Friday, September 18, 2009

၃၅ က်ပ္ျပန္ရျခင္း

လက္ရွိသုံးေနတဲ့ ဖုန္းလိုင္းက  အရင္လက ၂၁လ ျပည့္သြားလို႔ သက္တမ္းထပ္တိုးလို႔ရၿပီ။(ဘိုလိုေျပာရရင္ contract ကို $100 တိုးေပးစရာမလိုပဲ renew လုပ္လို႔ရၿပီေပါ့ဗ်ာ။ ဤကား စကားခ်ပ္တည္း။)

ဒါေပသည့္ ရႈမၿငီးတဲ့ ခ်စ္ဇနီးရဲ႕ မ်က္ႏွာေတာ္ ၾကည္မယ့္ ရက္ကေလးကိုေစာင့္ရင္း ေနလိုက္တာ
တစ္ရက္ေတာ့ ဇနီးေလးက ဖုန္းဆက္လာပါတယ္။ သူ႔ရဲ႕ ဆိုနီအယ္ရစ္ဆင္ ဖုန္းေလး ဘာမွ မလာေတာ့ဘူးတဲ့။ ဒီေတာ့ ပ်က္ၿပီေပါ့ဗ်ာ။ဟီးဟီး။ ေပ်ာ္လိုက္တာ ကြ်န္ေတာ့္မွာ။


ကြ်န္ေတာ့္ရဲ႕ ႏိုကီယာ ေလးသူ႕ေပးၿပီး ကြ်န္ေတာ္က ဖုန္းအသစ္ေလ်ွာက္မယ္ဗ်ာ။ လူပါး၀တယ္ေနာ္။ :D


ဒီလိုနဲ႔ ေယာက္ဖႀကီးဆီ ဖုန္းဆက္ၿပီးခ်ိန္း။ ရံုးအျပန္ Tempines mall မွာ သြားၿပီး ဖုန္းအသစ္ေလွ်ာက္မယ္လို႔။ သူကလဲ စိတ္မပါလွပါဘူး။ အားၾကိဳးမာန္တက္ ေရာက္လာတာပဲ။
အမေတာ္ကေတာ့ မလိုက္လာေတာ့ဘူးေလ။(လိုင္းက သူ႔နာမည္နဲ႔ကိုး။ အဲဒါမွ discount ရမွာ)


အဲဒီမတိုင္ခင္  ၁ပတ္ ေလာက္က သြားေလွ်ာက္ဖို႔ လုပ္ေသးတယ္။ လိုခ်င္တဲ့ ဖုန္းမရတာနဲ႔ ျပန္လာခဲ့ရတာ။ ဒီတစ္ခါေတာ့ လိုခ်င္တဲ့ဖုန္းမရလဲ ဇနီးသည္ရဲ႕ ဖုန္းကပ်က္ေနၿပီဆိုေတာ့ ႀကိဳက္ႀကိဳက္မႀကိဳက္ႀကိဳက္ ဖုန္းတစ္လံုးကေတာ့ ယူရေတာ့မွာပဲဆိုၿပီး စိတ္မေကာင္းစြာနဲ႔ပဲ HTC Magic ေလး မလာခဲ့တယ္။ :D

(လိုခ်င္တဲ့ ဖုန္းက Nokia N95  or samsung omnia II.)

ဒါေပမယ့္ nokia က ေစ်းႀကီးၿပီး samsung က ေရာင္းရလြန္းလို႔ out of stock ဆိုေတာ့ Magic ေလးပဲယူလာလိုက္တယ္။ ေစ်းက ၃၉၄ တဲ့ ။ ၅၀ တန္ ေဗာက္ခ်ာရထားေတာ့ ၃၅၄ ေပးခဲ့ရတာေပါ့။

ကိုယ့္ကိုယ္ကိုယ္ေတာ့ ဒီေလာက္ေတာင္ပင္ပင္ပန္းပန္း အလုပ္လုပ္ရတာ ဒီေလာက္ေလးေတာ့ ဆုခ်မွျဖစ္မယ္ဆိုၿပီးေတာ့ ....

ဖုန္းလိုင္းက ကိုင္ေနက် လက္ရွိလိုင္းကိုပဲ ဆက္ကိုင္တယ္။ Data plan ေတာ့ မယူေတာ့ဘူး။ မတန္လို႔။ ေနာက္ၿပီး GPRS လဲ ပိတ္ခိုင္းထားလိုက္တယ္။ ေတာ္ၾကာ ေနရင္းထိုင္ရင္း network  ကို သြားခ်ိတ္ေနမွျဖင့္။ GPRS ပိတ္တာ ၃ရက္ၾကာမယ္ လို႔ေျပာတယ္။ ဒီၾကားထဲ wifi မရတဲ့ေနရာမွာ အင္တာနက္မၾကည္နဲ႔ေပါ့ဗ်ာ။ၾကည့္ရင္ကိုယ့္ထိုက္နဲ႔ကိုယ့္ကံပဲဆိုတဲ့သေဘာေပါ့။


ဒီလိုနဲ႔ အိမ္ျပန္ၾကေရာဆိုပါေတာ့ဗ်ိဳ႕။ ဖုန္းကို ၾကည့္ခ်င္ေနတာ ယားေနတာပဲ။ လက္ ေျပာပါတယ္။အိမ္ေရာက္ေတာ့ မဖြင့္ရဲေသးဘူး။သမီးေလးေတြ႔သြားရင္ ဒန္တန္႔တန္..


ေက်းဇူးရွင္ေလးကလဲ ၁၂ နာရီေလာက္မွ အိပ္သြားတယ္။အဲဒါနဲ႔ ဖုန္းဘူးေလးကိုဆြဲ အၿပင္ကို သူခိုးေျခလွမ္းနဲ႔ ထြက္ ေနာက္ေဖြး မီးဖိုေခ်ာင္ကို၀င္ charger ေလးနဲ႔ ဖုးန္ကို အားသြင္းၿပီး.....(ညႀကီးမင္းႀကီး ေနာက္ေဖးက အေမွာင္ထဲမွာထိုင္ေနတာ အိမ္သာ၀င္ဖို႔ ထြက္လာတဲ့ ေယာက္ဖေတာင္ လန္႔သြားေသးတယ္ ဟီးဟီး)


Phone interface က အငယ္ေကာင္ရဲ႕ ဖုန္းနဲ႔ အတူတူပဲ။ သူ႔ဖုန္းက ၅ လ ၆ လ ေစာၿပီး၀ယ္ထားေတာ့ ၾကံဳရင္ ကလိေနတာနဲ႔ သူ႕ဖုန္းမ်က္ႏွာျပင္နဲ႔ ရင္းႏွီးေနၿပီ။


