽြန္မတုိ႔ သြားခဲ႔တဲ႔အခန္းပဲ. အခန္းထဲမွာေတာ႔ ဟုိေန႔ကနဲ႔မတူပဲ ဆရာ၀န္ကုတ္ ၀တ္ထားတဲ႔ အမ်ဳိးသမီးတစ္ေယာက္၊ သူနာျပဳ၀တ္စုံအနီ၀တ္ထားတဲ႔ ဆရာမသုံးေယာက္ထုိင္ေနပါတယ္။ကၽြန္မတုိ႔ေတြ႔ခဲ႔တဲ႔ သူနာျပဳဆရာမေတာ႔မေတြ႔ခဲ႔ပါဘူး။

သမီးကေလးရဲ႔ ရာဇ၀င္ကုိ ယူတဲ႔အခါ ဆရာ၀န္မေလးက ကာကြယ္ေဆးထုိးၿ႔ပီးတဲ႔ ရာဇ၀င္ကုိသိလုိတဲ႔အတြက္ ကၽြန္မက အက္စ္အက္စ္စီေဆးမွတ္တမ္းကုိထုတ္ေပးတဲ႔အခါ ဆရာ၀န္မေလးက ငါးမ်ဳိးစပ္ေဆးကုိ သိပ္နားမလည္တဲ႔အတြက္ သူနာျပဳဆရာမတစ္ေယာက္က စာအုပ္ ဆဲြယူ ဖတ္ၾကည္႔ လုိက္ၿပီး“ ေျသာ္ ကေလးအထူးကုနဲ႔ အျပင္ေဆးခန္မွာျပထားတာပဲ. ဘယ္ေလာက္ေပးလိုက္ရလဲ“ လုိ႔ ျပဳံးတုံးတုံးနဲ႔ လွမ္းေမးပါတယ္။

သူဘာေျပာခ်င္တာကုိ သိပ္နားမလည္တဲ႔ ကၽြန္မက ထုံးစံအတုိင္း အစအဆုံးရွင္းျပၿပီးေတာ႔ အဲဒီဆရာမကပဲ ”အဲဒီေဆးခန္းမွာပဲ သြားထုိးလုိက္ပါ။သူတုိ႔က မထုိးေပးဘူးဆုိေတာ႔မွ ျပန္လာေပါ႔“ညစ္ၿပဳံးၿပံဴး ၿပီး ေျပာပါတယ္။ .. ကဲ ကၽြန္မလည္းဘာမွမတတ္ႏုိင္ပဲ ျပန္လာရပါေတာ႔တာေပါ႔။ ဒါ သူတိုေခတ္ေလ...

ေဒသႏၱရေဆးခန္းေတြမွာရွိတဲ႔ ဒီေဆးေတြဟာ ျမန္မာႏုိင္ငံက ကေလးေတြကုိ ကေလးေရာဂါေတြက ကာကြယ္ႏုိင္ဖုိ႔ ယူနီဆက္ဖ္က ေပးလႈထားတာပါ။ ယူနီဆက္ဖ္မွာ သူငယ္ခ်င္းရွိလုိ႔လွမ္းအေၾကာင္းၾကားခ်င္ေပမဲ႔ အခ်င္းမမ်ားခ်င္ေတာ႔တဲ႔အတြက္ ကေလးေဆးေတြကုိ ျပေနက်ေဆးခန္းမွာပဲ အၿပီးသတ္ထုိးႏွံလုိ႔ စကၤာပူကုိပဲ သမီးေလးနဲ႔အတူ ျမန္းႀကႊလာခဲ႔ပါေတာ႔တယ္။ အျပန္လမ္းေပၚမွာ နာဂစ္ဒဏ္ေၾကာင္႔ အေဆာက္အအုံပုံစံပ်က္ေနတဲ႔ ေဒသႏၱရေဆးခန္းကုိ လွမ္းေမွ်ာ္ၾကည္႔ရင္း ကၽြန္မလုိ မိခင္ဘယ္ႏွစ္ေယာက္ေလာက္ ဒီလုိေတြ႔ၾကံဳရလဲလုိ႔ ေတြးမိေနခဲ႔ပါတယ္။

2009-06-02T15:53:00.011+08:00

ေဖာင္း...
အား...ရက္စက္လိုက္တာ သမီးရယ္။
ျဖစ္ပံုက ဒီလို။ မေန႕က သမီး နဲနဲဖ်ားလို႔ ညက်ရင္ ေကာင္းေကာင္းမအိပ္ပဲနဲ႔
တစ္နာရီျခား တစ္ခါေလာက္ ႏိုးႏးိုၿပီး သူ႕အေမႏို႔ကို စို႔ေနတတ္တာ။
သမီးက ႏို႔စို႔ရင္ သူ႔ ပံုစံက ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ အိပ္သလို အလ်ားလိုက္ မအိပ္ပဲ အေဖနဲအေမၾကားမွာ ကိုယ္ႀကီးကို ကန္႔လန္႔ျဖတ္ၿပီး အိပ္တတ္တယ္။ ေနာက္ၿပီး ေျခေထာက္ကလဲ အၿငိမ္မေနဘူး။ ေျခေထာက္နဲ႔ ထိေနတဲ့ အရာမွန္သမွ် ကို ကန္ထုတ္လိုက္ ဖေနာင့္နဲ႔ ေပါက္လိုက္ လုပ္ေနတတ္တယ္။

ဒီမနက္ မိုးလင္းခါနီးေတာ့လဲ အဲဒီလိုပဲ ႏို႔စို႔ေနရင္း သိေတာ့သိေနသား သမီးေျခေထာက္က မ်က္ႏွာနားကို
၀ဲေနတယ္ဆိုတာ။ဒါေပမယ့္ မေန႔ညက အိပ္တာ ေနာက္က်ေတာ့ မထႏိုင္ဘူး။သမီးကို ေဆးတိုက္ဖို႔ ေစာင့္ေနတာေၾကာင့္ အိပ္တာေနာက္က်သြားတယ္။

