Tuesday, August 20, 2013

I may probably back to blogspot since my free hosting acting weirdly.

Life goes on.
I may probably back to blogspot since my free hosting acting weirdly.
Something really wrongs with my connection to database.
I think may be they want me to upgrade the plan.


Thursday, July 07, 2011

မယုကီ ရဲ႕ ရင္တြင္းျဖစ္

အခုတေလာ သတင္းစာေတြထဲမွာ ႏုိင္ငံျခားသား အလုပ္သမားေတြအေၾကာင္း ခဏခဏ ဖတ္ရတယ္။ မ်ားေသာအားျဖင္႔ ႏုိင္ငံျခားသား အလုပ္သမား ေတြမ်ားလာလုိ႔ စကၤာပူႏုိင္ငံသားေတြ အလုပ္ရွားလာတယ္ ဘာညာေပါ႔။ဒါေၾကာင္႔ အစုိးရကလည္း ျပဳတ္မွာစုိးၿပီး ပူးေပါင္းႏွိပ္ကြပ္တဲ႔ အေနနဲ႔ ကုမ္မဏီေတြက ႏုိင္ငံျခားသား QUOTA ကုိ ေလွ်ာ႔ခ်ပစ္တယ္။ အဲဒီေတာ႔ ႏုိင္ငံျခားသားေတြ အတြက္ အလုပ္သမားေနထုိင္ခြင္႔ေလွ်ာက္တာေတာင္ ခက္ခဲကုန္တယ္။
ဒါေတြကုိ မသိခ်င္ေယာင္ေဆာင္ေနခဲ႔ေပမဲ႔ အခု အလုပ္ထြ႕က္လုိက္ၿပီး ေနာက္အလုပ္တစ္ခုရွာတဲ႔ အခါ မေရးရမေနႏုိင္ေအာင္ ကုိယ္ေတြ႔အေတြ႔အႀကဳံတစ္ခ်ဳိ႔က ႏႈိးေဆာ္လာတယ္။

အလုပ္ေခၚထားတာေတြ႔လုိ႔ ဖုန္းဆက္တဲ႔အခါတုိင္း 'Are you local" လုိ႔ တရဳတ္သံ၀ဲ၀ဲနဲ႔ ေမးတုိင္း စိတ္ရွည္ရွည္ထားၿပီး အလုပ္လုပ္ခြင္႔ ရွိသူတစ္ေယာက္ပါလုိ႔ ရွင္းျပရတာကုိ မုန္းလာတယ္။ ဒါေတာင္မွ တရုတ္လုိေျပာတတ္လားလုိ႔ ေမးၿပီး အေျဖရတာနဲ႔ ”အုိး ငါတုိ႔က တရုတ္လုိေျပာတတ္တဲ႔လူ ရွာေနတာပါ“လုိ႔ေျပာၿပီး ဖုန္းခ်သြားတယ္။ တခါတေလ သူတုုိ႔ စလုံးေတြပဲလုိအပ္ေၾကာင္း ေျပာင္ပဲ ဖြင္႔ေျပာပါတယ္။

ၿပီးခဲ႔တဲ႔ႏွစ္က အလုပ္လာရွာတဲ႔ သူငယ္ခ်င္းဆုိရင္ အရည္အခ်င္းရွိရက္နဲ႔ အလုပ္မရသြားပါဘူး။ သူပုိင္ႏုိင္ကႊၽြမ္းက်င္တဲ႔အလုပ္ေၾကာ္ျငာ တစ္ခုမွာ “ႏုိင္ငံသားမ်ားႏွင္႔ ပီအာမ်ားသာ“ လုိ႔ေရးထားတယ္။ သူေရာက္ကတည္း ေၾကာ္ျငာထားတာ သူေနထုိင္ခြင္႔ႏွစ္လျပည္႔လုိ႔ ျပန္သြားတဲ႔အထိ ဆက္ေၾကာ္ျငာတုန္းပါပဲ။

4:30 PM သူတုိ႔ႏိုင္ငံက အခြင္႔အေရးေပးထားလုိ႔ ကူိယ္လာၿပီး အလုပ္လုပ္ရတာတုိ႔1ကုိယ္႔ႏုိင္ငံကုိႏွိမ္ခ်ေျပာဆုိလာရင္ ၾကက္ေခါင္းဆိတ္မခံ ကုိယ္႔ႏုိင္ငံက ဆင္းရဲ႔သားႏူုိင္ငံမဟုတ္တ႔ဲ အေၾကာင္း ႏုိင္ငံေရးအေျခအေနေၾကာင္႔သာ တစ္ျခားႏူိင္ငံလာလုပ္ရတဲ႔အေၾကာင္း ရွင္းျပခ်င္စိတ္ကုန္လာတယ္.