ဒါနဲ႔ google acccount ေလးဘာေလး login ၀င္။ အဲဒီမွာ စမွားတာပဲဆိုတာ ကိုယ့္ဖာသာကို မသိေသးဘူး။ 
ေနာက္ေတာ့ ဟိုၾကည့္ဒီၾကည့္နဲ႔။


ေနာက္ ေတာ့ iToday ဖုန္းအတြက္လုပ္ထားတဲ့ စလံုး သတင္းစာ ေဆာ့ဖ္၀ဲ ေလးကို အင္စေတာလုပ္ၿပီး ဖတ္ၾကည့္ေနလိုက္တယ္။ မုိက္တယ္။ အရင္ဆို အငယ္ေကာင္ဆီမွာ ဖတ္ေနတာေတြ႕ရင္ ဗလိုင္းႀကီးအားက်တာ။ဟားဟား။ အခုေတာ့ ငါလဲ ဖတ္လို႔ရၿပီ ဘာညာေပါ့။ 

မိုးကုတ္ဆရာေတာ္ႀကီးေျပာတဲ့ လူေတြဟာ ကိုယ့္ရွိတဲ့ ပစည္းနဲ႔မာန္တက္တာကို လမ္းေပၚမွာ ေခြးတစ္ေကာင္ဟာ ေခြးေခ်းပံု တစ္ပံုနဲ႔ မာန္တက္ေနတာကို သြားသတိရမိေတာ့... 

ဖုန္းေလးပိတ္ၿပီး အိပ္ယာ၀င္လိုက္ပါတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ကၽြန္ေတာ့္ ရဲ႕ ေခ်းပံုေလးအတြက္ ကြန္ပ်ဴတာ ေမာ္နီတာ ေဘးက ကြက္လပ္ေသးေသးေလးမွာ မ၀တ္ေတာ့တဲ့ ေဘာလံုးေဘာင္းဘီေလးကို ျဖန္႔ခင္းၿပီ အပိုင္စားေနရာ ေပးလိုက္ပါတယ္။သမီးရန္ကလဲ ကာကြယ္ၿပီးသား ျဖစ္သြားတာေပါ့။


ဒီလိုနဲ႔ေပါ့ေလ ေခ်းပံုေလးတစ္ျပျပနဲ႔ ေနလာရင္းက phone bill လာမယ့္ေန႔ကို ေရာက္လာပါေလေရာ။
$78 ဆိုလားပဲ။ လူလဲ ဟိုက္ရွားပါး ဆိုၿပီး ထူပူသြားတယ္။ ဖုန္းမွာ login ၀င္ထားတဲ့ google account က auto synchronise လုပ္ေနတာေၾကာင့္တဲ့ဗ်ား။ wifi network မေတြ႔ရင္ GPRS ကိုသံုးၿပီးေတာ့ ခ်တာေပါ့။ ဒီကငတံုးက မသိဘူးေလ။ 

ဒီေတာ့ ဒီေတာ့ စဥ္းစားလိုက္တာ ရံုးက စီနီယာသမားလုပ္ပံုေလးသြားသတိရတယ္။

သူ iphone ကလဲ အဲဒီလို သူမသိပဲ network ကို သြားသြားခ်ိတ္ေနလို႔ bill လဲလာေရာ ၇၀၊၈၀ ေလာက္ ရွင္းရမလိုျဖစ္တာနဲ႔ starhub ကို ဖုန္းဆက္ၿပီး ေကာလိုက္တာ အဲဒီ data charges ေတြကို ေရွာ္ေပးလိုက္ပါတယ္တဲ့ခင္ဗ်ာ။ဟဲဟဲ မိုက္တယ္ေနာ္။


ဒီကေကာင္လဲ အတုျမင္အတတ္သင္ဆိုသလို starhub ကို ဖုန္းဆက္ၿပီး ငိုၿပလိုက္၊ ပိတ္ေယာက္လိုက္၊ ငါ့သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ေယာက္လဲ ဒါမ်ိဳးျဖစ္ဖူးတယ္ဆိုတာနဲ႔ ၿခိမ္းေျခာက္လိုက္ လုပ္လိုက္တာ ဟဲ ဟဲ


data charges က ၄၀ က်တာ ၃၅ က်ပ္ ေလ်ာ့ ေပးလိုက္ပါတယ္တဲ့ ခင္ဗ်ာ။

ကၽြန္ေတာ့္ ဘ၀ထဲမွာ ကိုယ့္ကိုယ္ကိုယ္ အားအရဆံုး အခ်ိန္မ်ားထဲက တစ္ခုျဖစ္ပါတယ္။

ေနာက္ဆိုဘာျဖစ္ျဖစ္ ဖုန္းသာေခၚျပစ္လို႔ ေျမွာက္ေပး အဲေလ အၾကံေကာင္းဥာဏ္ေကာင္းမ်ား ေပးလိုက္ရပါတယ္။


ကၽြန္ေတာ္ႏွင့္ ေခြးေခ်းပံု စြန္႔စားခန္းမ်ား စာအုပ္မွ ကူးယူေဖာ္ျပပါတယ္။


ခင္တဲ့
ေအာင္ဒင္ 

My lovely daughter & my hard drive were sick together! part 2

Latey I was busy with other things and cannot continue part 2.
Let's carry on now.


One of the things I tried was change the power cable and SATA data cable, when I found out that my hard drive was not detected. Any lunck? nah.

So unplugged cables from DVD writer and plugged only HD. Anything? Nei. (this is called thway yuu thway tan lote thi)



So what should I do next?


I put a Linux Live CD, and browsed internet to find the solutions.


Wow! There were so many people having HD not detected or recongnised problem. Among them, one of the problems resembled to mine is firmware on that HD model.


So how can I update firmware of my HD? 


I browsed Seagate website and looked for the support section.


Luckily, there was a Live chat. So I jumped into the chat and start answering the questions asked by a Seagate Technical Guy.


What he asked was Serial No which is to check whether the DRIVE is under warranty or not and about the situation. And what OS I was using.



These are the instructions given by the tech guy.

1. Check whether the drive is detected in BIOS? => No
2. Can feel the HD is spinning? => YES.
3. Have I tried my HD with another PC? => Not yet.


So he suggested me to try with other PC.

And also he suggested me to contact Seagate ASIA pacific region as he was from other region.


So I signed up at Seagate website and submitted my case.

At that night. I went to my brother's hosue and tried it. My HD was stillo not detected. Sigh!


