Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Email & chat room survival kit


AOL - Assholes On Line 
ASAP - As Soon As Possible 
ASAFP - As Soon As Friggin Possible 
AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again 
AWGTHTGTTSA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again 
BFD - Big Fucking Deal 
BMD - Buy Me Dildo 
BTSOOM - Beats The Shit Out Of Me 
BT - Byte This! 
BTWBO - Be There With Bells On 
CMF - Count My Fingers! 
CTC - Choking The Chicken 
DBEYR - Don't Believe Everything You Read 
DHYB - Don't Hold Your Breath 
DILLIGAD - Do I Look Like I Give A Damn 
DQYDJ - Don't Quit You're Day Job 
DYSTSOTT - Did You See The Size Of That Thing 
FTASB - Faster Than A Speeding Bullet 
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Repair 
FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FYI - For Your Information 
FYM - For Your Misinformation 
GR&D - Grinning Running & Ducking 
HAK - Hugs And Kisses 
HUYA - Head Up Your A$$ 
HHOK - Ha Ha, Only Kidding 
HHO1/2K - Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding 
HIOOC - Help! I'm Out Of Coffee! 
IANAC - I Am Not A Crook 
IFABCTE - I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator 
IITYWTMWYKM - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me 
IITYWTMWYBMAD - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink 
IITYWTMWYLMA - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone 
IIWM - If It Were Me 
ILSHIBAMF - I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture 
ILSHIBMS - I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches 
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion 
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion 
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid 
LDTTWA - Let's Do The Time Warp Again 
LOL - Laughing Out Loud 
LSHHTCMS - Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts 
LTIP - Laughing Till I Puke 
MTFBWY - May The Force Be With You 
NBFD - No Big Fucking Deal 
NFW - No Fucking Way 
OMIK - Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard 
ONNA - Oh No, Not Again 
ONNTA - Oh No Not This Again 
OTOH - On The Other Hand 
OTOOH - On The Other Other Hand 
OTSH - On The Same Hand 
PITA - Pain In The A$$ 
PMF - Pull My Finger 
RTFM - Read The Fucking Manual (or Message) 
SH - Shit Happens 
SH2M - Shit Happens To Me 
SOI - Sit On It 
SOL - Shit Outta Luck 
TAFL - Take A Flying Leap 
TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me 
TFASB - Time For A Sex Break 
TIC - Tongue In Cheek 
TISEC - Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek 
TLA - Three Letter Acronym (such as this) 
TM - Trust Me 
TSR - Totally Stuck in RAM 
TTT - That's The Ticket 
TWHAB - This Won't Hurt A Bit 
VI - Village Idiot 
WDIPME - Where Did I Put My Excedrin 
WGAFS - Who Gives A Flying Squat W 
THDTIM - What The Hell Do These Initials Mean 
WTSDS - Where The Sun Don't Shine 
WWW - World Wide Wait 
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get 
WYSIUWYW - What You See Isn't Usually What You Want 
YGBFK - You Gotta Be Fucking Kiddin'

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