ဒီမွာ ကၽြန္မအေတြ႔အၾကံဳတစ္ခုေျပာျပခ်င္တယ္။ ကၽြန္မ ရုံးမွာ အတူလုပ္တဲ႔ သက္လတ္ပုိင္း စလုံးလုပ္ေဖာ္ကုိင္ဖက္မိန္းမတစ္ေယာက္ရွိတယ္။ သူ တရုတ္ျပည္ကုိ ခရီးသြားဖုိ႔ အခ်က္အလက္ေတြ အင္တာနက္မွာ မရွာတတ္လုိ႔ကူညီေပးရတယ္။ smart phone သုံးၿပီး သြားခ်င္တဲ႔ေနရာေတြ ဘစ္ကားလာမဲ႔ အခ်ိန္ၾကည္႔ၿပီး အိမ္က တြက္ခ်က္ထြက္လုိ႔ ရတယ္လုိ႔ေျပာျပရင္ ပါးစပ္အေဟာင္းသားနဲ႔ ... ႏွိပ္ကြပ္တာမဟုတ္ဘူး ေျပာျပတာပါ။

စလုံးေတြ အလုပ္ေကာင္းေကာင္းမလုပ္လုိ႔ ပညာေကာင္းေကာင္းမသင္လုိ႔ အလုပ္မရတာ အခြင္႔အေရးမရတာ သူတုိ႔သိပုံမရဘူး။ ဥပမာ ကၽြန္မ အရင္အလုပ္တုန္းက ကၽြန္မလုပ္တာ ႏွစ္လပဲ ရွိေသးတယ္။လစာ တုိးေပးတယ္။ ဘာေၾကာင္႔လဲ ေမးၾကည္႔ေတာ႔ ပုံေနတဲ႔အလုပ္ေတြ ခဏနဲ႔ ရွင္းသြားလို႔တဲ႔။ အလုပ္ေတြက လြယ္လြယ္ေလးေတြကုိ မလုပ္သြားတာပါ။
 ဆုိပါေတာ႔ ၿပီးခဲ႔တဲ႔ သီတင္းပတ္က အလုပ္အင္တာဗ်ဳးတစ္ခုသြားတယ္။ ကႊၽႊန္မရဲ႔ ဘဲြ႔အေထာက္အထားေတြ ဘာေတြညာေတြ သယ္ခဲ႔ပါဆုိလုိ႔ သယ္သြားတယ္။ သတင္းစာထဲမွာ ေတြ႔ရာျမင္ရာေလွ်ာက္ထားေတာ႔ သူတုိ႔လိပ္စာ ေပးထားတာနဲ႔တုိက္ႀကည္႔ေတာ႔မွ ...ေရွ႔ေနရုံးႀကီး ျဖစ္ေနတယ္။ ေခၚတဲ႔သူကလည္း ေခၚတယ္ဆုိေတာ႔ အေတြ႔အႀကုံရလည္း မနည္းပါဘူးဆုိၿပီးသြားလုိက္တယ္။ စက္ကက္ေက်း ဆုိေတာ႔ အလုပ္ရရင္ လစာေလးက မဆုိးေလာက္ဘူးေပါ႔။ ဟုိေရာက္ေတာ႔ ခဏ ထုိင္ေစာင္႔ခုိင္းလုိ႔ ေစာင္႔ေနရေသးတယ္. ၿပီးေတာ႔ အခန္းေနာက္တစ္ခုထဲ ေခၚသြားၿပီး အင္တာဗ်ဴးေတာ႔တာပဲ.