When I got home and checked my email, I found out that Another guy from the Seagate had emailed and asked me about my HD serial No, the OS I used, and blah blah blah...


I emailed him back with the necessary info before I went to bed.


The next morning, I checked my email, That Seagate guy's new email said that my HD's problem may be because of a firmware problem, which most of the people complained over the internet. So what he would do was he would arrange a free pick up for my HD and do a firmware update.

If the firmware upgrade is working, then the drive would be returned to me. If the firmware upgrade doesn't work, they will do a replacement.



So a courier from Seagate contacted me to come and collect my HD.
What I need to provide was to pack my HD thorougly and pass it to him. My HD was already taken.



So far no news from them becasue they said that it would take up to 10 days. I just worried about my data. I should have backed up some important data. I hope it is not too late.



Regarding with Seagate, I feel that their service is nice although their drive is so fragile.


Now we, my wife and I, are using Ubuntu 24 hrs a day. haha.
My wife really hates Ubuntu but I finds that among linux live distros, Ubuntu is the best for family use except it used up more than half of my RAM, 3GB. That means I cannot download anything apart from installing flash, java and some video codec.



I hope to get back my data and it would be great if they do a replacement. hee hee.



So one thing I learn in Singapore, if something's wrong with what you have bought, just contact the vendor. In Singapore, Big vendors know how important their good service to customer is. Frankly people in Singapore are found to be fussy, at least for me, haha.

 

At the moment, still waiting for the good news from Seagate. 


Best,
Aung Din



မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

My lovely daughter & my hard drive were sick together! part 1

These days, don't know what's wrong with me.

Last Sunday night, my daughter was feeling unwell.
We just thought that it was normal.
So we didn't give her any medicines and let her sleep.
But my wife woke me up and told me that my daughter's fever is getting higher in the middle of the night.
So we gave her paracetamol liquid which was given by Poly clinics.
It was around 2,3 am when my daughter fall asleep, .

Morning came as usual but the difference was my daughter still got fever. And what worse is it was high.

She started threw up while she was lying between me and my wife looking at me.
She threw up a lot. IT seemed like she threw up all the milk she had drunk through out the night. And she poohed poohed. The smell was horrible. We felt something's wrong with her tummy.
It was horrible experience for us and she did scare us.

We were shocked and decided to see the doctor right away because we have never seen her threw up since she was born. She may throw up some milk when she was very young but not seriously.
And then we headed to the clinics after I have mailed my boss to request an Urgent Child care leave.

We went to the nearer clinics though my wife wanted to go to the farther clinics.
When we got there, there are only a few people so we thought that we could see the doctor in a short time.
But when we found out that our que no is 10, the doctor just started seeing the no 1 patient.
We cannot wait. so we said sorry to the clinics staff and went to the further clinics.

The second clinics was a bit far and we got to go through our old place. We could see some old memories.

When we got there, we check with the clinics staff.
One of the staffs came out and got my baby's temperature and she was shocked.
It was high, round about 39 'C. Normal room temperature is 35 to 36.

So the staffs re-arrange the que and we could see the doctor just after we arrived. That's why we went there :D

The doctor checked with us about what's wrong with our daughter. We explained about what happened to our baby, what she threw up, what she poohed poohed. What color of her pooh pooh was.

And then the doctor examined my daughter's body.

Finally he said it might be a gastric flu, some kind of virus make her sick, pooh pooh and threw up.

The doctor said we got to sprang her if the fever is very high.

We got to give one of the medicines she would be given us when the fever is still very high.

Because he was afraid that the sickness is disguised by H1N1 although the symptoms were different.

We could not feed her any normal food except my wife's breast milk and some  gravy of porridge. (my wife is still nursing her though she is 1.5 years old)

Then we came back from the clinics. My daughter looks horribly weak.

For the whole day, what she could do was drink water, milk, and throw up and keep poohing.

Although we tried to feed her some gravy of porridge, she threw up from the first spoon feed.

She was so weak and couldn't move. When she was lying, she couldn't get up. Normally she is a kind of girl who runs back and forth in the house. And everyone who knows her agrees that her voice is very loud. But today our house was so silent.

But in the evening, my wife was breast feeding my daughter when I came into the room with my dinner in hand. My daughter saw me and started saying (mum mum which means rice in baby language of our language) so I quickly got out of the room.

but later she followed me crying and kept mumbling mum mum.

And I sensed that she re-gained her appetite and I could try porridge.

Then I let her sit on the chair and started feeding porridge.

She was happily eating the porridge and there was no sign of vomiting.

So I fed her as long as she wished. We relieved that that was a good sign of her recovery.

And her body temperature was down also.

then we went to bed and she seemed to be ok except poohing poohing.

my wife woke me up in the middle of the night and told me that my daughter's temperature was high again and she had poohed poohed.

So we got to get up, sponged her to cool down and changed her clothes, changed her daipers. (so far she has used almost 20 diapers during 2 days.)

and she seems to be hungry. So we fed her some porridge and she ate it. Good. And her body temperature was a bit cool down. One thing that i noticed is that our room is quite hot and outside is quite cooler than ours.

So I think room temperature contributed to my daughter's fever. So what I do was closed the windows, switched on the air-con and set the temperature at 28 'C.

Once room temperature was cool down, my baby started cool down and fall asleep. Of course she fell asleep while my wife was breast feeding her. Great!

Another morning came, I was waken up by the sound which my baby was slapping my wife's lap while she was drinking milk.

She looks quite ok. It was late to go to work. So I got to email my boss again to take a child care leave.

Through out the day, her body temperature was a not stable. But she could shout, she could sing, she could walk and she could get angry :P. Good that's what we want.

No threw up although still pooh pooh (green colour) strage ah!

She ate well today. One funny thing is the pipe we used to feed her medicine scared her.

She tried to turn her head or close her mouth tight when she saw that pipe.

But we got no choice, we gotta make her take the medicines.

Now my daughter's condition is stable and can see the improvement a lot.

If anyone wonders why I posted this post in English, because my hard drive is dead i think. (I am using Linux Live CD to go online.)

I will continue about my hard drive in next post.

Tired now. Good night.