အဲဒီအခ်ိန္မွာပဲ ခ်စ္သမီးရဲ႕ ဖေနာင့္က မ်က္လံုးေပၚကို က်လာေတာ့တာပဲ။
အားယိုးယိုး....... လို႔ ေအာ္ရတဲ့အထိေအာင္ နာတာပါပဲ။
လူလဲ အိပ္ခ်င္စိတ္ေတြ ဘာေတြ ေပ်ာက္သြားတယ္။
ငါေတာ့ ရံုး ေတာင္ သြားႏိုင္ပါ့မလားလို႔ ေတြးမိတယ္။(ရံုးမသြားခ်င္ရင္ ဇတ္လမ္းကို အဲဒီလိုပဲ ဆင္ရတယ္။)
ေနာက္ေတာ့ သမီးကိုယ္ပူကို စမ္းၾကည့္ေတာ့ နဲနဲသက္သာလာသလိုပဲ။ ဒါနဲ႔ ေဆးထပ္တိုက္မယ္ စဥ္းစားေတာ့ မနက္စာ စားၿပီးမွ ေဆးတိုက္တာ ေကာင္းမယ္ဆိုၿပီး "မိန္းမေရ သမီးကို မနက္စာေကၽြးၿပီးမွ ေဆးတိုက္ရင္ေကာင္းမယ္။"
သမီးကႏိုးေနၿပီေလ။
ဒါနဲ႔ မိန္းမက မနက္စာ သြားျပင္ေနတုန္း ကိုယ္လက္သန္႔ရွင္းေရးလုပ္။
သမီးေလးကို မ်က္ႏွာသစ္ေပး။ diaper လဲေပး။ ေနာက္ၿပီး ရံုးကို ခြင့္တိုင္တဲ့ email ပို႔။

"မနက္စာရၿပီ။အျပင္မွာစားမလား၊ အထဲမွာ စားမလား "လို႔ မိန္းမက ေမးေတာ့ "အထဲမွာပဲစားရေအာင္၊ သမီးက ေလတိုက္ခံလို႔ မရဘူး"
ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ ႏွစ္ေယာက္အတြက္က ေပါင္မုန္႔နဲ႔ ၾကက္ဥေက်ာ္။ သမီးက ေပါင္မုန္႔နဲ႔ ေကာ္ဖီ။(ၾကက္ဥေက်ာ္က သမီးကို ရင္ျပည့္ႏိုင္တယ္။ေနမေကာင္းေတာ့ အစာမေျခႏိုင္မွာ စိုးရတယ္၊)

"မေရ။ သမီးကေတာ့ ကိုယ္ပူက်လာၿပီ။ ေနာက္ ေပါင္မုန္႔လဲစားတယ္ေဟ့" မိန္းမကို လွမ္းေျပာေနရင္းက တူတူတူတူ တူတူတူတူ နဲ႔ ဖုန္းက ထမည္လာပါေရာ။

အေစာႀကီးရွိေသးတာ။ဘာေၾကာင့္ ျမည္တာလဲေပါ့။
ဖုန္းေခၚတဲ့ အသံေတာ့ မဟုတ္ဖူး။ Reminder လို ႏိႈးစက္လို အသံမ်ိဳးပဲ။
ဒါနဲ႔ သြားၿပီး ၾကည့္လိုက္ေတာ့....
today is our 2nd anniversary
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အရင္က ဒီလိုေန႔ရက္ေတြကို မေမ့တတ္တဲ့ လူႏွစ္ေယာက္။
အထူးသျဖင့္ ေန႔ရက္ေတြ အျဖစ္အပ်က္ေတြကို မွတ္မွတ္သားသားရွိတဲ့ ကြ်န္ေတာ့္မိန္းမတစ္ေယာက္
အိမ္ေထာင္က်ၿပီး ၂ ႏွစ္ အတြင္းမွာ ေျပာင္းလဲသြားလိုက္ပံုမ်ား။သမီးေဇာနဲ႔ ၂ ေယာက္စလံုး ႏွစ္ပတ္လည္ေန႔ကို ေမ့ေနလိုက္ၾကတာ။
"ဒီမွာၾကည္စမ္း"ဆိုၿပီး မိန္းမကို ဖုန္း reminder ေလးျပလိုက္ေတာ့ .....

ဒီ ဒုတိယပုိင္းက ေတာ႔ ကၽြန္ေတာ႔ ၾကင္သူရဲ႔ ဖိီလင္ေလးပါ...

အင္း သူေျပာသြားသလုိပါပဲ။ ကၽြန္မက အမွတ္တရျဖစ္စရာရက္စဲြေလးေတြကုိ သတိတရ ရွိတတ္ပါတယ္။ တမင္တကာမွတ္သားထားတာမဟုတ္ဘဲ မွတ္မိေနတတ္တာပါ.. (အရင္တုန္းက... အိမ္ေထာင္မက်ခင္ထိေပါ႔) အေဖဆုံးတဲ႔ ရက္စဲြ ... ကၽြန္မအႏွစ္သက္ဆုံးအလုပ္၀င္တဲ႔ ရက္ ... သူနဲ႔ စႀကိဳက္တဲ႔ ရက္ စသျဖင္႔ ေပါ႔.. ဒါေပမဲ႔ ကၽြန္မတုိ႔ အိမ္ေထာင္က်ၿပီးေနာက္ပုိင္း အထူးသျဖင္႔ သမီးကေလးေမြးၿပီးေနာက္ပုိင္း ကၽြန္မ အရာ ရာ ကုိ ေမ႔ေလ်ာ႔တတ္လာပါတယ္။
ဒီမနက္လည္း မေန႔ညက အဖ်ားတက္လုိ႔ ေကာင္းေကာင္းမအိပ္ႏုိင္တဲ႔ သမီးကေလးအေၾကာင္းေတြးရင္း... ဒီေန႔ ဟာ ကၽြန္မတုိ႔အတြက္ အလြန္အေရးပါတဲ႔ ေန႔တစ္ေန႔ ျဖစ္တယ္ဆုိတာ အလုိလုိေမ႔ေလ်ာေနပါတယ္. သမီးေလး ဘယ္လုိသက္သာေအာင္ ေရပတ္၀တ္ပဲ နဖူးေပၚတင္ရမလား အပူက်ေဆးတုိက္ရမလား.. ေသြးလြန္တုပ္ေကြးဆုိရင္ ဘယ္လုိလုပ္ရမလဲ ဆုိၿပီး တမနက္လုံးေတြးေနမိတယ္
ဖုန္း က reminder ေလးကုိ သူလာျပေတာ႔ အလုိလုိၿပဳံးရယ္မိရင္း လြန္ခဲ႔တဲ႔ ႏွစ္ႏွစ္က ကၽြန္မတုိ႔ ပုံရိပ္ေတြ ျပန္ျမင္ေယာင္လာပါတယ္...