ကုိယ္႔အေတြ႔အၿကုံဘာညာေမးေၿပီး အေထာက္အထားေတြၾကည္႔ၿ႔ပီးေတာ႔ အႏွီပုဂုိလ္ (အသက္ ရ၀ခန္႔ ေွရွ႔ေနႀကီး) ကုိယ္က အဆင္ေျပႏို္င္တယ္လုိ႔ ဆူိတယ္။ ၿပီီးေတာ႔မွဘယ္လုိႏွိပ္ကြပ္လဲဆုိေတာ႔ ကၽြန္မက ေလးႏွစ္တာေလာက္ စကၤာပူႏုိင္ငံႀကီးမွာေနလာၿပီးေတာ႔ ဘာေၾကာင္႔ စလုံးသံ (local accent)မရွိတာလဲတဲ႔ေတာ္။ သူက ကၽြန္မ client ေတြနဲ႔ စကားေျပာတဲ႔အခါ နားမလည္ႏုိင္မွာ စုိးရိမ္တဲ႔အေၾကာင္း ေျပာတယ္ရွင္႔. ကၽြန္မ ျမန္မာတုိင္းမ္မွာ သတင္းေထာက္လုပ္ခဲ႔တုန္းက အဂၤလိပ္စကားေျပာႏိုင္ငံေတြက အယ္ဒီတာေတြနဲ႔ ေနတုိင္းေျပာဆုိရွင္းျပခဲ႔တုန္းက အဲဒီလုိ အေျပာမခံခဲ႔ရေပမယ္႔ စကၤာပူလုိ သူမ်ားဘာသာစကား ႏုိင္ငံဘာသာျပဌာန္းထားတဲ႔ ႏုိင္ငံကလူေတြ ေျပာတာခံရတာပဲ..
  ေနာက္တစ္ခု သူကေျပာေသးတယ္ ...ျမန္မာႏုိင္ငံသားေတြအလုပ္ႀကိဳးစားတာသူသိတယ္တဲ႔. ကၽြန္မ ဂုဏ္ယူၿပဳံး ၿပံဳးဖုိ႔ ၾကိဳးစားေနတုန္း သူက “အဲဒါ ဘာေၾကာင္႔လဲဆုိေတာ႔ မင္းတုိ႔ႏုိင္ငံက ဆင္းရဲေတာ႔ သူတုိ႔ဒီမွာပဲ ဆက္ေနခ်င္လူုိ႔ အလုပ္ႀကိဴးစားၾကတာ။အိမ္မွာဆုိ အိမ္ေဖာ္ကုုိ သီရိလၤကာက ေခၚထားတာ .ဘာေၾကာင္႔လဲဆုိေတာ႔ သူတုိ႔ႏုိင္ငံက ဆင္းရဲလုိ႔ သူတုိ႔က အလုပ္ႀကိဳးစားၾကတယ္“ လုိ႔ စကားဆက္ပါတယ္။ ကၽြန္မကလည္း ကၽြန္မတုိ႔ႏုိင္ငံဆင္းရဲတာ ႏုိင္ငံသားေတြေၾကာင္႔မဟုတ္ေၾကာင္း၊ အစုိးရခ်ဳပ္ကုိင္မႈေၾကာင္႔သာ ျဖစ္ေၾကာင္း အတတ္ႏုိင္ဆုံး ျပန္ရွင္းျပခဲ႔ပါတယ္။

ဒါ... အဲဒီလူမွ မဟုတ္ဘူး ပထမဆုံးအလုပ္ရွာတုန္းကလည္း အဲဒီလုိအေျပာခံရဖူးတယ္။ ၿပီးခဲ႔တဲ႔ အလုပ္ထဲမွာလည္း ဖုန္းလက္ခံတဲ႔အခါ ကၽြန္မကုိ local မဟုတ္ဘူးဆုိတာသိေၾကာင္း ေျပာခံရဖူးတယ္။ ကၽြန္မကလည္း localမဟုတ္ေၾကာင္း ကၽြန္မ စင္းဂလစ္ရွ္ စကားမေျပာျဖစ္ေၾကာင္း ျပန္ေျပာဖူးတယ္။


ကုိယ္႔ေျမ ကုိယ္႔ေရကုိ လူတုိင္းခ်စ္ၾကတယ္။ ကုိယ္႔လူမ်ဳိးမွ အေကာင္းဆုံးလုိ႔ လူေတာ္ေတာ္မ်ားထင္ၾကတာကုိ လက္ခံပါတယ္။ ဒါေပမဲ႔ စကၤာပူလုိႏုိင္ငံက ႏုိင္ငံျခားသားအလုပ္သမားအေထာက္အပ႔ံမရွိရင္မျဖစ္ဘူးဆုိတာ သူတုိ႔သိသင္႔တယ္ထင္တာပဲ....

