Friday, September 25, 2009

Ridiculous US-Laws




Arkansas:
1. A man can legally beat his wife, but no more than once a month.

California:
1. In, LA, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than 2 inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap.

2. It is a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Florida:
1. Unmarried women who parachute on Sunday’s will be jailed.

Georgia:
1. In Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

Indiana:
1. Monkey’s are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.

Illinois:
1. In Chicago, it is illegal to take a french poodle to the Opera.

2. According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American."

3. In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet HeyWoodey.

Massachusetts:
1. It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.

2. North Andover prohibits its citizens from carrying "space guns."

3. In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.

Minnesota:
1. It is illegal to tease skunks.

2. Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard.

Michigan:
1. A State law stipulates that a woman’s hair legally belongs to her husband.

2. Under State law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."

Nebraska:
1. If a child burps during a church service in Omaha, his or her parents may be arrested.

New York:
1. On Staten Island, it is illegal for a father to call his son a faggot or queer in an effort to curb girlie behavior.

2. In NYC, "it is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose and wiggling the extended fingers of that hand."

North Carolina:
1. It is illegal to make love on the floor of a hotel room between two double beds.

Oklahoma:
1. People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Ohio:
1. In Columbus, it is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.

2. In Oxford, it is illegal for a woman to disrobe in front of a man’s picture.

3. In Youngstown, it is illegal to run out of gas.

Oregon:
1. The town of Hood River prohibits the act of juggling without a license.

Pennsylvania:
1. "Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes."

Tennessee:
1. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

2. In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

3. In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists."

Texas:
1. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Utah:
1. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife in his presence.

Virginia:
1. In Richmond, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee.

Vermont:
1. It is illegal to deny the existence of God.

2. It is illegal to whistle underwater.

3. Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I have changed my blog's template

ဒီေန႔ရံုးမွာ လုပ္စရာအလုပ္ ေတာ္ေတာ္နဲတယ္။ 


အဲဒီေတာ့ ဟိုေလွ်ာက္လုပ္ ဒီေလွ်ာက္လုပ္နဲ႔ ဘေလာဂ္ template ေလး ေျပာင္းလိုက္တယ္။

အခုမွ သပ္သပ္ရပ္ရပ္ရွိသြားသလားလို႔။


တကယ္လို႔ ဒီပံုစံက ပ်င္းစရာေကာင္းလာရင္ ထပ္ေျပာင္းပါဦးမယ္။ :D


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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

စင္ကာပူ မွ ရယ္စရာလူမ်ား အေၾကာင္း (ဖ်က္လိုက္ပီ)

ရယ္စရာေကာင္းသူမ်ားအေၾကာင္း။

လူတစ္ေယာက္ရွိတယ္။ စလံုးမွာေနတာၾကာၿပီ။ၾကာၿပီဆို ၈ႏွစ္ ၁၀ႏွစ္ေလာက္ ရွိေရာေပါ့။
ဒါေပမယ့္ PR မေလွ်ာက္ citizen မေျပာင္းပဲနဲ႔  S Pass နဲ႔ပဲေနတယ္။


သူနဲ႔ခင္တဲ့ လူတစ္ေယာက္ ရွိတယ္ဆိုပါေတာ့။ အဲဒီလူကလဲ ေနတာၾကာၿပီ ၁၀ ႏွစ္ေလာက္ ရွိေရာေပါ့။ ဒါေပမယ့္ Work permit နဲ႔ အလုပ္လုပ္ရတာဆိုေတာ့ လစာနဲတယ္။ တစ္လမွ ၆၅၀ ေလာက္ပဲရတယ္။ 

(စလံုးမွာ အလုပ္သြားလုပ္ေနတယ္ဆိုၿပီး ဘာမသိညာမသိ အထင္ႀကီးသူမ်ား သတိျပဳပါ။ အလုပ္လာလုပ္သူတိုင္း အဆင္မေျပပါဘူး။ လစာမေကာင္းပါဘူး။ ဘယ္သူမွ ထမင္းအလကား မေၾကြးႏိုင္ဘူး။သိပ္ခ်မ္းသာေနရင္ေတာ့ တစ္မ်ိဳးေပါ့ေလ။)


တစ္ရက္ေတာ့ work permit သမားက အိမ္မွာ အလွဴ လုပ္လို႔  S Pass သမား အပါအ၀င္ တျခားေဘာ္ဒါေတြ ကို ဖိတ္ၿပီး မုန္႔ေကၽြးပါတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ S Pass သမားက ရူးခ်င္ေယာင္ေဆာင္ၿပီး မသြားပါဘူး။ ဘာလို႔လဲဆိုေတာ့ Work permit သမားက လုပ္တဲ့ အလွဴ မို႔လို႔တဲ့။နိမ့္တယ္ေပါ့ဗ်ာ။


တစ္ရက္ေတာ့ သူ႕သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ေယာက္ (ကိုေသာၾကာ ဆိုပါေတာ့) နဲ႔ေတြ႕ေတာ့ work permit သမားေတြက Beer တိုက္မယ္ လိုက္ေသာက္မလားလို႔ေမးေတာ့ ....
ခင္ဗ်ားတို႔ ဘယ္လို ထင္ၾကသတုန္း? ကိုေသၾကာရဲ႕ ျပန္ေျပာခ်က္အရေတာ့ အဲဒီညက ေကာင္းေကာင္းမူးၾကတယ္တဲ့ဗ်ား။ပိုက္ဆံကိုေတာ့ work permit သမားေတြကပဲ ရွင္းလိုက္ပါတယ္တဲ့။