ကၽြန္မရဲ႔ ၾကင္သူက ေၾကြေရာင္ေတာက္ေနတဲ႔ ရွပ္အက်ီအေပၚက နက္တုိင္ ဒီဇုိင္းလွလွပတ္ၿပီး စတုိင္လ္ေဘာင္းဘီအနက္နဲ႔ သပ္သပ္ရပ္ရပ္ညွပ္ထားတဲ႔ ဆံပင္တုိတုိေထာင္ေထာင္ေလးေတြနဲ႔ သန္႔စင္ေတာက္ပေနခဲ႔တာ (သူ႔သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြက ဘဲ ႀကီးက သန္႔ျပန္႔ေနတာပဲလုိ႔ ေျပာယူရတဲ႔ အထိ)... ကၽြန္မကလည္း ကုိယ္နဲ႔ အတိခ်ုဳပ္ထားတဲ႔ ေရႊအုိေရာင္၀မ္းဆက္ကုိ ပု၀ါေလးနဲ႔ ဆံပင္ကုိလည္း သပ္သပ္ရပ္ရပ္စည္းေႏွာင္လုိ႔ မ်က္ႏွာကုိလည္း အဆင္ေျပေအာင္လိမ္းခ်ယ္ထားခဲ႔တာ..
တစ္ေယာက္နဲ႔ တစ္ေယာက္ လက္စြပ္၀တ္ေပးရင္း လက္ထပ္က်မ္းက်ိ္န္တဲ႔အခုိက္ ႏွစ္ေယာက္စလုံး ရင္ေတြ တဆတ္ဆတ္ခုန္တဲ႔ အထိ စိတ္လႈပ္ရွားေနခဲ႔ၾကတာ.. သူက ကၽြန္မရဲ႔ လက္ႏွစ္ဖက္ကုိ ဆဲြယူ အုပ္မုိးႀကည္႔ ကၽြန္မကလည္း ျပန္ေမာ႔ၾကည္႔ရင္း solemniser တုိင္ေပးတဲ႔ အတုိင္းလုိက္ရြတ္ေနမိတုန္း စိတ္လႈပ္ရွားေနၾကတာ ေဘးပတ္၀န္းက်င္က လူေတြကိုေမ႔သြားတဲ႔အထိပါပဲ...

ဒါေပမဲ႔ ..ဒီမနက္ အဲဒီလုိ အခ်ိန္မွာေတာ႔ ကၽြန္မတုိ႔ အဲဒီလုိ စိတ္ကူးယဥ္ဖုိ႔ ေနေနသာသာ.. ေနေကာင္းခါစ သမီးေလးကို အလယ္မွာထားလုိ႔ ကၽြန္မကလည္း ညက၀တ္ထားတဲ႔အက်ီ.. ဆံပင္ေတြကုိလည္းေခါင္းေပၚဖရုိဖရဲ ပစ္တင္လုိ႔... မ်က္ႏွာအေျပာင္သားနဲ႔ သူကလည္း မ်က္ႏွာေတာ႔သစ္ထားပါရဲ႕ အိပ္ေရးပ်က္မ်က္လုံးေတြနဲ႔ ေခါင္းအုံးကုိ မွီလုိ႔...

မႏွစ္က 1st anniversary တုန္းကလည္း ကၽြန္မနဲ႔႔ သမီးကလည္း ျပန္ေရာက္ခါစ သမီးကလည္း သိပ္ငယ္ေသးေတာ႔ ရြာလည္ေနတဲ႔အခ်ိန္ဆုိေတာ႕ ေနာက္ႏွစ္ရက္ေလာက္ၾကာမွ သတိရၾကတာပါပဲ။

ရုပ္ရွင္ေတြတဲမွာေတာ႔ ဒီႏွစ္ပတ္လည္ရက္ကုိ တခမ္းတနားနဲ႔ က်င္းပၾက.. ဒါမွမဟုတ္ အျပင္ထြက္ေလွ်ာက္လည္ၾကနဲ႔ အားက်စရာ ေပ်ာ္စရာေပါ႔ ...
'phone reminder' ေလးကုိ ၾကည္႔ရင္း သူက “This is lfe" လုိ႔ ခပ္တုိးတုိးေရရႊတ္တာ ၾကားလုိက္မိပါရဲ႕..

Thanks for reading this.
ေအာင္ဒင္ + ယုကီ (အိမ္ေထာင္သက္ ဒုတိယႏွစ္ပတ္လည္ အမွတ္တရ)
မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

2009-05-31T14:44:00.005+08:00

Movies

ရုပ္ရွင္ေတြ တင္မယ္တင္မယ္နဲ႔ မတင္ျဖစ္ဖူး။

အခုမွပဲ တင္ရေတာ့မယ္။
mediafire link ေတြပဲျဖစ္ဖို႔ မ်ားပါတယ္။

Movie's name: 3:10 To Yuma
Starring: Russell Crowe

download from

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=6d6eb05433b593b8e5c3dee5769931ecdc0d6f9188b14d2cb8eada0a1ae8665a

Download FFSJ to join the files from here.
password to join the files is sharingcentre.info

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ေနာက္တစ္ကားက
Movie's name: American Gangster
Starring: Denzel washington, Russell Crowe

download from

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=e00ecd198a9e0b578c9e7c56ba37815fd4ebc00d221cb813Download FFSJ to join the files from here.
password to join the files is sharingcentre.info

will update later
enjoy.
aung din.