သုိ႔ေပသိ စလုံးအားလုံး မေကာင္းဘူးလုိ႔ ၀ါးလုံးသိမ္း မေျပာခ်င္ပါ... တစ္ခ်ိဳ႔ေကာင္းတဲ႔လူေတြလည္း အရမ္းေကာင္းပါတယ္။ ဥပမာ ကၽြန္မ အရင္ေနခဲ႔တဲ႕႔ အိမ္ေဘးက အိမ္နီးနားခ်င္းဆုိရင္ ျမန္မာျပည္ကုိ အလုပ္ကိတ္စရွိလုိ႔သြားမွာကုိ ကၽြန္မဆီက လူႀကံဴပစည္းတၿပဳံတမ ႀကီးကုိ တကုူးတက သယ္ေပးဖူးပါတယ္။ သူတုိ႔လဲ ႏွလုံးသားရွိတဲ႔ ခံစားခ်က္ရွိတဲ႔ လူသားေတြပဲေလ.

ကၽြန္မ ယုံၾကည္တာေျပာရင္ လူလူခ်င္း သဟဇာတမွ်ဖုိ႔က အေရးႀကီးဆုံးလုိပဲ႔ ဆုိခ်င္ပါတယ္

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

php magic quote turn off

if ( in_array( strtolower( ini_get( 'magic_quotes_gpc' ) ), array( '1', 'on' ) ) )
{
    $_POST = array_map( 'stripslashes', $_POST );
    $_GET = array_map( 'stripslashes', $_GET );
    $_COOKIE = array_map( 'stripslashes', $_COOKIE );
}

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/517008/how-to-turn-off-magic-quotes-on-shared-hosting

Friday, April 01, 2011

Happy April Fool's Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 24, 2011

long time no see byar

Happy New Year everyone!

Wish you all had a happy prosperous year ahead.

It's been quite a while that I have failed to write even a single entry.

I am lacking continuity in most of the things not only in writing.

There are so many things to learn, so many things should be learned and so many things expected to be learned.

So we call this life.

Sometimes I find it our life is too many things to do.

I care about my life, my daughter, my wife, my parents, relatives and other poor people.

Sometimes I feel that I am not very good as a father. I am still selfish at sometimes as a father.

I hope that I can dedicate my time to my daughter more for her development rather than stupidly downloading
movies and playing with my phones.

You know that downloading and playing with the phone is so addicted.

You will know it when you own a phone that you can run 2/3 operating systems.

In this year, hopefully I can improve my poor English although I keep on downloading so many books and some learning videos from time to time but never try to try them :P

And got six pack ab in this year. I am serious, according to the exercise, it is not very difficult to lose belly fat.

It is true but the problem is diet. I need to eat 6 small meals a day which is almost impossible for me to do that.

So better work harder since I can't control over my diet very well.

Hope all above wishes come true. :D

Bye now.

Best.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Email & chat room survival kit


AOL - Assholes On Line 
ASAP - As Soon As Possible 
ASAFP - As Soon As Friggin Possible 
AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again 
AWGTHTGTTSA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again 
BFD - Big Fucking Deal 
BMD - Buy Me Dildo 
BTSOOM - Beats The Shit Out Of Me 
BT - Byte This! 
BTWBO - Be There With Bells On 
CMF - Count My Fingers! 
CTC - Choking The Chicken 
DBEYR - Don't Believe Everything You Read 
DHYB - Don't Hold Your Breath 
DILLIGAD - Do I Look Like I Give A Damn 
DQYDJ - Don't Quit You're Day Job 
DYSTSOTT - Did You See The Size Of That Thing 
FTASB - Faster Than A Speeding Bullet 
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Repair 
FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FYI - For Your Information 
FYM - For Your Misinformation 
GR&D - Grinning Running & Ducking 
HAK - Hugs And Kisses 
HUYA - Head Up Your A$$ 
HHOK - Ha Ha, Only Kidding 
HHO1/2K - Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding 
HIOOC - Help! I'm Out Of Coffee! 
IANAC - I Am Not A Crook 
IFABCTE - I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator 
IITYWTMWYKM - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me 
IITYWTMWYBMAD - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink 
IITYWTMWYLMA - If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone 
IIWM - If It Were Me 
ILSHIBAMF - I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture 
ILSHIBMS - I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches 
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion 
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion 
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid 
LDTTWA - Let's Do The Time Warp Again 
LOL - Laughing Out Loud 
LSHHTCMS - Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts 
LTIP - Laughing Till I Puke 
MTFBWY - May The Force Be With You 
NBFD - No Big Fucking Deal 
NFW - No Fucking Way 
OMIK - Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard 
ONNA - Oh No, Not Again 
ONNTA - Oh No Not This Again 
OTOH - On The Other Hand 
OTOOH - On The Other Other Hand 
OTSH - On The Same Hand 
PITA - Pain In The A$$ 
PMF - Pull My Finger 
RTFM - Read The Fucking Manual (or Message) 
SH - Shit Happens 
SH2M - Shit Happens To Me 
SOI - Sit On It 
SOL - Shit Outta Luck 
TAFL - Take A Flying Leap 
TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me 
TFASB - Time For A Sex Break 
TIC - Tongue In Cheek 
TISEC - Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek 
TLA - Three Letter Acronym (such as this) 
TM - Trust Me 
TSR - Totally Stuck in RAM 
TTT - That's The Ticket 
TWHAB - This Won't Hurt A Bit 
VI - Village Idiot 
WDIPME - Where Did I Put My Excedrin 
WGAFS - Who Gives A Flying Squat W 
THDTIM - What The Hell Do These Initials Mean 
WTSDS - Where The Sun Don't Shine 
WWW - World Wide Wait 
WYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get 
WYSIUWYW - What You See Isn't Usually What You Want 
YGBFK - You Gotta Be Fucking Kiddin'

