Friday, May 29, 2009
Finally champions league final was over.
Man united was defeated 2 Nil by Barcelona.
What can I say?
Better say nothing because I was very upset about the result.But i have to admit that Man United didn't played well while Barca played very well especially in group playing.
Etto was really quick to score a goal when Vidic failed to stop him in the penalty box.
And Messi's flying header was also amazing.
Worst player in Man United: Ryan Giggs and Alex Ferguson.
Ferguson's squad was not good enough to beat Barcelona.
Sigh!
I'll stop here.
Let's move on to next year.
Cheers Reds.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
A woman went to her priest with a problem...
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"
credit to igoogle
Cracking the Human Resource Code
Most of our competitors don't pay much either.
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
You'll be here very late, very often -- might as well be comfortable.
"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
Your first four projects are already way overdue.
"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Did we mention that you'll be here very late, very often? And most weekends.
"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.
"CAREER-MINDED"
Female applicants must be childless.
"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly, that position has already been filled.
"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
This job listing is just a legal formality. The position was filled by some executive's nephew.
"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
Due to consolidation, you'll be replacing three people.
"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
This company is a total mess.
"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have all the responsibilities of upper management, without the pay, title or respect.
"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Listen to management, figure out what they want, don't ask too many questions and get the sh*t done.
credit to igoogle
Job Fair
The boss said, "Boys, you need to take a test before you can get this job."
So they took the test and the next day they came back to see who the boss chose. "Well," he said, "Both of you got the same score except I'm going to choose the geek."
The jock complained, "Don't you think that's prejudice or something?"
"Well," the boss said, "Let me tell you what happened. Both of your papers were right all the way through until the last question came up, and the geek answered 'I don't know,' and then when I looked at your paper, you answered, 'Me either'.
credit to igoogle
Meeting the Parents
The boy is ecstatic, but nervous because he's a virgin. He goes to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist his situation and asks for advice. The pharmacist tells him everything there is to know about sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack or a 10-pack. The boy says he feels lucky and insists on the 10-pack.
That night, the boy shows up for dinner a little late. His girlfriend meets him at the door leads him straight to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy sits down, quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still silent with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
credit to igoogle
Happy Butt
The teacher says, "I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."
The girl goes to the principal's office and he asks, "What's your name?" The little girl says, "Happy Butt."
The principal calls the girl's mother to get the truth. After getting off the phone, he says, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt."
The girl exclaims, "Glad Ass -- Happy Butt -- what's the difference?"
credit to igoogle
Rules For Work
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.
3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training in case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs.
5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is priority. I am psychic.
6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.
7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.
8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.
9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.
10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
11. Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your life and send you straight to managers' hell.
12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so much taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager.
13. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I'm not here for the money anyway.
credit to igoogle
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
ဘေလာခ့္ဆိုတာ ကိုယ့္ အတြက္ ေဖာက္ခြဲစရာေနရာမ်ား ျဖစ္ေနမလားလို႔ တစ္ခါတေလ ေတြးမိတယ္။
ကိုယ့္ ဘေလာခ့္ ကိုယ္ၾကည့္လိုက္ရင္ စိတ္ညစ္စရာ ပိုစ္ေတြ အမ်ားသားလားလို႔။
ေျပာမယ္ဆိုရင္လဲ ေျပာခ်င္စရာပဲကိုး။မထူးေတာ့ပါဘူး။ေျပာလက္စနဲ႔ ထပ္ေျပာလိုက္ဦးမယ္။ :P
အခုေလာေလာဆယ္ ေခါင္းထဲေရာက္ေနတာက အခြန္ကိစၥပဲ။
PR ဆို တစ္လကို $120 က ေန တျပားမွ မေလွ်ာ့ဘူးဆိုပဲ။(အဆိပ္ပင္ေရမေလာင္းခ်င္ဘူးပဲေျပာပါရေစ။ hard-earn money ေတြပါ။)
citizen ပဲ ေျပာင္းရင္ေကာင္းမလား ေတာင္ေတြးေျမာက္ေတြး ေတြးၾကည့္ေနမိတယ္။
ျမန္မာျပည္ကိုေတာ့ ခ်စ္ပါတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ........... သမီးေလးေရွ႕ေရး၊ မိသားစု ေရွ႕ေရးက ရွိေသးတယ္။
ဒါေပမယ့္ ဒီတိုင္းျပည္က အစစအရာရာ အဆင္ေျပသလိုရွိေပမယ့္ ကိုယ္ခ်င္းစာတရား ေမတၱာတရား ေခါင္းပါးလြန္းသလားလို႔။
သမီးေလးကိုေတာ့ ျမန္မာအသိုင္းအ၀ိုင္းမွာပဲ ႀကီးျပင္းေစခ်င္တယ္။ ဒါမွ ျမန္မာဆိုတာ၊ ျမန္မာ့ယဥ္ေက်းမႈဆိုတာ၊ ဗုဒၶဘာသာဆိုတာ ဘာလဲဆိုတာ သိရမွာ။အနည္းဆံုးေတာ့ ျမန္မာစကားကို ေရေရလည္လည္ ေျပာတတ္ရမယ္....