2009-05-29T10:53:00.003+08:00

Finally champions league final was over.

Man united was defeated 2 Nil by Barcelona.
What can I say?
Better say nothing because I was very upset about the result.But i have to admit that Man United didn't played well while Barca played very well especially in group playing.
Etto was really quick to score a goal when Vidic failed to stop him in the penalty box.
And Messi's flying header was also amazing.
Worst player in Man United: Ryan Giggs and Alex Ferguson.
Ferguson's squad was not good enough to beat Barcelona.
Sigh!
I'll stop here.
Let's move on to next year.
Cheers Reds.

2009-05-27T10:03:00.005+08:00

သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ေယာက္ရဲ႔ ကဗ်ာေလးပါ။ ခံစားေပးပါဦး။

ေသမင္း
ေငြေၾကးနဲ႕အာဏာကိုဂ႐ုမစိုက္တဲ ့ေကာင္
အခ်ိန္ရွိတိုင္းတေယာက္ျပီးတေယာက္
ျပန္လည္သိမ္းပိုက္လို ့

ေဟာဟိုမွာ
မ်က္ေဒါင္ ့နီၾကီးနဲ ့
ၾကည့္ေနလိုက္ပံုက
ခင္ဗ်ားလားကြၽန္ေတာ္လား
တေန ့ေတာ့ေသခ်ာတယ္

KEY
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2009-05-25T16:34:00.000+08:00

A woman went to her priest with a problem...

from Joke of the Day

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "

"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"

credit to igoogle

2009-05-25T16:32:00.000+08:00

Cracking the Human Resource Code

from Joke of the Day

COMPETITIVE SALARY
Most of our competitors don't pay much either.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
You'll be here very late, very often -- might as well be comfortable.

"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
Your first four projects are already way overdue.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Did we mention that you'll be here very late, very often? And most weekends.

"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.

"CAREER-MINDED"
Female applicants must be childless.

"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly, that position has already been filled.

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
This job listing is just a legal formality. The position was filled by some executive's nephew.

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
Due to consolidation, you'll be replacing three people.

"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
This company is a total mess.

"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have all the responsibilities of upper management, without the pay, title or respect.

"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Listen to management, figure out what they want, don't ask too many questions and get the sh*t done.

credit to igoogle

2009-05-25T16:30:00.001+08:00

Job Fair

from Joke of the Day

A jock and a geek applying for the same job.

The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job."

So they took the test and the next day they came back to see who the boss chose. "Well," he said, "Both of you got the same score except I'm going to choose the geek."

The jock complained, "Don't you think that's prejudice or something?"

"Well," the boss said, "Let me tell you what happened. Both of your papers were right all the way through until the last question came up, and the geek answered 'I don't know,' and then when I looked at your paper, you answered, 'Me either'.

credit to igoogle

2009-05-25T16:22:00.001+08:00

Meeting the Parents

from Joke of the Day

A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner she wants to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack.

That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

credit to igoogle

2009-05-25T16:20:00.001+08:00

Happy Butt

from Joke of the Day

A teacher asks the new student her name. The girl replies, "Happy Butt."

The teacher says, "I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."

The girl goes to the principal's office and he asks, "What's your name?" The little girl says, "Happy Butt."

The principal calls the girl's mother to get the truth. After getting off the phone, he says, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt."

The girl exclaims, "Glad Ass -- Happy Butt -- what's the difference?"

credit to igoogle

2009-05-25T16:16:00.000+08:00

Rules For Work

from Joke of the Day

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.

3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training in case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs.

5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is priority. I am psychic.

6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.

7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.

8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.

9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.

10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.

11. Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your life and send you straight to managers' hell.

12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so much taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager.

13. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I'm not here for the money anyway.

credit to igoogle

2009-05-17T12:50:00.005+08:00

Since I am a man united fan,
I think I should upload this for those who missed the celebration part after Man united vs Arsenal match.
pls enjoy the video though it was in Arabic language.
Glory glory!!!!

Forever Man united fan.

Post Match celebration 16-May-2009!!

2009-05-12T14:48:00.003+08:00

ဘေလာခ့္ဆိုတာ ကိုယ့္ အတြက္ ေဖာက္ခြဲစရာေနရာမ်ား ျဖစ္ေနမလားလို႔ တစ္ခါတေလ ေတြးမိတယ္။
ကိုယ့္ ဘေလာခ့္ ကိုယ္ၾကည့္လိုက္ရင္ စိတ္ညစ္စရာ ပိုစ္ေတြ အမ်ားသားလားလို႔။
ေျပာမယ္ဆိုရင္လဲ ေျပာခ်င္စရာပဲကိုး။မထူးေတာ့ပါဘူး။ေျပာလက္စနဲ႔ ထပ္ေျပာလိုက္ဦးမယ္။ :P

အခုေလာေလာဆယ္ ေခါင္းထဲေရာက္ေနတာက အခြန္ကိစၥပဲ။
PR ဆို တစ္လကို $120 က ေန တျပားမွ မေလွ်ာ့ဘူးဆိုပဲ။(အဆိပ္ပင္ေရမေလာင္းခ်င္ဘူးပဲေျပာပါရေစ။ hard-earn money ေတြပါ။)
citizen ပဲ ေျပာင္းရင္ေကာင္းမလား ေတာင္ေတြးေျမာက္ေတြး ေတြးၾကည့္ေနမိတယ္။
ျမန္မာျပည္ကိုေတာ့ ခ်စ္ပါတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ........... သမီးေလးေရွ႕ေရး၊ မိသားစု ေရွ႕ေရးက ရွိေသးတယ္။
ဒါေပမယ့္ ဒီတိုင္းျပည္က အစစအရာရာ အဆင္ေျပသလိုရွိေပမယ့္ ကိုယ္ခ်င္းစာတရား ေမတၱာတရား ေခါင္းပါးလြန္းသလားလို႔။
သမီးေလးကိုေတာ့ ျမန္မာအသိုင္းအ၀ိုင္းမွာပဲ ႀကီးျပင္းေစခ်င္တယ္။ ဒါမွ ျမန္မာဆိုတာ၊ ျမန္မာ့ယဥ္ေက်းမႈဆိုတာ၊ ဗုဒၶဘာသာဆိုတာ ဘာလဲဆိုတာ သိရမွာ။အနည္းဆံုးေတာ့ ျမန္မာစကားကို ေရေရလည္လည္ ေျပာတတ္ရမယ္....