Thursday, July 22, 2010

humour :D

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool." 



credit to :http://www.benwiggy.com/jokes/joke.php?id=223

Monday, June 14, 2010

humour!

Ekstra juveler
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist......."Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things."

"I know," she said. "It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

SELLING 110% NEW - HP Pavilion dm3-1126AX NB PC SING

source from Starhub

HP Pavilion dm3 Notebook Specifications (Only Silver colour is available)

Lenovo IdeaCentre™ A300
HP Pavilion dm3-1126AX NB PC SING
PartNumber WZ494PA#AB4
Processor AMD Athlon L335 processor with 512MB Discreet Graphics
Memory (std/max) 1GB
Hard Disk Drive 250GB
Display/ Resolution 13.3” Diagonal High-Definition 4 HP LED BrightView Widescreen Display
Optical Drive Nil
Bluetooth Nil
Wireless 802.11b/g/n WLAN
Operating System; Genuine Windows® 7 Home Premium (32bit)
Audio  Altec Lansing Internal Speakers, SRS Premium Sound
Fax / Modem speeds No
Network Interface Integrated 10/100BASE-T Ethernet LAN (RJ-45 connector), 
Ports Plug and play, Ethernet network compatibility, 4 USB 2.0, HDMI, VGA, RJ-45, 1 Stereo Headphone out, Microphone in
Media Card 5-in-1 integrated Digital Media Reader 12 for Secure Digital cards, MultiMedia cards, Memory Stick, Memory Stick
Pro, or xD Picture cards
Battery type/Battery life 6 cell polymer (57Whr 2.58Ahr)
Warranty One year Limited Warranty (parts/labor/carry-in)
Others No built-in HSDPA function

Thursday, May 06, 2010

busy post

အလုပ္မ်ားလြန္းလို႔ ဘာပိုစ္ မွ မေရးႏိုင္ဘူး
ညဆိုလဲ ၁၀ ခြဲ ၁၁ မွ အိမ္ျပန္ေရာက္တယ္။
ျပန္ေရာက္ရင္ သမီးေလးနဲ႔ ေဆာ့ေပးၿပီး အေမာေျဖရတယ္
ႏို႔မို႔ဆို အေဖမွန္းမသိဘူးျဖစ္ေနဦးမယ္
မတတ္ႏိုင္ဘူးေလ
ဒါဟာ ဘ၀ပဲ
ေကာင္းတဲ့အခ်က္ေလးေတြက အခုထိ အသက္ရွင္လ်က္နဲ႔ ေကာင္းေကာင္မြန္မြန္ရွိေနေသးတာပဲ။
ေနာက္မ်ားမွပဲ ေပါက္တတ္ကရေတြ ေရးဦးမယ္။
အခုေတာ့ အလုပ္လုပ္လိုက္ဦးမယ္။
ေတာ္ေသးၿပီ
အားလံုး က်န္းမာထီေပါက္ နိဗ္ဗာန္ ေရာက္ၾကပါေစဗ်ား
ps. Pls don't buy HTC HD2 if you are planning to buy it :D