Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Email & chat room survival kit
Thursday, July 22, 2010
humour :D
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
credit to :http://www.benwiggy.com/jokes/joke.php?id=223
Monday, June 14, 2010
humour!
Ekstra juveler
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist......."Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," she said. "It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
SELLING 110% NEW - HP Pavilion dm3-1126AX NB PC SING
source from Starhub
HP Pavilion dm3 Notebook Specifications (Only Silver colour is available)
| HP Pavilion dm3-1126AX NB PC SING | |
|---|---|
| PartNumber | WZ494PA#AB4 |
| Processor | AMD Athlon L335 processor with 512MB Discreet Graphics |
| Memory (std/max) | 1GB |
| Hard Disk Drive | 250GB |
| Display/ Resolution | 13.3” Diagonal High-Definition 4 HP LED BrightView Widescreen Display |
| Optical Drive | Nil |
| Bluetooth | Nil |
| Wireless | 802.11b/g/n WLAN |
| Operating System; | Genuine Windows® 7 Home Premium (32bit) |
| Audio | Altec Lansing Internal Speakers, SRS Premium Sound |
| Fax / Modem speeds | No |
| Network Interface | Integrated 10/100BASE-T Ethernet LAN (RJ-45 connector), |
| Ports | Plug and play, Ethernet network compatibility, 4 USB 2.0, HDMI, VGA, RJ-45, 1 Stereo Headphone out, Microphone in |
| Media Card | 5-in-1 integrated Digital Media Reader 12 for Secure Digital cards, MultiMedia cards, Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro, or xD Picture cards |
| Battery type/Battery life | 6 cell polymer (57Whr 2.58Ahr) |
| Warranty | One year Limited Warranty (parts/labor/carry-in) |
| Others | No built-in HSDPA function |
Thursday, May 06, 2010
busy post
အလုပ္မ်ားလြန္းလို႔ ဘာပိုစ္ မွ မေရးႏိုင္ဘူး
ညဆိုလဲ ၁၀ ခြဲ ၁၁ မွ အိမ္ျပန္ေရာက္တယ္။
ျပန္ေရာက္ရင္ သမီးေလးနဲ႔ ေဆာ့ေပးၿပီး အေမာေျဖရတယ္
ႏို႔မို႔ဆို အေဖမွန္းမသိဘူးျဖစ္ေနဦးမယ္
မတတ္ႏိုင္ဘူးေလ
ဒါဟာ ဘ၀ပဲ
ေကာင္းတဲ့အခ်က္ေလးေတြက အခုထိ အသက္ရွင္လ်က္နဲ႔ ေကာင္းေကာင္မြန္မြန္ရွိေနေသးတာပဲ။
ေနာက္မ်ားမွပဲ ေပါက္တတ္ကရေတြ ေရးဦးမယ္။
အခုေတာ့ အလုပ္လုပ္လိုက္ဦးမယ္။
ေတာ္ေသးၿပီ
အားလံုး က်န္းမာထီေပါက္ နိဗ္ဗာန္ ေရာက္ၾကပါေစဗ်ား
ps. Pls don't buy HTC HD2 if you are planning to buy it :D
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Linux commands: The funny linux commands from http://frankmash.blogspot.com/2006/03/linux-commands-funny-linux-commands.html
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink matter
matter: cannot create
Monday, April 26, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Simply hilarious :D
Excuse Notes from Parents ...
These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston...
My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan.
28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words were crossed out in the ( )’s]
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.
We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
Friday, March 05, 2010
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
Man Utd 3 - 1 Man City (agg 4 - 3)
Man Utd 3 - 1 Man City (agg 4 - 3)
Rooney made up for missing an earlier chance by heading the winner
By Phil McNulty
Chief football writer at Old Trafford
Wayne Rooney's dramatic stoppage-time header sent Manchester United into the Carling Cup final and wrecked Manchester City's hopes of reaching a first major Wembley showpiece in 29 years.
Carlos Tevez looked to have sent the semi-final into extra-time when his sensational backheel flick after 76 minutes answered second-half goals for United from Paul Scholes and Michael Carrick.
But Rooney, United's man of the moment, demonstrated once more that he is in the form of his life by heading Ryan Giggs's cross past City keeper Shay Given to send Old Trafford wild and set up a final meeting with Aston Villa on 28 February.
For City, it was a grim and heartbreaking echo of their Premier League defeat at Old Trafford earlier this season when Michael Owen's last-gasp goal gave United a 4-3 win.
Our best performance of the season - Phelan
Roberto Mancini's side showed admirable composure in the cauldron as the battle unfolded, and Tevez and Micah Richards brought fine saves from Edwin van der Sar as they went in search of the goal that would have put them at the gates of Wembley.
But Scholes struck from 18 yards early in the second half, and when Carrick put United ahead on aggregate 19 minutes from time, City's bold bid to show they are now serious rivals to the Old Trafford empire looked in tatters.
Tevez, still very much the villain in the eyes of United's fans after his summer move to Eastlands, threatened to deliver a dream script with an imaginative finish, but Rooney is penning his own big stories these days and it was almost inevitable that he would write the final chapter in this domestic squabble.
606: DEBATE
In the end, United just had the winning mentality that City have not yet developed
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Security was heightened after trouble at the first leg, and United's win was marred by a second-half incident when Craig Bellamy was felled after he appeared to be struck on the head by a coin, with a bottle also thrown.