ေနာက္ထပ္ေခါင္းထဲ ၀င္လာတာတစ္ခုက ျမန္မာေတြ အထူးသျဖင့္ ဗုဒၶဘာသာ၀င္ အေတာ္မ်ားမ်ား ကၽြန္ေတာ္အပါအ၀င္ေပါ့ ဘာသာျခားဆိုရင္ အျမင္တစ္မ်ိဳးနဲ႔ ၾကည့္ခ်င္ၾကတယ္။
ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ ကိုးကြယ္တဲ့ ျမတ္စြာဘုရားသခင္ က လူမ်ိဳးေရး ဘာသာေရး ခြဲျခားဖို႔ မဆံုးမထားပါဘူး။
ေလာဘ၊ေဒါသ၊ေမာဟ ကင္းေ၀းေအာင္၊ စိတ္ခ်မ္းသာေအာင္ က်င့္ဖို႔ပဲ နည္းလမ္းေပးခဲ့ တာ ဘာျဖစ္လို႔မ်ား လူမ်ိဳးေရးခြဲ ျခားတဲ့အျမင္မ်ား ရွိေနရပါလိမ့္။ကၽြန္ေတာ့္ စိတ္ထဲက လူမ်ိဳးေရး ဘာသာေရးခြဲျခားတဲ့အျမင္ ဘယ္ေတာ့မ်ားမွ ပ်က္ျပယ္သြားမလဲလို႔ ေတြးမိရင္း...

ျမန္မာျပည္သူျပည္သားမ်ား က်န္းမာခ်မ္းသာၾကပါေစ။ လူမိုက္မ်ားေဘးမွ ကင္းေ၀းပါေစ။

2009-04-14T11:14:00.004+08:00

ပါ၀င္ခဲ့ေသာ project မ်ား

www.club21shop.com
www.supernature.com.sg

ေအာင္ဒင္

မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

2009-04-14T11:00:00.003+08:00

ညီငယ္ေတာ့ အလုပ္ၿပန္ရသြားၿပီ။

ကံတရာက ဆန္းက်ယ္ပါဧ။္
အားၾကိဳးမာန္တက္နဲ႔ စလံုးမွာ ကုပ္ကပ္ အလုပ္ရွာရင္း ကံေကာင္းေထာက္မစြာနဲ႔ အလုပ္ျပန္ရသြားပါၿပီ။
အျမတ္ကေတာ့ မေလးရွားမွာ stay ေရွာင္ရင္း KL နဲ႔ အပန္းေျဖကမ္းေျခ ကိုပါေရာက္ခဲ့ပါေၾကာင္း။
ကၽြန္ေတာ့္ညီ အလုပ္ရွာေနတဲ့ ေတာက္ေလွ်ာက္ သမၼဗုေဒၶ ကို အဓိဌာန္နဲ႔ ပုတီး စိတ္ခဲ့ပါတယ္။
ယံုၾကည္သူမ်ား လိုက္လုပ္ႏိုင္ပါေၾကာင္း။

လုပ္ရမွာက ဘုရားေရွ႕မွာ တစ္ေန႔ကို သမၼဗုေဒၶ ဂါထာ ပုတီး ၁ ပတ္နဲ႔ ၁၀ ရက္ စိတ္ပါမယ္ဆိုတာ ကို အဓိဌာန္ ရမယ္။ ပုတီးစိတ္ေနတုန္း ဂါထာရဲ႕အနက္ကိုပဲ အာရံုျပဳရမယ္။ အလုပ္မရေတာင္ ကုသိုလ္ေတြ တစ္ပံုတစ္ပင္ႀကီး ရႏိုင္တယ္။ ၁၀ ရက္ျပည့္သြားရင္ ကိုယ္က ၁၀ ျပည့္ေအာင္ ပုတီးစိတ္ခဲ့ ပါတယ္ဆိုတာ သစၥာဆိုၿပီး လိုခ်င္တဲ့ reasonable ဆုတစ္ခုေတာင္းေပေတာ့။
အကုသိုလ္ သိပ္မ်ားေနရင္ေတာ့ အဓိဌာန္ ၂ႀကိမ္ ၃ ႀကိမ္ေလာက္ လုပ္ရမယ္။ :D

အဆင္မေျပသူမ်ား အဆင္ေျပႀကပါေစေသာ္၀္
ေအာင္ဒင္
မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

2009-04-14T10:49:00.004+08:00

ေၾသာ္၊ ဘာလိုလိုနဲ႔ သႀကၤန္ေတာင္ ေရာက္ခဲ့ျပန္ေပါ့

ဘာလိုလိုနဲ႔ ေနာက္ထပ္သႀကၤန္တစ္ခု ထပ္ေရာက္ခဲ့ျပန္ၿပီ။

ရန္ကုန္မွာ ဆိုရင္ေတာ့ ၿမိဳ႕ထဲေလာက္ေတာ့ ေရာက္ျဖစ္ပါရဲ႕။

စလံုးမွာဆိုလဲ မိန္းမမရခင္က တိုပိုင္းရိုး ဘုန္းႀကီးေက်ာင္းတို႔ ပန္နင္ဆူလာ ပလာဇာ ေလာက္ေတာ့ ေရာက္ပါရဲ႕။(မိန္းမရလို႔ မေရာက္ေတာ့တာေတာ့ မဟုတ္ရပါ။:D)

ဒီႏွစ္ေတာ့ ဘယ္မွ မေရာက္ျဖစ္ေတာ့ဘူး။

အိမ္ရွင္မကေတာ့ စလံုးသႀကၤန္ မေရာက္ဖူးေတာ့ သြားခ်င္ေနေလရဲ႕။

သမီးေလးကို ၾကည့္ေပးထားမယ္ သြားပါဆိုေတာ့လဲ တစ္ေယာက္ထဲမို႔လို႔တဲ့။ဟုတ္တာေပါ့ေလ။

သႀကၤန္ကို ဘာေၾကာင့္ feel မလာေတာ့လဲဆိုတာ စဥ္းစားရင္း.......