ေနာက္ထပ္ေခါင္းထဲ ၀င္လာတာတစ္ခုက ျမန္မာေတြ အထူးသျဖင့္ ဗုဒၶဘာသာ၀င္ အေတာ္မ်ားမ်ား ကၽြန္ေတာ္အပါအ၀င္ေပါ့ ဘာသာျခားဆိုရင္ အျမင္တစ္မ်ိဳးနဲ႔ ၾကည့္ခ်င္ၾကတယ္။
ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ ကိုးကြယ္တဲ့ ျမတ္စြာဘုရားသခင္ က လူမ်ိဳးေရး ဘာသာေရး ခြဲျခားဖို႔ မဆံုးမထားပါဘူး။
ေလာဘ၊ေဒါသ၊ေမာဟ ကင္းေ၀းေအာင္၊ စိတ္ခ်မ္းသာေအာင္ က်င့္ဖို႔ပဲ နည္းလမ္းေပးခဲ့ တာ ဘာျဖစ္လို႔မ်ား လူမ်ိဳးေရးခြဲ ျခားတဲ့အျမင္မ်ား ရွိေနရပါလိမ့္။ကၽြန္ေတာ့္ စိတ္ထဲက လူမ်ိဳးေရး ဘာသာေရးခြဲျခားတဲ့အျမင္ ဘယ္ေတာ့မ်ားမွ ပ်က္ျပယ္သြားမလဲလို႔ ေတြးမိရင္း...
ျမန္မာျပည္သူျပည္သားမ်ား က်န္းမာခ်မ္းသာၾကပါေစ။ လူမိုက္မ်ားေဘးမွ ကင္းေ၀းပါေစ။
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
ပါ၀င္ခဲ့ေသာ project မ်ား
www.club21shop.com
www.supernature.com.sg
ေအာင္ဒင္
မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...
ညီငယ္ေတာ့ အလုပ္ၿပန္ရသြားၿပီ။
ကံတရာက ဆန္းက်ယ္ပါဧ။္
အားၾကိဳးမာန္တက္နဲ႔ စလံုးမွာ ကုပ္ကပ္ အလုပ္ရွာရင္း ကံေကာင္းေထာက္မစြာနဲ႔ အလုပ္ျပန္ရသြားပါၿပီ။
အျမတ္ကေတာ့ မေလးရွားမွာ stay ေရွာင္ရင္း KL နဲ႔ အပန္းေျဖကမ္းေျခ ကိုပါေရာက္ခဲ့ပါေၾကာင္း။
ကၽြန္ေတာ့္ညီ အလုပ္ရွာေနတဲ့ ေတာက္ေလွ်ာက္ သမၼဗုေဒၶ ကို အဓိဌာန္နဲ႔ ပုတီး စိတ္ခဲ့ပါတယ္။
ယံုၾကည္သူမ်ား လိုက္လုပ္ႏိုင္ပါေၾကာင္း။
လုပ္ရမွာက ဘုရားေရွ႕မွာ တစ္ေန႔ကို သမၼဗုေဒၶ ဂါထာ ပုတီး ၁ ပတ္နဲ႔ ၁၀ ရက္ စိတ္ပါမယ္ဆိုတာ ကို အဓိဌာန္ ရမယ္။ ပုတီးစိတ္ေနတုန္း ဂါထာရဲ႕အနက္ကိုပဲ အာရံုျပဳရမယ္။ အလုပ္မရေတာင္ ကုသိုလ္ေတြ တစ္ပံုတစ္ပင္ႀကီး ရႏိုင္တယ္။ ၁၀ ရက္ျပည့္သြားရင္ ကိုယ္က ၁၀ ျပည့္ေအာင္ ပုတီးစိတ္ခဲ့ ပါတယ္ဆိုတာ သစၥာဆိုၿပီး လိုခ်င္တဲ့ reasonable ဆုတစ္ခုေတာင္းေပေတာ့။
အကုသိုလ္ သိပ္မ်ားေနရင္ေတာ့ အဓိဌာန္ ၂ႀကိမ္ ၃ ႀကိမ္ေလာက္ လုပ္ရမယ္။ :D
အဆင္မေျပသူမ်ား အဆင္ေျပႀကပါေစေသာ္၀္
ေအာင္ဒင္
မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...