ေနာက္ထပ္ရယ္စရာတစ္ခုက အဲဒီ S Pass သမားက စင္ကာပူမွာ ေနတာ ၾကာေပမယ့္ ကြန္ပ်ဴတာေတြ ဘာေတြ သိပ္မသံုးတတ္ဘူး။ Internet banking ကို လံုး၀မသံုးဘူး ဘာျဖစ္လို႔လဲဆိုေတာ့ ပိုက္ဆံမွားၿပီး လႊဲမိမွာ ဆိုးလို႔တဲ့။ စင္ကာပူကို ေနာက္မွေရာက္လာတဲ့ သူ႔သူငယ္ခ်င္းက အင္တာနက္သံုးတယ္ laptop ရွိတယ္။


ပိုက္ဆံေပးစရာရွိရင္ Bedok ကေန Chua Chu Kang အထိလာေပးခ်င္ေပးတာ။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔က လာေပးရတာပင္ပန္းပါတယ္။ibanking က လႊဲလိုက္ဆိုေတာ့  မွားၿပီးလႊဲမိမွာေၾကာက္လို႔တဲ့။  


ေနာက္ေတာ့ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔က ကိုေသာၾကာကို DBS က Ibanking sign up လုပ္ရင္ ကံစမ္းမဲေဖာက္မယ္။
ကံေကာင္းရင္ ဖုန္းေပါက္ႏိုင္တယ္။ (သူက prepaid card သံုးေနတာ).
လိုင္းေရာ ဖုန္းေရာ အလကားရမယ္ လို႔ေျပာေတာ့ ကၽြန္ေတ္တို႔ကိုပဲ မသကၤာသလိုၾကည့္တယ္။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔က ေခ်ာက္တြန္းတယ္ေပါ့။ ဟီး ဟီး။ 

 ေျပာရင္းနဲ႔ ေတာင္ မ်က္ႏွာျပန္ျမင္လာလို႔ ရယ္ခ်င္တယ္။အစက သူက ibanking သံုးရင္ ပိုက္ဆံေပးရမယ္ ထင္ေသးတာ။ဟီးဟီး။ 


ကိုေသာၾကာစလံုးေရာက္ၿပီး ၁ လျပည့္ ခါနီးေတာ့ သက္တမ္းတိုးဖို႔ လုပ္ေရာဆိုပါေတာ့။ အဲဒီေတာ့ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔က online က တိုးေပးမယ္။ online က တိုးရတာ အခ်ိန္ကုန္ လူပမ္းတာ သက္သာတယ္။ ICA က လူေတြနဲ႔ စကားေျပာစရာ မလိုဘူးလို႔ အၾကံဥာဏ္ေပးေပမယ့္ (ဒီမွာေနတာ ၁၅ႏွစ္ ၾကာၿပီျဖစ္တဲ့....) သူ႕ရဲ႕ေယာက္ဖေတာ္က ICA မွာ သြားတိုးေပးမယ္ ဆိုတာနဲ႔ သြားၾကပါေရာ။


ဟိုေရာက္ေတာ့ သက္တမ္းတိုးဖို႔ ေထာက္ခံေပးမယ္လဲေျပာေရာ ဘာေတာ္လဲေမးေတာ့ ေယာက္ဖပါတဲ့။ ဟဲဟဲ ေယာက္ဖဆိုရင္ ေထာက္ခံေပးလို႔မရဘူးတဲ့။ အိမ္ေထာင္စုစာရင္းထဲမွာလဲ နာမည္မပါဘူး။ ဒီေတာ့ အဆင္မေျပဘူးေပါ့ဗ်ာ။


ေနာက္ဆံုးေတာ့...  ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ပဲ အကူအညီေပးလိုက္ရတယ္ေပါ့။



တစ္ေလာက လူတစ္ေယာက္ေတြ႕တယ္။ ေရာက္တာၾကာၿပီလားဆိုေတာ့ ၾကာၿပီတဲ့ ၂ ႏွစ္ေလာက္ရွိၿပီတဲ့။ ဟဲဟဲ။ တစ္ခါတေလ physics သင္မိတာ သိပ္မေကာင္းဘူးလားလို႔။


ေနာက္ထပ္လူတစ္ေယာက္ ရွိေသးတယ္။ သူက ႏိုင္ငံေရးအေၾကာင္းကို အာေပါင္အာရင္း သန္သန္နဲ႔ေျပာတာ။(BBC နဲ႔ေတာင္ အေမးအေျဖလုပ္ဖူးတယ္ ဆိုပဲ။) အခုျမန္မာျပည္ အလည္ ျပန္မယ္ဆိုေတာ့ သူ႕သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြ အကုန္လံုးက ၀ိုင္းေျခာက္ထားလို႔ ေၾကာက္ေနေလရဲ႕။ ဟီးဟီး။


ေျပာခ်င္တာက တစ္ခါတေလ လူေတြဟာ ေတာ္ေတာ္ရယ္စရာေကာင္းတယ္ဆိုတာပဲ။

အဲဒီအထဲမွာ ကၽြန္ေတာ္လဲပါပါတယ္...ကတံုးမတံုးျဖစ္တာ နဲနဲၾကာသြားၿပီ။

တစ္ခါက သမီးအိပ္ေနတုန္း ကတံုးတံုးလိုက္တာ သမီးလဲႏိုးလာေရာ မမွတ္မိသလို မွတ္မိသလိုလိုနဲ႔ ငိုမလို ရယ္မလိုျဖစ္ေနေသးလို႔ မနဲ ပေရာပရီ ျပန္လုပ္လိုက္ရတယ္။ဟီးဟီး။


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