သႀကၤန္မွာ ျမန္မာျပည္သူျပည္သားအေပါင္း ကိုယ္ဧ။္က်န္းမာျခင္း၊ စိတ္ဧ။္ က်န္းမာျခင္းမ်ားနဲ႔ ျပည့္စံုၾကပါေစ။

ေအာင္ဒင္

မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

2009-03-23T23:37:00.006+08:00

2009-03-22T15:25:00.001+08:00

This is the place I get my favourite music.

mymusiz.blogspot.com

best,
aung din

2009-03-22T15:16:00.003+08:00

Hi all,
I'd love to spend my leisure time by watching movies.
I(We) love to watch movies like most of the other people do.

Usually I look for a movie that I want to watch in the forums(mostly myanmarcupid.net, padonma.com) or in the net.

Since last 2,3 months ago I came across these sites where tons of movies are posted and 99% of the download links are from mediafire.
So here is the list of places where I get my favourite movies.

http://themoviescollection.blogspot.com/ (mediafire/rapidshare/others)

http://themoviecollection.blogspot.com/ (mediafire/rapidshare/others)

http://directdownloadheaven.blogspot.com/ (megaupload)

Hope it is useful for you.
Best,
Aung Din

2009-03-06T13:33:00.005+08:00

ခ်စ္စရာေကာင္းတဲ့ သမီးေလး၊ တစ္ႏွစ္ျပည့္သြားၿပီ။

ေယာက်ၤားေလးလားလို႔ ခဏခဏ အေမးခံရတဲ့ သမီးေလး။
စိတ္ဧ။္က်န္းမာျခင္း ကိုယ္ဧ။္ က်န္းမာျခင္း မ်ားနဲ႔ ျပည့္စံုပါေစ။
လူမိုက္မ်ားနဲ႔ မေတြ႕ပါေစနဲ႔။

2009-03-03T10:33:00.005+08:00

အငယ္ေကာင္ေတာ့ ဒီေန႕ မေလးရွားကို လစ္ၿပီ။

အလုပ္က လူေရွာ႔ တဲ့အထဲ ပါသြားေတာ့ အလုပ္ျပန္ရွာတာလဲမရ။ visit pass ကို သက္တန္းျပန္တိုးလို႔ လဲမရ။ ေနာက္ဆံုးေတာ့ မေလးရွား ကိုလစ္ရၿပီ။

ဒီမွာ ေက်ာင္းအပ္လို႔ ေတာ့ရတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ပထမလကို ၈၀၀ ေပးရမယ္။ ေနာက္လေတြကို လစဥ္ ၅၀၀ ေပးရမယ္ ဆိုေတာ့ ေယာက္ဖလုပ္သူက မေလးရွားကိုသြားၿပီး ျပန္၀င္လာတာ ပိုတန္တယ္လို႔ ထင္တာနဲ႔ပဲ KL ကို လစ္ရၿပီ။

စိတ္ပူစရာေတာ့ မရွိေလာက္ပါဘူး။ ဟိုမွာ သူငယ္ခ်င္း တစ္ေယာက္ရဲ႕ အေဖက အလုပ္လုပ္ေနေတာ့ လူလႊတ္ၿပီး ႀကိဳခိုင္းလိုက္လိမ့္မယ္။

ဒီေရာက္ေနတဲ့ အေဖနဲ႔အေမကေတာ့ စိတ္မခ်ျဖစ္ေနေလရဲ႕။
မိန္းခေလးေတြေတာင္ သြားေနတာဆိုေတာ့ ဘာမွမျဖစ္တန္ေကာင္းဘူးထင္ပါရဲ႕။
သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြ အားလံုးလဲအဆင္ေျပၾကပါေစ။