Best,
Aung Din

Monday, September 14, 2009

ေသြးလွဴျခင္း

ရည္ရြယ္ထားတဲ့ အတိုင္းပဲ ဒီေန႔ ေန႔လယ္ပိုင္းမွာ ေသြးလွဴျဖစ္လိုက္တယ္။

ဘာမွမျဖစ္ပဲ ေခ်ာေခ်ာေမာေမာ ၿပီးသြားလို႔ ေတာ္ေသးတယ္ေျပာရမယ္။

အရင္တစ္ခါက စင္တာမွာ သြားလွဴေတာ့ ေသြးလွဴေနတုန္း ၿပီးခါနီးမွာမွ ဆရာမတစ္ေယာက္ ေရာက္လာၿပီး ေသြးပုလင္းကို လွႈပ္ေပးေနတဲ့ စက္က  မလႈပ္ပဲ ရပ္ေနလို႔ဆိုလားဘာလားမသိဘူး။ေလွ်ာက္လုပ္သြားေရာ။

အဲဒါနဲ႔ပဲ ေသြးက မထြက္ေတာ့ပဲ ၿပီးခါနီးမွ ရပ္ေနလို႔ ေတာ္ေတာ္ ဒုကၡေရာက္လိုက္ေသးတယ္။
လက္ေမာင္းမွာ ထိုးထားတဲ့ အပ္ကို ဖိေပးေတာ့ နဲနဲေတာ့ထြက္ လာၿပီးေနာက္ဆံုး လိုခ်င္တဲ့ ပမာဏရမွပဲ အပ္ျဖဳပ္ရေတာ့တယ္။

 ၾကားထဲက ၀င္ၿပီးလွ်ာရွည္သြားတဲ့ ဆရာမကို အစအဆံုး ကူညီေပးတဲ့ ဆရာမက ေဒါသေတြ ထြက္ေနေသးလို႔ ကိုယ္ေတာင္ ျငိမ္ေနလိုက္ရတယ္။ကိုယ္ပါေရာၿပီး ဆူသြားမွာစိုးလို႔။


ေသြးလွဴၿပီး အခုထိေတာ့ ဘာမွ မျဖစ္ေသးဘူး။

အိမ္ျပန္ေရာက္ေတာ့ မိန္းမကိုကူ။ အ၀တ္လွမ္း သမီးကို ေရခ်ိဳး ထမင္းေကြ်း သိပ္ေပး။
ဘာမွေတာ့ မျဖစ္ေသးဘူး။ ညၾကမွ မူးမဲ့ပံုပဲ။ ဟားဟား။ ေသြးလွဴရတာကို ေတာ္ေတာ္ႀကိဳက္တယ္။
ပိုက္ဆံမကုန္ပဲ ဒါနလုပ္ရလို႔။

ဒါေတာင္ သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ေယာက္က ကိုယ္ ေသြးလွဴတာကို သိသြားလို႔
မင္းႏွယ္ ေရာဂါပိုးေတြ ေလွ်ာက္ျဖန္႔ မေနပါနဲ႔ကြာတဲ့။ :D

ေျပာရင္းဆိုရင္း မူးလာသလားလို႔ အိပ္ေတာ့မယ္။

တာ့တာ။




မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

Friday, September 11, 2009

how to limit the words/characters from db to show in PHP?

For PHP newbie!

This is a working code for you to limit the characters/ words you want to show.

Just change the characters limit for your need.
Enjoy!



                    $max_chars = 180;
                    $str_text = $my_string_from_the_database;
                    $no = count(explode(" ",$str_text));
                    $str_text =  trim(substr($str_text,0,$max_chars));
                                   
                                        $count = -1;
                                            for($j=0;$j < $no;$j++){
                                                //get the last character
                                                $new_text = substr($str_text,$count,1);


                                                //check the last character is the space or not
                                                if($new_text == " "){
                                                    $str_text = substr($str_text,0,$count);
                                                    echo $str_text;
                                                    break;
                                                }
                                            $count--;
                                            }
                               
                                    echo '…';

                   
                   
                    ?>


credit goes to the original developer but I forgot the resource.


မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Learn to Speak English Deluxe 10

Credit goes to Mr MonsterOfRock from Padonma forum (http://www.padonma.com) 


Learn to Speak English Deluxe 10
The Learning Company | 2009 |
Windows 2000/XP/Vista | ISO | 1,45 GB


Unlike most language software programs, Learn to Speak™ English teaches the language from the ground up. It not only immerses the user in the language, but it provides extensive grammar lessons as well. The course is equivalent to a 2-year college course in English! Each Lesson contains a vocabulary list, story, dialogue, grammar topic, conversation lab, and exercises. Also included are fun games to break the monotony while strengthening and reinforcing learning. Speech recognition technology allows users to test their knowledge and perfect their accents with immediate feedback from the computer.
Included with the Learn to Speak™ English software is a 115-page workbook for practicing away from the computer.
What is the Best Way to Learn English?
In order to truly learn English, you must learn to do four things:
* Learn English grammar
* Learn English vocabulary
* Be able to listen to and comprehend the English language
* To be understood by others when you speak English
Learn to Speak™ English is designed with these four things in mind. Unlike many other language software programs, Learn to Speak™ English does much more than help you memorize words. Using a step-by-step process, you learn both vocabulary and grammar rules. Then, using the speech recognition technology, you can test your proficiency in speaking and understanding English.
Learn to Speak English 10 includes the following features:
* 40 Lessons
* Speech Recognition
* Games & Crossword Puzzles
* Audio Course
* iPOD and MP3 Lessons
* Printed Reference Book
* Personalized Lesson Plans
* Diagnostic Pre test
* Practice Workshops
* Advanced Online Courses
* Online Cultural Resources
* PDA Dictionary
* Printable exercises
* 1 convenient DVD-ROM
* Bonus MP3 Audio Tour


Download


MediaFire

http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=350d1b2...be6ba49b5870170




Rapidshare

http://rapidshare.com/files/261663800/Lear...CDMY.part01.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/261663792/Lear...CDMY.part02.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/261663802/Lear...CDMY.part03.rar
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http://rapidshare.com/files/261663795/Lear...CDMY.part08.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/261663807/Lear...CDMY.part09.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/261663794/Lear...CDMY.part10.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/261664610/Lear...CDMY.part11.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/261664611/Lear...CDMY.part12.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/261664639/Lear...CDMY.part13.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/261664618/Lear...CDMY.part14.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/261664624/Lear...CDMY.part15.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/261663826/Lear...CDMY.part16.rar




မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

Friday, August 28, 2009

Fart

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself "She’ll never go for me carrying on like that," so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans, and shortly after that they got married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him.
Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he "putt-putted". He "putted", down one hill and "putted up" the next. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to answer the phone.
While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.
He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and "rrriiiiippp!" It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate.
Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go.
This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes farting and fanning them each time with his napkin.
When he heard the "phone farewells" (indicating the end of his loneliness, and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in.
Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peaked at the dinner. After assuring her he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled "Surprise!!"
To his shock & terror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

from igoogle

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Crush by David Archuleta

I love this song.