ေၾသာ္၊ ဘာလိုလိုနဲ႔ သႀကၤန္ေတာင္ ေရာက္ခဲ့ျပန္ေပါ့
ဘာလိုလိုနဲ႔ ေနာက္ထပ္သႀကၤန္တစ္ခု ထပ္ေရာက္ခဲ့ျပန္ၿပီ။
ရန္ကုန္မွာ ဆိုရင္ေတာ့ ၿမိဳ႕ထဲေလာက္ေတာ့ ေရာက္ျဖစ္ပါရဲ႕။
စလံုးမွာဆိုလဲ မိန္းမမရခင္က တိုပိုင္းရိုး ဘုန္းႀကီးေက်ာင္းတို႔ ပန္နင္ဆူလာ ပလာဇာ ေလာက္ေတာ့ ေရာက္ပါရဲ႕။(မိန္းမရလို႔ မေရာက္ေတာ့တာေတာ့ မဟုတ္ရပါ။:D)
ဒီႏွစ္ေတာ့ ဘယ္မွ မေရာက္ျဖစ္ေတာ့ဘူး။
အိမ္ရွင္မကေတာ့ စလံုးသႀကၤန္ မေရာက္ဖူးေတာ့ သြားခ်င္ေနေလရဲ႕။
သမီးေလးကို ၾကည့္ေပးထားမယ္ သြားပါဆိုေတာ့လဲ တစ္ေယာက္ထဲမို႔လို႔တဲ့။ဟုတ္တာေပါ့ေလ။
သႀကၤန္ကို ဘာေၾကာင့္ feel မလာေတာ့လဲဆိုတာ စဥ္းစားရင္း.......
သႀကၤန္မွာ ျမန္မာျပည္သူျပည္သားအေပါင္း ကိုယ္ဧ။္က်န္းမာျခင္း၊ စိတ္ဧ။္ က်န္းမာျခင္းမ်ားနဲ႔ ျပည့္စံုၾကပါေစ။
ေအာင္ဒင္
မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...
Monday, March 23, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Hi all,
I'd love to spend my leisure time by watching movies.
I(We) love to watch movies like most of the other people do.
Usually I look for a movie that I want to watch in the forums(mostly myanmarcupid.net, padonma.com) or in the net.
Since last 2,3 months ago I came across these sites where tons of movies are posted and 99% of the download links are from mediafire.
So here is the list of places where I get my favourite movies.
http://themoviescollection.blogspot.com/ (mediafire/rapidshare/others)
http://themoviecollection.blogspot.com/ (mediafire/rapidshare/others)
http://directdownloadheaven.blogspot.com/ (megaupload)
Hope it is useful for you.