It did little to sour the Old Trafford elation at the final whistle, and how they enjoyed putting City in their place once more.
The anticipation outside Old Trafford was matched by the crackling atmosphere inside - stoked by the words exchanged between the two clubs since the contentious first leg.
Mancini applauds spirited performance
United set the tempo early on, but once City gained a measure of composure they created the better opportunities in a tightly contested first half.
Tevez, inevitably, was a central figure and Rio Ferdinand was fortunate to escape punishment from referee Howard Webb when he caught the Argentine in the face with a swinging arm as they tussled for possession.
Bellamy tested Van der Sar with a header from Shaun Wright-Phillips's cross, and then set up an even better opportunity which was wastefully squandered by Tevez after 28 minutes.
The former Manchester United striker arrived on the end of Bellamy's perfect cross, but made life too easy for Van der Sar with his headed finish.
United's response was a low shot from Giggs on the edge of the area, but Given was perfectly positioned on the edge of the area to make a routine save.
Tevez pulled City back into the tie with a classy flick
The pressure was on United to make the running at the start of the second half, but it was City who almost snatched the lead when Richards brought an athletic save from Van der Sar with a rising drive.
Bellamy was then the victim of a shameful incident as he went to take a corner, going to ground after appearing to be struck by a coin, with a plastic bottle also landing in the striker's vicinity.
United made the breakthrough they craved after 52 minutes, and it came from Scholes, who had been at his most influential amid the midfield mayhem.
He was lurking in familiar territory on the edge of the area, and when a loose ball arrived at his feet he drilled it unerringly beyond Given.
The tie had swung towards United, and the balance shifted even further when Carrick added a second with 19 minutes left, just as City boss Mancini prepared to introduce Emmanuel Adebayor in an attempt to wrest back some control.
City failed to clear in the area, and when Fletcher laid the ball back to Carrick, he steered a composed finish across Given into the bottom corner.
Rooney, so deadly in front of goal in recent times, then wasted a glorious opportunity to set the seal on United's night when he somehow turned his shot wide of a gaping goal from eight yards after being played in by Nani.
And how Tevez made him pay just minutes later when he brought the tie level with a stunning piece of invention.
Ferdinand stooped to head Bellamy's cross away, only to find it removed from his forehead by an acrobatic backheel from Tevez that flew low out of the reach of Van der Sar.
Just as Old Trafford was bracing itself for the tension of an extra 30 minutes, United mounted a typical late surge that brought the stoppage-time winner that booked their Wembley ticket.
Given saved superbly from Fletcher, but when City failed to concentrate at the resulting corner, Giggs delivered for Rooney to head past the powerless the Republic of Ireland goalkeeper.
Ferguson danced with delight in the dug-out as City were forced to put their plans to topple their illustrious neighbours on hold.
Monday, January 25, 2010
Monday but Different Monday
Moday again!
Yeah but this time I got a different Moday. Why?
Because today is the first day for my daughter to go to nursery school where she will meet new people, and hope she will make new friends. And She will learn some English, Chinese and (unavoidable) Singlish words. And she can learn how to deal with others and many more.
But She already knows how to sing, play guitar and play around herself. You can't believe it? I got many proves. :D
Sometimes I think is it too early to send her to school? But I know that she needs friends. Because normally she plays alone. And neither I nor my wife got much time to accompany her especially during weekdays.
Another thing is that she is regarded speaking slow. All the people around her are adults and speaking very first for her even though we tried to speak slowly to her.
So I think that this is the right decision for her to go to school.
My wife just texted me that my daughter seemed to be ok.
My wife was just sitting outside of the school when my daughter was playing inside the classroom.
The nursery school is very close to our flat. Only 2-3 minutes walking distance.
But the school fees is not cheap.
There are many criteria.
Half day or full day.
Child is a Singaporean?
Mother is a working Singaporean or non-working Singaporean?
Based on the criteria, school fees will be subsidized.
But we all are just PR so we cannot enjoy the subsidized fees.
But well as long as the school can help my daughter improve in any aspects of her life, $600 + would be nothing for us.
Keep it up baby. Ah phay loves you.
Monday, January 04, 2010
Test your English level here
Test your English level here
http://www.learn4good.com/languages/english_level.htm
Pls enjoy.
video converter for your HTC Magic
Since I bought HTC Magic mobile phone, I always wanted to watch video on my phone though the phone supports only mp4, 3gp.
Most of the videos in a good quality are around 700Mb(mostly DVD rip) or mkv format file size is around 400Mb.
Previously I use Any video converter to convert the videos into mp4 format but the quality is very bad.
One day I googled the video converter for my phone and I found this one.
Videora HTC Magic Converter
They not only have video converter for HTC Magic but also other converters for other mobile phones.
I downloaded the software and tried to convert one of the avi format videos.
It is easy to convert and it has options to choose what level of quality I want such as video or audio, normal, good or best ....
After converting the video, I put it in my phone and watched it. Voila! the quality was awesome.
It looks clear, sharper and looks awesome compare to my previous mp4 videos converted using other videos converters.
I highly recommend this for you if you have a phone like me or if you have other phone model, you can give it a try.
Cheers.
TOEFL resources
One of the places to test your English.
http://www.learn4good.com/languages/spec_english_toefl.htm
Cheers,