Click here to watch it.


မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

Monday, August 10, 2009

How to get Videobox on Blogspot

add these into your template head section and save it.

<script src='http://videobox-lb.sourceforge.net/js/mootools.js' type='text/javascript'/>
<script src='http://videobox-lb.sourceforge.net/js/swfobject.js' type='text/javascript'/>
<script src='http://videobox-lb.sourceforge.net/js/videobox.js' type='text/javascript'/>
<link href='http://videobox-lb.sourceforge.net/css/videobox.css' media='screen' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'/>

add this into your href link

rel="vidbox" 

like this <a href="your link" rel="vidbox" title="your title">

Done!


VIDEOBOX DEMO


Enjoy.

Ref: Videobox





Saturday, August 08, 2009

 The below video is the sample of using videobox in blog.
pls take look.


Just feel better by Aerosmith + Santana (in videobox)


မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

Friday, August 07, 2009

Playing Golf
Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the centre of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green.

The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."


source: iGoogle

မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

Monday, August 03, 2009

လုပ္ခ်င္ဦးဟဲ့ သူႀကီး

သူႀကီးလုပ္တယ္ဆိုတာ အိမ္တစ္အိမ္ကို main tenant အေနနဲ႔ ငွားလိုက္ၿပီး ကိုယ္က တစ္ခန္းမွာေန က်န္တဲ့ အခန္းကို ငွားစားတဲ့ အလုပ္ပါ။

အရင္ကေတာ့ သူမ်ားေတြ ငွားၿပီးသားအိမ္ေတြမွာ လိုက္ေနေတာ့ အခ်ိန္တန္ လခေပးလိုက္ရင္ ၿပီးေပမယ့္ ေနရတာ လြတ္လြတ္လပ္လပ္မရွိဘူး။ ေမာင္ႏွမေတြ သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြလာရင္ ကိုယ့္အခန္းထဲပဲ ေခၚၿပီး ဧည့္ခံရတယ္။ မ်ားေသာအားျဖင့္ ဧည့္ခန္းက မအားတတ္ဖူး။

အခုကိုယ္တိုင္ အိမ္ငွားၿပီးေနေတာ့ အေကာင္းဆံုး တစ္ခ်က္က သမီးေလးပဲ။အရင္တုန္းကဆို သမီးကို လိုက္ဆြဲ ေနရတယ္။ ဘယ္သူ႕ ပစၥည္းေတြမ်ား ဘာသြားလုပ္ပါလိမ့္မတုန္းဆိုၿပီး။ေနာက္ၿပီး အသံက်ယ္က်ယ္နဲ႔ ေအာ္ရင္လဲ သူမ်ားေတြ အေႏွာက္အယွက္ျဖစ္ မလားဆိုၿပီး ပူရေသးတယ္။ သမီးအသံကေတာ္ေတာ္က်ယ္တယ္။(သူ႕အေမေတာင္ တစ္ခါတေလ မခံစားႏိုင္ဘူး။)

အခုေတာ့ တစ္ေနကုန္ အိမ္မွာ လြတ္လြတ္လပ္လပ္ ေအာ္ခ်င္သလိုေအာ္ ေျပာခ်င္သလိုေျပာ လမ္းေလွ်ာက္ခ်င္ သေလာက္ေလွ်ာက္ပဲ။ သမီးအတြက္ ေတာ္ေတာ္အဆင္ေျပတယ္။
လူႀကီးေတြ အတြက္ကေတာ့ ပိုက္ဆံနည္းနည္း ပိုကုန္သြားတယ္။
ဒါေပမယ့္ လြတ္လြတ္လပ္လပ္ေနရတယ္။ အခန္းက ေလ၀င္ေလထြက္ေကာင္းတယ္။ အဲကြန္းပါတယ္။

ေနာက္ၿပီး ဟိုဘက္အခန္းက ငွားထားတဲ့ လူႏွစ္ေယာက္မွာ တစ္ေယာက္ က ေယာက္ဖ။က်န္တဲ့တစ္ေယာက္ကလဲ ေအးရာေအးေၾကာင္းပဲဆိုေတာ့ ေနရတာမိုက္တယ္။

အဲ ေျပာခ်င္တဲ့အေၾကာင္းက အခုမွလာၿပီ။

အဲဒီ common room ထဲကို ေနာက္ထပ္တစ္ေယာက္ေလာက္ ထပ္ထည့္ခ်င္လို႔ ျမန္မာ website ေတြမွာ ေၾကာ္ျငာေတြထည့္ေတာ့ ေနခ်င္တဲ့ လူႏွစ္ေယာက္ အရင္တစ္ပတ္က လာၾကည့္တယ္။(ၾကားထဲမွာဖုန္းနဲ႔ လွမ္းေမးတဲ့ သူေတြေတာ့ရွိတယ္)။

အခန္းမွာ လူ၃ ေယာက္ဆိုေတာ့ ႏွစ္ထပ္ကုတင္ တစ္လံုးနဲ႔ တစ္ထပ္ကုတင္တစ္လံုး ထည့္ဖို႔စီစဥ္ထားတာ
ပထမလာၾကည့္တဲ့ တစ္ေယာက္က ႏွစ္ထပ္ကုတင္နဲ႔ မေနခ်င္လို႔ဆိုေတာ့ ျပန္လာဖို႔ လမ္းမရွိေလာက္ဖူး။

ေနာက္တစ္ေယာက္ ကရည္ရည္မြန္မြန္ပဲ။ နာမည္က ရဲေက်ာ္မင္း တဲ့ standard chartered bank မွာ အလုပ္ရသြားတာတစ္ပတ္ပဲရွိေသးတယ္တဲ့။bank က EP ေလွ်ာက္ေပးထားတယ္တဲ့။ ေရာက္တာ ၉ ရက္ပဲရွိေသးတယ္။ ေနာက္ၿပီး ၂ ထပ္ ကုတင္နဲ႔လဲေနႏိုင္ပါတယ္ဆိုေတာ့ အတိုင္းထက္အလြန္ေပါ့ေလ။

သူက ျဖစ္ႏိုင္ရင္ ဒီေန႔ပဲ ေျပာင္းလာခ်င္တယ္ ဆိုေတာ့ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔က အိပ္ယာေတြဘာေတြ ဘာမွ စီစဥ္ထားတာ မရွိဘူး ဆိုေတာ့လဲ ရတယ္တဲ့။ ၾကမ္းျပင္မွာ အိပ္ရလဲ ျပသနာမရွိဘူးတဲ့ ဆိုေတာ့ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔လဲ အိုေကေပါ့။ အိပ္ယာေတြ ေခါင္းအုန္းေတြ ေျပး၀ယ္။ ကုတင္၀ယ္ဖို႔ အလုပ္ရႈပ္။