2009-03-02T13:54:00.002+08:00

$၄၂.၅၀ တန္ ေန႔လယ္စာ။

ဒီေန႔မွ ထူးထူးျခားျခား ရံုးကို ထမင္းဘူး ထဲ့မလာဖူး။
၀ယ္စားမယ္ ဆိုၿပီး တရုတ္ဆိုင္မွာ သြားတန္းစီၿပီး ထမင္း၀ယ္စား။ ၿပီးေတာ့ အသီးသြားစားမယ္ဆိုၿပီး အသီးဆိုင္ကိုလစ္၊ အသီးမ၀ယ္ခင္ ေဘးနားဆိုင္မွာ 4D ၀င္ထိုးဦးမွပဲဆိုၿပီး ၀င္ထိုး။
ျပန္ထြက္လာေတာ့မွ ကိုယ့္ပိုက္ဆံအိပ္ ကိုယ္ျပန္စစ္ၾကည့္ေတာ့ ၅၀ တန္ တစ္ရြက္ထဲ့လာတာ ၂ က်ပ္ ပဲက်န္ေတာ့တယ္။ ေသာက္ေခြး... အခုမွ သတိရတယ္ ငါမွာ ပိုက္ဆံ ၄၀ ေက်ာ္ေလာက္ရွိရမွာ ဘယ္ေရာက္သြားပါလိမ့္ ဆိုၿပီး 4D ဆိုင္က ေဒၚႀကီးေတြကို ျပန္ေမး။ မသိဘူးတဲ့။ တပ္ေခါက္ၿပီးျပန္လာ။ ေနာက္မွ ထမင္း ဆိုင္က မိန္းမ ငါ့ကို ၄၀ ေက်ာ္ အမ္းရမဲ့ဟာ ၇ က်ပ္ ခြဲ ပဲ အမ္းလိုက္တယ္ ထင္ၿပီး သြားေျပာေတာ့ သူက ၅၀ တန္ အေႀကြေတြ ေသေသခ်ာခ်ာ အမ္းလိုက္တာ ေသခ်ာတယ္တဲ့။ ၀ယ္သူေတြ ဒီေလာက္မ်ားေနတာ ဘယ္လိုလုပ္ လူနဲ႔ ပိုက္ဆန္ ကို မွတ္မိလဲေတာ့ မသိဘူး
ကိုယ္ကလဲ အိပ္ခ်င္မူးတူးျဖစ္ေနေတာ့ သူပဲတစ္ကယ္ အမ္းလိုက္သလား။ ငါပဲ အိပ္ခ်င္မူးတူးနဲ႔ တစ္ေနရာမွာ က်ခဲ့သလား.... လားေပါင္းမ်ားစြာေပါ့။
ရင္ထဲေတာ့ သိပ္မေကာင္းလိုက္ဖူး။ သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြလဲ သတိထားေပါ့ဗ်ာ။
ေၾသာ္ ၄၂ က်ပ္ခြဲတန္ ေန႔လယ္စာပါလား ဟရို႕။

2008-10-07T10:55:00.000+08:00

Create dynamic sites with PHP & MySQL - Upload a Document to Scribd

2008-09-26T14:53:00.002+08:00

အျဖစ္က မႏွစ္ကနဲ႔ မတူ။သိခ်င္ရင္ဖတ္သာၾကည့္ေပေတာ့။

ဗုဒ္ဓဟူးေန႔က အလုပ္ၿပီးေတာ့ ပန္နီဆူလာမွာ fax ပို႔စရာရွိတာပို႔၊ စာအုပ္ အပ္စရာရွိတာ အပ္ၿပီးေတာ့ ပိုက္ဆံထုတ္ဦး ပါမယ္ေလဆိုၿပီး ၁ ထပ္က POSB ATM Machine ေတြ ရွိရာကို ခ်ီတက္ခဲ့ပါတယ္။
ၾကားရက္ျဖစ္ေနေတာ့ လူသိပ္မရွိဘူး။
အဲဒါနဲ႔ ခဏေလးေစာင့္ၿပီး ကိုယ့္အလွဲ႔ ကို ေရာက္လာေရာ။အ၀င္အ၀က ပထမဦးဆံုး စက္မွာေနာ္။
ဒါနဲ႔ ပိုက္ဆံ ၂၀ ေလာက္ ထုတ္မယ္ဆိုၿပီး ထုတ္ေတာ့ အေႀကြ မရွိဘူး ဦးေလးတဲ့။
၅၀ တန္ထုတ္မလားတဲ့။ ၅၀ တန္ေတာ့ မထုတ္ခ်င္ဘူးေလ။
ဒါေပမယ့္ screen ေပၚမွာ yes ပဲပါတယ္။ No မပါဘူး။
အဲဒါနဲ႔ ဘာရမလဲ စက္ေပၚက Cancel ကို ႏွိပ္လိုက္တာေပါ့။ အဲဒီေတာ့ ကဒ္က ျပန္ထြက္လာတယ္။
ဒါနဲ႔ ေဘးက စက္ကိုေျပာင္းၾကည့္ေတာ့ ၂၀ပဲထပ္ထုတ္တာ ထုတ္လို႔မရဘူးတဲ့။ရွိတဲ့ amount ထက္ ေက်ာ္ေနလို႔တဲ့။
ဒါနဲ႔ လက္က်န္ေငြကို စစ္ၾကည့္လိုက္ေတာ့ အလားလား... ၇ က်ပ္ပဲရွိေတာ့တယ္တဲ့။
တကယ္ ရွိတာက ၅၇ က်ပ္။ ၅၀ ဘယ္ေရာက္သြားပါလိမ့္ေပါ့။

ဒါနဲ႔ ပထမစက္ကို ၾကည့္လိုက္ေတာ့လဲ ဘာမွမေတြ႕ဘူး။
အဲဒီ စက္မွာျပန္စစ္ၾကည့္ေတာ့လဲ ၇က်ပ္ပဲ ျပေနတယ္။
လူလဲ ေတာ္ေတာ္ အူေၾကာင္ေၾကာင္ျဖစ္သြားတယ္။

ငါ့ပိုက္ဆံ ၅၀ ဘယ္ေရာက္သြားလဲဆိုၿပီ အိမ္ျပန္လာတဲ့လမ္းမွာ တႏံုႏံု နဲ႔ စဥ္းစားလာတယ္။
အိမ္ေရာက္ေတာ့ မိန္းမကို ေျပာျပေသးတယ္။ သူကေတာ့ ေနာက္လူယူသြားတာေနမွာဆိုၿပီး ေျပာေနေသးတယ္။
iBanking နဲ႔ ျပန္မစစ္ၾကည့္ရေသးဘူးေလ။

ထမင္းစားေသာက္ ေရခိ်ဳးၿပီးမွပဲ ကိုယ့္အေကာင့္ကို စစ္ၾကည့္လိုက္ေတာ့မွ ပဲ ၅၀ ထုတ္ထားတာေတြ႔ရတယ္။
ဒါနဲ႔ ၂၄ နာရီ ဆက္လို႔ရတဲ့ ဘဏ္ရဲ႕ (DBS) ဖုန္းနံပါတ္လိုက္ ရွာၿပီး ဆက္လိုက္ေတာ့ ဟိုဘက္က တာ၀န္ရွိသူ တစ္ေယာက္နဲ႔ ေတြ႕ရတယ္။(ည ၁၁ နာရီေယာက္ရွိ ၿပီထင္တယ္။)
ဒါနဲ႔ပဲ ျဖစ္ပ်က္ပံုကို ျပန္ေျပာျပရတာ နဲ႔ လူလဲ ေတာ္ေတာ္ ေဒါသထြက္သြားတယ္။ဟိုဘက္ကလူက ပိုက္ဆံ ၅၀ ရသြားလားဆိုၿပီးေမးေနေသးလို႔ ရသြားလို႔ကေတာ့ ငါမင္းကို ပိုက္ဆံအကုန္ခံ အခ်ိန္အကုန္ခံၿပီးေတာ့ ဆက္စရာမရွိဘူးလို႔ ေကာလိုက္ရတယ္။အဲဒီေတာ့မွ သေဘာေပါက္သြားပံုရတယ္။(တကယ္ ေလာင္ကၽြတ္ေနာ္)