Best,
Aung Din
Friday, March 06, 2009
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
အငယ္ေကာင္ေတာ့ ဒီေန႕ မေလးရွားကို လစ္ၿပီ။
အလုပ္က လူေရွာ႔ တဲ့အထဲ ပါသြားေတာ့ အလုပ္ျပန္ရွာတာလဲမရ။ visit pass ကို သက္တန္းျပန္တိုးလို႔ လဲမရ။ ေနာက္ဆံုးေတာ့ မေလးရွား ကိုလစ္ရၿပီ။
ဒီမွာ ေက်ာင္းအပ္လို႔ ေတာ့ရတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ပထမလကို ၈၀၀ ေပးရမယ္။ ေနာက္လေတြကို လစဥ္ ၅၀၀ ေပးရမယ္ ဆိုေတာ့ ေယာက္ဖလုပ္သူက မေလးရွားကိုသြားၿပီး ျပန္၀င္လာတာ ပိုတန္တယ္လို႔ ထင္တာနဲ႔ပဲ KL ကို လစ္ရၿပီ။
စိတ္ပူစရာေတာ့ မရွိေလာက္ပါဘူး။ ဟိုမွာ သူငယ္ခ်င္း တစ္ေယာက္ရဲ႕ အေဖက အလုပ္လုပ္ေနေတာ့ လူလႊတ္ၿပီး ႀကိဳခိုင္းလိုက္လိမ့္မယ္။
ဒီေရာက္ေနတဲ့ အေဖနဲ႔အေမကေတာ့ စိတ္မခ်ျဖစ္ေနေလရဲ႕။
မိန္းခေလးေတြေတာင္ သြားေနတာဆိုေတာ့ ဘာမွမျဖစ္တန္ေကာင္းဘူးထင္ပါရဲ႕။
သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြ အားလံုးလဲအဆင္ေျပၾကပါေစ။
Monday, March 02, 2009
$၄၂.၅၀ တန္ ေန႔လယ္စာ။
ဒီေန႔မွ ထူးထူးျခားျခား ရံုးကို ထမင္းဘူး ထဲ့မလာဖူး။
၀ယ္စားမယ္ ဆိုၿပီး တရုတ္ဆိုင္မွာ သြားတန္းစီၿပီး ထမင္း၀ယ္စား။ ၿပီးေတာ့ အသီးသြားစားမယ္ဆိုၿပီး အသီးဆိုင္ကိုလစ္၊ အသီးမ၀ယ္ခင္ ေဘးနားဆိုင္မွာ 4D ၀င္ထိုးဦးမွပဲဆိုၿပီး ၀င္ထိုး။
ျပန္ထြက္လာေတာ့မွ ကိုယ့္ပိုက္ဆံအိပ္ ကိုယ္ျပန္စစ္ၾကည့္ေတာ့ ၅၀ တန္ တစ္ရြက္ထဲ့လာတာ ၂ က်ပ္ ပဲက်န္ေတာ့တယ္။ ေသာက္ေခြး... အခုမွ သတိရတယ္ ငါမွာ ပိုက္ဆံ ၄၀ ေက်ာ္ေလာက္ရွိရမွာ ဘယ္ေရာက္သြားပါလိမ့္ ဆိုၿပီး 4D ဆိုင္က ေဒၚႀကီးေတြကို ျပန္ေမး။ မသိဘူးတဲ့။ တပ္ေခါက္ၿပီးျပန္လာ။ ေနာက္မွ ထမင္း ဆိုင္က မိန္းမ ငါ့ကို ၄၀ ေက်ာ္ အမ္းရမဲ့ဟာ ၇ က်ပ္ ခြဲ ပဲ အမ္းလိုက္တယ္ ထင္ၿပီး သြားေျပာေတာ့ သူက ၅၀ တန္ အေႀကြေတြ ေသေသခ်ာခ်ာ အမ္းလိုက္တာ ေသခ်ာတယ္တဲ့။ ၀ယ္သူေတြ ဒီေလာက္မ်ားေနတာ ဘယ္လိုလုပ္ လူနဲ႔ ပိုက္ဆန္ ကို မွတ္မိလဲေတာ့ မသိဘူး
ကိုယ္ကလဲ အိပ္ခ်င္မူးတူးျဖစ္ေနေတာ့ သူပဲတစ္ကယ္ အမ္းလိုက္သလား။ ငါပဲ အိပ္ခ်င္မူးတူးနဲ႔ တစ္ေနရာမွာ က်ခဲ့သလား.... လားေပါင္းမ်ားစြာေပါ့။
ရင္ထဲေတာ့ သိပ္မေကာင္းလိုက္ဖူး။ သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြလဲ သတိထားေပါ့ဗ်ာ။
ေၾသာ္ ၄၂ က်ပ္ခြဲတန္ ေန႔လယ္စာပါလား ဟရို႕။