ညဘက္ကို ေစာင့္ၾကေတာ့ ေက်းဇူးရွင္က ေပၚမလာဘူး။ ဒီေတာ့ ေၾသာ္ သူမနက္ျဖန္ေတာ့ ေျပာင္းလာမွာပါေလ ဆိုၿပီး ေစာင့္ေတာ့လဲ ေပၚမလာ။ ဖုန္းဆက္ဖို႔ကလဲ ေရာက္တာ ၉ရက္ပဲရွိေသးေတာ့ ဟန္းဖုန္းမရွိေသးဘူးဆိုေတာ့လဲ ဘယ္ကိုဆက္ရမွန္းမသိဘူး။(စံုစမ္းတုန္းက public phone ကေနၿပီးေခၚတာ(သတိထားၾကပါကုန္))

တစ္ခုခုမ်ားျဖစ္ၿပီလားေပါ့ေလ။ မေနျဖစ္ရင္ေတာင္ အေၾကာင္းေလးေတာ့ ၾကားသင့္တယ္ေပါ့။ ေနာက္ၿပီး သူ႕ပံုစံက အရူးအႏွန္း ရုပ္မေပါက္ပါဘူး။ ေကာင္းေကာင္းမြန္မြန္ပါပဲ။

ဒါနဲ႔ မိန္းမက ဒီလူ standard chartered bank မွာ အလုပ္လုပ္တာ ဘဏ္ ကို ဖုန္းဆက္ၿပီးေမးၾကည့္ေတာ့ ရဲေက်ာ္မင္းဆိုတဲ့ နာမည္နဲ႔ သူတို႔ဘဏ္(loan dept)မွာ တစ္ေယာက္မွမရွိပါဘူးတဲ့။

ဒီေတာ့ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ ေနာက္ဆံုးဘယ္လိုေကာက္ခ်က္ခ်သလဲဆိုေတာ့ တမင္သက္သက္လာေနာက္သြားတာ လို႔ပဲ သေဘာထားလိုက္တယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ လာၾကည့္တဲ့ အခ်ိန္မွာ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ရွိမေနပဲ ကၽြန္ေတာ့္မိန္းမတစ္ေယာက္ပဲ ရွိေနရင္ဘာျဖစ္မလဲ။ဒီလိုပဲ ေျပာဆိုၿပီးျပန္သြားရင္ေတာ့ ျပသနာမရွိဘူးေပါ့ေလ။စဥ္းစားၾကည့္ရင္ ေတာ္ေတာ္ အႏၱရာယ္မ်ားတယ္ေနာ္။ ဒါေၾကာင့္ မိန္းမကိုမွာထားရတယ္။ အခန္းလာၾကည့္ခ်င္ရင္ ညဘက္ တစ္ေယာက္ေယာက္ ျပန္ေရာက္မွပဲ လာၾကည့္ခိုင္း ဆိုျပီးေတာ့။

ဟူး ေနာက္ထပ္ဘယ္လိုလူေတြနဲ႔ ေတြ႔ရၾကံဳရဦးမလဲမသိဘူး။
အျမတ္ႀကီးစားဖို႔ အစီအစဥ္မရွိပါဘူး။ လစဥ္ ကုန္က်စရိတ္ကေန ၂၀၀ ၊ ၃၀၀ ေလာက္ ေလ်ာ႔မလားဆိုၿပီးေတာ့ ၃ ေယာက္တင္ဖို႔က်ိဳးစားၾကည့္တာ
ဟူး main tenant လုပ္ရတာမလြယ္ပါ့လား။
အဲဒါ လုပ္ခ်င္ဦးဟဲ့ သူႀကီးေလ။ ဟားဟား။

စာဖတ္သူမ်ား က်န္းမာခ်မ္းသာၾကပါေစ။ ေနာက္ေျပာင္ခံရျခင္းေဘးမွ ကင္းေ၀းပါေစ။

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Indonesia hotel bombings: Manchester United football team 'was target'

Indonesian police are investigating the origin of an internet message which claims responsibility for twin hotel bombings in Jakarta nearly two weeks ago, and names the Manchester United football team as the target.

Police officers inspect the damage at J.W. Marriott hotel after a bomb went off in Jakarta, Indonesia, Friday, July 17, 2009.
Photo: AP

The messages justified the attack on July 17, in which seven people died, as an attack on American interests and labelled Manchester United, which was due to book into one of the hotels, as "crusaders".

It said the attack was a warning to Indonesians "against the arrival of the soccer club Manchester United" at the Ritz-Carlton.

"These players are Christians, so Muslims should not honour and respect these enemies of Allah," it said.

The posting, which has not been independently verified, was purportedly written by Mohammed Noordin Top, South-East Asia’s most wanted man.

It referred to the "American chamber of commerce" as a target, apparently confirming that a breakfast meeting of Western businessmen at the Marriott, hosted by US lobbyist James Castle, was the focus of the attack.

The message dedicated the bombings to Top's dead accomplice Azahari Husin.

Sulistyo Ishak, a police spokesman, said police were investigating the internet posting, which carried Top’s name at the end and mentioned al-Qaeda in Indonesia.

An expert on regional terrorism said the language resembles previous claims by Muslim extremist groups and may be authentic.

The splinter group has been considered the most likely perpetrators of the hotel attacks. An unexploded bomb recovered from the scene resembled devices used by the group before and documents seized from members indicated they intended to hit prominent Western targets.

Top is accused of planning four previous attacks in Indonesia that killed more than 240 people. His group claimed responsibility for just one of those strikes — triple suicide bombings in Bali in 2005 — in a similar note.


source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/indonesia/5937764/Indonesia-hotel-bombings-Manchester-United-football-team-was-target.html

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ေယာက္ အီးေမး ပို႔ထားေပးတဲ့ ရယ္စရာ

Singapore Airline

Once upon a time in Singapore , there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.

The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins.

Years passed, and it was time to get them married.

So, the parents found them the most suitable ' leng chais' (handsome guys).

They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.

As 'concerned' (more like 'kay-poh') parents, Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told them......'Your father

and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied.

Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity... you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences' .

So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed. Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine.

They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED.

They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement.

'Ah! here it is!', exclaimed Mr. Ng.

The motto for Standard Chartered was...

'BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY'

Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.