ေနာက္ေတာ့ ေက်းဇူးရွင္က အေကာင့္နဲ႔ ပက္သက္တဲ့ ေၾကာင္းေတြေမးပါေတာ့တယ္။
အေကာင္းနံ ပါတ္ အိုင္စီနံပါတ္ ၊ ေနာက္ဆံုးေငြဘယ္ေလာက္ ဘယ္ေနရာမွာ ဘယ္အခ်ိန္ေလာက္မွာ ထုတ္လဲတို႔၊ ဒီအေကာင့္ကို လခ ၀င္တယ္ဆိုရင္ ဘယ္ကုမ္ပဏီက လႊဲတာလဲတို႔ စတာေတြေမးၿပီးေတာ့ ေကာင္းေကာင္ျပန္ေျဖႏိုင္ေတာ့ ေက်နပ္သြားပံုရပါတယ္။ သူက ဒီကိစၥ ကို report တင္လိုက္ပါၿပီတဲ့။ တကယ္ပိုက္ဆံထုတ္ၿပီး မရဘူးဆိုရင္ ကိုယ့္အေကာင့္ထဲကို ျပန္လႊဲေပးပါ့မယ္တဲ့။ 3 working days တဲ့ဗ်ာ။
ဒီေတာ့လဲ Ok ပဲေျပာရတာ္ေပါ့။ ေမးေတာ့ ေမးျဖစ္လိုက္ပါေသးတယ္။ ပန္နီဆူလာက ATM Machine ေတြ ေကာင္းရဲ႕ လားလို႔ေတာ့။

ျပန္မရေလာက္ဖူးလို႔ေတာ့ ထင္တာေပါ့ေလ။
အဲ ေနာက္တစ္ရက္ ၾကာသာပေတးေန႔ ထမင္းစားၿပီးခ်ိန္ေလာက္က်ေတာ့ ဖုန္းကို မက္ေဆ့ခ်္ ၀င္လာတယ္။ ၅၀ ျပန္လႊဲလိုက္ပါၿပီတဲ့။
ဟဲဟဲ။ ဒါနဲ႔ မမွတ္ေသးဘူး ပိုက္ဆံ ၂၀ ေလာက္ ထုတ္လိုက္ေသးတယ္။ဟားဟား။ အခုေတာ့ ရီႏိုင္ၿပီေပါ့ေလ။ ျဖစ္တုန္းကေတာ့ အင္း.....
စလံုးက ေဘာ္ဒါေတြလဲ ဒါမ်ိဳးႀကံဳလာရင္ ဘယ္လိုေျဖရွင္းလို႔ ရတယ္ဆိုတာေလး ေ၀မွ်လိုက္တာပါ။ဆရာလုပ္တာမဟုတ္ပါဗ်ာ။
ကိုယ့္ဘက္က မွန္လို႔ကေတာ့ ဖုန္းသာဆက္။ဘာမွ မေၾကာက္နဲ႔။

အားလံုးအဆင္ေျပၾကပါေစ။
almightyad

2008-09-24T16:50:00.000+08:00

ဘာလိုလိုနဲ႔ ဒီဘေလာ့ ကို ဖြင့္သာဖြင့္ထားၿပီး မေရးျဖစ္တာၾကာၿပီ။
သူမ်ားႏိုင္ငံမွာ လာေနၿပီး အလုပ္လုပ္ရတာ သိပ္မမိုက္ဘူး
အားခ်ိန္လဲ မရွိ။ စရိုက္ကလဲ မတူ။ စကားေျပာတာလဲ မတူ။လက္ဖက္ရည္ ဆိုင္ေတာင္ မတူဘူး။
ရန္ကုန္မွာဆို အလုပ္ပင္ပန္းလဲ ေဘာ္ဒါေတြနဲ႔ ညက်ရင္ ေဒါင္ထိုင္ၿပီး ေတာ္ကီ ပြားလို႔ရေသးတယ္။
ဒီမွာ ေဒါင္သြားထိုင္လို႔ကေတာ့ နားၿငီးၿပီသာမွတ္ေပေတာ့။

ဘာလိုလိုနဲ႔ စလံုးေရာက္တာ ၃ ႏွစ္ေက်ာ္ ေလာက္ရွိသြားၿပီ။ အခုထက္ထိကို သူတို႔ စကားသံေတြကို အသားမက်ႏိုင္ေသးဘူး ျဖစ္ေနတုန္းပဲ။ေဆးလိပ္ေစ်းေတြလဲ တစ္ျဖည္းျဖည္းတက္လာလိုက္တာ..

ျမန္မာေတြလဲ ေတာ္ေတာ္မ်ားလာၿပီ။
ဟိုေနရာလည္း ျမန္မာ ဒီေနရာလည္း ျမန္မာ။ မိုက္တယ္ေနာ္။
ၾကာရင္ စလံုး ကို ျမန္မာေတြ ၀ါးမ်ိဳေတာ့မယ္ထင္တယ္။
ေရးရတာ ပ်င္းလာလို႔ ဒီမွာပဲ ရပ္လိုက္ေတာ့မယ္ဗ်ာ
ေနာက္မွပဲေအးေဆး ေရးေတာ့မယ္။

2006-05-02T15:02:00.000+08:00

Singapore and oldies: March 2006

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