A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The content was simple. 'NESCAFE'.

So, again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. 'Ah! here it is.

'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP'.

Mr. & Mrs. Ng beamed with joy.

Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still no letter from Ella.

The Ngs became worried.

Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out.

The code-name was 'SINGAPORE AIRLINES'.

Why Singapore Airlines?

Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically.

'Ah! Here it is!'

Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish ...THUMP!!!. ..she fell off her chair.

The motto was ...'7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP'.



မသိခ်င္းေတြနဲ႔ ရႈပ္ေနခဲ့တာ...

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Good article from msn. How social networking site effects our lives!


Social Media Pitfalls
By Rachel Zupek, CareerBuilder.com writer

As social media become the latest branding strategy, networking technique, job seeking tool and recruitment vehicle, they're also becoming the latest way for people to find out job offers have been rescinded, to get reprimanded at work and even to get fired.

It's happened so many times -- publicized and not -- that one would think we could learn from others' mistakes. (But, if that were the case, I wouldn't have anything to write about, now would I?)

A recent tweet by a potential Cisco employee, for example, turned ugly when she decided to tout a recent job offer:

"Cisco just offered me a job! Now I have to weigh the utility of a fatty paycheck against the daily commute to San Jose and hating the work."

Unfortunately for "theconnor" (the handle for the would-be employee), Tim Levad, a "channel partner advocate" for Cisco, saw the tweet and responded with this:

"Who is the hiring manger, I'm sure they would love to know that you will hate the work. We here at Cisco are versed in the Web."

Terrible tweets
Everyone has their "My-job-sucks," "I-hate-my-co-workers," or "Give-me-more-money" moments. But they seem to forget that as employers increase their online presence using social networking sites as recruitment and branding strategies, it might be best for their career not to have these moments on the Internet.

Paul Wilson, a freelance/corporate Web marketer and blogger, found several of such moments on Twitter, a social networking and micro-blogging site, and posted these "Top 10 Tweets to Get You Fired" [sic]:

1. "hate my job!! i want to tell my bosses how dumb they are and how meaningless this job is, then quit, and be happy!"

2. "So my job was to test all the food at the new resturant, can I just say, ughew. I'm going to taco bell then twistee treat."

3. "Workin... This job sucks worse then the economy!"

4. "I'm going to work! Walmart! Must find better job! I hate it when chicks there have a deeper voice than me and refer to me as foo!"

5. "Also I'm really bummed that I'm working today, i asked off so i could study but my boss is a ******* **** ***** ***** who can't read."

6. "Coworker smuggled out a chair for me. Currently being paid to SIT around and listen to John Barrowman on my iPod. I don't hate my job today!"

7. "having sex dreams of people you work with makes for an awkward day."

8. "smoking weed at work is so [EDITED] great :)"

9. "It's bad when you overhear the n00b programmer say "I used to work at McDonalds with him" and you wonder if he is talking about the CEO..."

10. "Huh, with my boss on twitter, maaaybe I should take down that sexy picture of her... but her reaction will be priceless!"

Facebook fired
Twitter is not the only culprit in career self-destruction. Facebook, a popular social networking site, has had its fair share of user firings:

Kimberly Swann, a former employee at Ivell Marketing & Logistics of Clacton, U.K., thought her job was boring -- and she said so on her Facebook page, according to an article in The Daily Telegraph. Swann was called into her manager's office and handed a letter that cited her Facebook comments as the reason for dismissal:

"Following your comments made on Facebook about your job and the company we feel it is better that, as you are not happy and do not enjoy your work we end your employment with Ivell Marketing & Logistics with immediate effect."

An MSNBC article tells of Kevin Colvin, the legendary young intern who e-mailed his boss, claiming a "family emergency" would keep him out of the office around Halloween. His co-workers (and Facebook friends), however, saw a photo of Colvin dressed as a fairy at a Halloween party time-stamped on the same day of the "emergency." Colvin's boss responded to him with an e-mail CC'd to the entire company, firing him and including the incriminating fairy picture.

In March 2009, the same MSNBC article cites Dan Leone, a Philadelphia Eagles stadium employee, who was fired after slamming the football organization for trading a player in this status update:

"Dan is [expletive] devastated about Dawkins signing with Denver. . .Dam Eagles R Retarted!![sic]"

Two days later, the head of event operations said they needed to talk about his Facebook status; instead, he got the boot.

Social networking don'ts
If you want to use your profile to get hired -- or at least not get fired -- here are three basic rules to keep in mind:

1. Don't announce interviews, raises or new jobs
As exemplified by "theconnor," how you talk about any of these sensitive topics on your social networking site is key. If you're unemployed, writing "Interview today -- wish me luck!" would be OK, or if you got a job, something along the lines of "So excited about my new job!" is totally acceptable. If you're currently employed, however, I don't think your boss would be too happy to see something like, "Trying to con my boss into giving me a $5K raise. SUCKA!"

2. Don't badmouth your current or previous employer
Just like in an interview, keep your rants about your boss or company to yourself. If hiring managers see that you're willing to trash a colleague online they assume you'll do it to them, too. Plus, there's always the possibility of getting fired if someone sees your negative comments.

3. Don't mention your job search if you're still employed
If your boss knows you're on the lookout for a new job, feel free to advertise it in your status. If you're keeping your search below the radar, however, don't publish anything, anywhere. Even if you aren't connected to your boss online, somebody can get the information back to him or her.

Rachel Zupek is a writer and blogger for CareerBuilder.com and its job blog, The Work Buzz. She researches and writes about job search strategy, career management, hiring trends and workplace issues. Follow her on Twitter: https://twitter.com/CBwriterRZ.
Copyright 2009 CareerBuilder.com. All rights reserved. The information contained in this article may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without prior written authority.
Story Filed Wednesday, June 24, 2009 - 11:04 PM


Ref URL: http://msn.careerbuilder.com/Article/MSN-1953-Workplace-Issues-Social-Media-Pitfalls/?sc_extcmp=JS_1953_today1&SiteId=cbmsnty41953&ArticleID=1953&GT1=23000&cbRecursionCnt=1&cbsid=180fe0860e8f449bb682a3d4cce4eda5-300242218-w9-6

Friday, July 03, 2009

Very nice and clean example to dump your table into excel.
//Written by Dan Zarrella. Some additional tweaks provided by JP Honeywell
//pear excel package has support for fonts and formulas etc.. more complicated
//this is good for quick table dumps (deliverables)

//db connection
$dbconn1 = new DatabaseConnection();

$result = $dbconn1->Query('select * from dept');
$count = mysql_num_fields($result);

for ($i = 0; $i < $count; $i++){
$header .= mysql_field_name($result, $i)."\t";
}

while($row = mysql_fetch_row($result)){
$line = '';
foreach($row as $value){
if(!isset($value) || $value == ""){
$value = "\t";
}else{
# important to escape any quotes to preserve them in the data.
$value = str_replace('"', '""', $value);
# needed to encapsulate data in quotes because some data might be multi line.
# the good news is that numbers remain numbers in Excel even though quoted.
$value = '"' . $value . '"' . "\t";
}
$line .= $value;
}
$data .= trim($line)."\n";
}
# this line is needed because returns embedded in the data have "\r"
# and this looks like a "box character" in Excel
$data = str_replace("\r", "", $data);


# Nice to let someone know that the search came up empty.
# Otherwise only the column name headers will be output to Excel.
if ($data == "") {
$data = "\nno matching records found\n";
}

# This line will stream the file to the user rather than spray it across the screen
header("Content-type: application/octet-stream");

# replace excelfile.xls with whatever you want the filename to default to
header("Content-Disposition: attachment; filename=whateverfilename.xls");
header("Pragma: no-cache");
header("Expires: 0");

echo $header."\n".$data;
?>

Thursday, July 02, 2009

ေရာဂါ

မိနစ္ ၉၀ ရဲ ့ဒုကၡ

အေပၚထပ္နဲ႕ေအာက္ထပ္ဇတ္လမ္း

စေန၊တနဂၤေႏြဆို......

ကြၽန္ေတာ္ ့ Heart Beat ကခပ္ၾကမ္းၾကမ္း

မီးေလာင္ေနတဲ့ေရာမ

ေရနစ္ေနတဲ့ စပါး

ဒီလိုနဲ႕ရာသီအစ

Hull City က

အ႐ူးမီးဝိုင္းေစခဲ့

ေအာင္တစ္ခါရွုံးတစ္လည့္

ခ်ာခ်ာလည္ရုန္းခဲ့

ရာသီအလယ္မွာ

လာက်ီစယ္ခဲ့တဲ့

ေအစီ..ေရ

ငါေတာ့ေသျပီေလ

ေလလြင့္သြားတဲ့

ငါးရာခိုင္ႏႈန္းမ်ား

မ်ိဳးၾကီးသီခ်င္းသာညည္းလိုက္ခ်င္ရဲ ့

ျပန္ရဦးမလား

ေႂကြအတည့္မွာ

ေရထည့္မဲ့စိတ္ကူး

ငွက္က်ားေတြဘယ္ေတာ့မွတန္းမဆင္းဘူး

ဪ....မိုးကလဲငါ ့ေနာက္လိုက္ရြာခဲ့

အဆုံးသတ္က်ၾကိဳးျပတ္ခဲ့ျပီကြယ္ ့။


သူငယ္ခ်င္းရဲ႕႕ ကဗ်ာေလးပါ။

Thursday, June 25, 2009

ပုဆိုးကြၽတ္ျခင္း

ကြၽန္ေတာ္ၾကိဳက္တဲ့အရသာခါးခါး

ေန ့တိုင္းက်ိဳးေနက်သီလတစ္ပါး

သုရာေမရယ

ဘူ....တာေတြကစ

အလုပ္ကပြဲစား

ဂ်ပိုးနဲ႕လိပ္ဇယား

ဒီလိုနဲ႕မုသား

က်ိဳးျပန္ျပီေပါ့ေနာက္တစ္ပါး

ေသြးလြန္တုပ္ေကြး

အရြယ္မွမေရြးပဲ

လက္ထဲကျခင္႐ိုက္တံထဲ

တစ္ေကာင္ျပီးတစ္ေကာင္မိ

ဒီတခါ..ပါဏာတိ

လူအလစ္မွာယူမိခဲ့တာပါ

ဓတ္ပုံပိုင္ရွင္သူငယ္ခ်င္းေရ

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Thursday, June 18, 2009

I have rented a 2+1 flat in Bedok.

I will sub let 1 common room for males.

S$350 per person for 2 persons
S$300 per person for 3 persons
inclusive of PUB, internet ,allowed cooking, airy, high-floor, Can move in 1st July. Two bus-stops away from bedok MRT.

pls reply this post if interested.

thanks.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

By yuki

SINCE arriving in Singapore two years ago, I have heard many people speak English in different styles; some with an Indian or Chinese or Malay accent. The variety of accents has created a lot of difficulties in communication with people saying such things as ‘...ready finished lah?’ to mean ‘Have you finished it yet’. Such questions can be confusing and require additional explanation from the speaker.

Whilst language confusion is often quite funny, it can also cause occasional distress. The first flat I occupied in Singapore was shared by the Singaporean owner. I remember returning one day to find the owner washing my dishes in the sink. When he saw me he said ‘Hey, you never wash your dishes’, with a large smile on his face. This made me angry because I was always very good about washing the dirty dishes immediately after eating and I was about to explain this to him when his smile gave me reason to pause and consider. When my husband came back from work I told him the story and he laughed, saying ‘He didn’t mean you never washed them, he meant you didn’t do it this one time.”

Such incidents have convinced me to avoid using Singlish (Singapore-English) wherver possible, even though I am not a native English speaker. Singapore is a multicultural country so English is always going to be spoken in a diverse manner, but being from Myanmar, I’m saddened to see compatriots lapse into Singlish.

For example, one day I overheard a phone conversation led by one of my Myanmar colleagues in our apartment, which is shared by six tenants including my family. She kept saying ‘Ya lah. Ya lah...’ At first, I thought she was having a conversation with a Myanmar friend using the Myanmar language since ‘Ya lar, ya lar’ in Myanmar means, ‘Can you get it?’. But later on she also spoke in Singlish and I realised she was actually speaking with her Singaporean friend.

Myanmar nationals living in Singapore have varying levels of proficiency in the English language so it is easy for Singlish to creep into their speech. This is to be expected but what I have found surprising is the enthusiasm with which Myanmar nationals embrace Singlish, lapsing into phrases such as ‘Bye bye lah’.

For the most part though, the mix of accents and styles of speaking English are funny rather than frustrating. One of my Myanmar colleagues was quite angry when she was sent a text message by an engineer and spoken English tutor that read ‘I am so shy to be friends with you, you and your friend are so low profile’. My friend thought that low profile meant low standard and that the guy was being rude.

For parents who don’t want their children raised to speak Singlish, living in Singapore obviously presents problems. The only solution that we can think of is to send our child to an international school to be taught by native English speakers, unfortunately this is very expensive.